Quote Of The Day

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"Every time I go on stage. Instant diarrhea."

- Megan Fox, on what scares her, to the new issue of Cosmopolitan

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    Posted: Sep 24, 2009 at 1:00 pm / Email this  »

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    1. 1

      wow



    2. 2

      really? this is all that's going on today? lol



    3. 3

      …thanks for sharing hun. Bleeech!



    4. 4

      Gee, one more attempt to try to say anything that will get her name in print…..oh, and is she losing her hair?



    5. 5

      Of the mouth? Because that happens all the time with her.



    6. 6

      She's growing on me.

    7. Wingy says – reply to this


      7

      too bad she cant use one of her giant thumbs to plug it up.



    8. 8

      Now, I don't recall Angelina ever mentioning her bowel habits so this might be a good sign that megan is branching off with her own material finally ??????



    9. 9

      WTF? Yeeecch. TMI, TMI . . .



    10. 10

      GROSS! She's proof that you can't be beautiful and smart!

    11. minka says – reply to this


      11

      How sexy.



    12. 12

      Hey Hottie…remember me???????



    13. 13

      Oh yeah….isn't it completely obvious to the world how shy she is about being on stage or getting her picture taken? *rolling eyes now*.



    14. 14

      stop talking u ghetto fine ass bitch



    15. 15

      I feel like this is not the first time she's said that. Each time she does an interview. Recycled quotes.



    16. 16

      & she's still fucking hot!



    17. 17

      Good Grief, this girl is only going to get worse. No class.



    18. 18

      Too much information. Sorry Meg, public is not into your scat and we don't think your shit don't stink! You must be a natural blond.



    19. 19

      wow.. megan fox really has some weird things to say. anyways, mario, dont you have that to?



    20. 20

      Funny. I have the same problem every time Megan Fox opens her mouth…



    21. 21

      I think she means diarrhea of the mouth.



    22. 22


    23. 23

      God this woman is so GROSS. Please tell me that being super good looking doesn't just erase being a total pig and an idiot. Please!



    24. 24

      Re: ItsMeBiach – look up ZOMGitsCriss on youtube



    25. 25

      Re: Canadiana* – something waiting for you!!!!!!!♥



    26. 26

      im waiting for her to mention when she gets instant yeast infections :)



    27. 27

      that's like reeeeeally classy, babe ;-) keep up the "good" work



    28. 28

      How alluring. Megan, you are your own worst enemy



    29. 29

      jesus. everything that comes outta her MOUTH is INSTANT DIARRHEA!



    30. 30

      This girl is as crazy as a shit house rat!



    31. 31

      She's Annoying!



    32. 32

      Off stage she suffers from diarrhea of the mouth.



    33. 33

      What the hell is wrong with this girl?
      She's like Jessica Simpson, every time she opens her mouth something stupid comes out of it…
      She needs to just smile look pretty and just shut the fuck up !!!!
      Don't talk…
      She's like those kind of people you meet that are so hot but the second they open there mouth it's all over…



    34. 34

      SEE! Here's proof. She really is shitty!



    35. 35

      didnt need to know that



    36. 36

      Is spitting out the semen of whatever casting director hired her considered diarea of the mouth?



    37. 37

      911? This girl need a hep!! Pleaaseeee



    38. 38

      she needs to keep her mouth shut. its ruining her 'beauty'



    39. 39

      Verbal or otherwise?



    40. 40

      Am I blind or is she balding in that photo??



    41. 41

      Re: canderson – haha i thought the same thing!



    42. 42

      hahahaha :D



    43. 43

      TALENTLESS



    44. 44

      Re: Spindoc – It's probably her only meal of the day, she would swallow it if she were smart.



    45. 45

      I couldn't even get through that article in Cosmo - every other line was her saying something idiotic; she even admitted she lies in all media interviews - ….uuuhhh???…



    46. 46

      Oh hell bitch get a damn clue.

      **speaking of diarrhea**

      Nobody gives a shit about you Megan Fox! STFU STAT



    47. 47

      i WOULD DRINK IT STR8 OUT OF THE TOILET



    48. 48

      Re: Canadiana* – haha you're funny :D



    49. 49

      "Everytime I open my mouth, diarrhea."



    50. 50

      Yeah at one point she was losing her hair Spindoc. She had to be 99 pounds for the movie Jennifer's body and she got really sick from it, she admits that she stopped eating for a while. And get the new Cosmo, the interview is really interesting. A lot of things Megan says is just for shits and giggles, and she admits that in her Cosmo interview. She's also a private person when it comes to her life and she's insecure about a lot of things. Thanks to Perez and the shit he posted about her, I started losing respect for her. THEN I read the Cosmo article and realized that she's really not crazy, she just likes to mess with interviewers heads and DUMBASSES like Perez take her seriously.



    51. 51

      JUST SHOWING HER TRUE WHITE TRASH ROOTS………



    52. 52

      then hows she going to do saturday night live. ??



    53. 53

      iT WOULD BE HILARIOUS IF SHE SHIT HERSELF ON STAGE………..



    54. 54

      I Love the Poop written acrss her mouth hilarious



    55. 55

      She looks a bit like Rumer Willis here



    56. 56

      ohhhhh…so similar to what comes out of her mouth every time she opens it…….



    57. 57

      what a lady



    58. 58

      Oh that's how she stays skinny.



    59. 59

      TMI!



    60. 60

      shes beautiful and i don't mind her crazy talk, but that was just a little to much information lol.



    61. 61

      LMFAO. i still love her though.



    62. 62

      LOL THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS. even for a dumb bitch!



    63. 63

      I can't believe how fucking uptight you dweebs are. Everyone wants their celebs completely censored and boring, and then they complain about how fake they are.



    64. 64

      loooooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok …THAT made me laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    65. 65

      She should really stop talking. Like forever.



    66. 66

      Re: Wingy
      LMAO.



    67. 67

      "Every time I hear this bitch's name. Instant diarrhea."



    68. 68

      I want her to Instantly diarrhea on my face. She is so amazing, I think I would eat her shit, and use it as lube.!!



    69. 69

      She looks like Rumer Willis here.



    70. 70

      Could she have any less class??

    71. k-lee says – reply to this


      71

      You know what.. these trivial quotes actually make me like her. I love that she's not afraid to say stuff like these. Makes her human.



    72. 72

      Anxiety-nerves. She's already told us she has mental issues. This happens to a lot of people. The girl is simply saying it out loud. What of it?!



    73. 73

      does this dumb bitch ever know when to shut the fuck up????? really… just fucking shut up!!!



    74. 74

      The verbal kind…



    75. 75

      She reminds me of the girl in elementary school who was always saying things like "Look at my backbend!" or "I can hang upside down on the monkey bars if you give me a dollar."

    76. Punx says – reply to this


      76

      sounds HAWT!



    77. 77

      She says some of thee most unattractive things I've heard



    78. 78

      Try some pepto.

    79. PV says – reply to this


      79

      Her toe thumbs scare me something aweful!!!!!



    80. 80

      So scat flicks are next for her?



    81. 81

      it's nice to know shes human and isnt perfect!!! i got told i look liker her like 4 times! but im smart tho! and im sure she is too its just so hard to say the right thing in front of a camera for millions of ppl to see or hear! all you people who critisize her or any one else are jealous! or u just live a lonley ugly life kinda like mario!



    82. 82

      Re: gwyneth – haha I was gonna say that.



    83. 83

      this shit is so old..
      Slow news day ??



    84. 84

      I don't think she is beautiful and I don't think she does either. Beauty is only skin deep, but her ugly is seeping to the surface and fast! She is a self hating trailer park trash starlet with a filthy mouth, terrible taste in men, and a penchant for drugs. Not only is she not articulate, but appears dumb as a board. What a loser with all the MM tramp stamps! Go back to school and also work on self love. Being used by LA much? Poor thing. A girl to be pitied.



    85. 85

      Okay, I will give her good hair and makeup and a decent stylist.



    86. 86

      verbal diarrhea?
      but lmao lmao i love her



    87. 87

      Does she mean out of her ass..because we already know about the diarrhea of her mouth and constipation of her brain?



    88. 88

      Shes just tries way too hard to "shock" people but instead,shes just making a fool out of herself. She is nothing compared to Angelina and I wish people would stop comparing the two.There is no comparison come on people!



    89. 89

      nasty slutt butt skank zilla biotch



    90. 90

      She cut off the sentence too quickly. the rest is "… of the mouth"



    91. 91

      …what a wonderful image to leave us with.. :/



    92. 92

      lmao wow
      geez shes so damn hot(im straight) but says the craziest things! this is funny



    93. 93

      Re: beach brunette calii
      "im smart tho!!"
      Yupp, sure sounds like it. Even though you spelt "though" wrong. But hey…I'm sure you're smart.



    94. 94

      not this fucking whore again.



    95. 95

      Instant diarrhea's probably from the diet pills and lack of actual nutrients in your body dumbass. I admire someone who's not afraid to speak their mind, but there's a big fucking difference between that and just being an idiot who says the first thing that comes into your head. This ho has no class.



    96. 96

      Is it just me, or is she starting to look Lindsey Lohanesque with the cheekbones sticking out and the receding hairline?



    97. 97

      Is she talking about the shit that keeps coming out of her mouth?



    98. 98

      I love her! she is so honest!



    99. 99

      … yea …. we feel the same way BB! LOL



    100. 100

      Re: TimLee – WOW..

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