The Not So Juicy Deets Of Bayside High
Some lies details are coming out from Dustin Diamond's "freaking incredible" new tell-all book, Behind the Bell.
So what are some of the alleged activities that went on at Bayside?
According the Dustin he "could smell a certain 'smoke,' wafting from the crack" of the cast's dressing rooms.
Ooooo, scandalous!
He also claims Mark Paul Gosselaar used steroids before Saved by the Bell: The College Years.
Yeah, Zack Morris used steroids, not Slater?
Screech says: "He suddenly exploded with manliness, loading 25 pounds of muscle on his once-scrawny frame in, oh, about a month."
Exploded with manliness? HA!
By that time, which was 1994, Mark was 20. A lot of guys bulk up around that time.
How can Dustin call anyone scrawny!? Compared to his whimpy frame during the Bell days everyone looked like they exploded with manliness. Even the girls!
And what about those sexcapades?
"If Kelly [Tiffani Thiessen] was interested in Slater [Mario Lopez] one week, then backstage there was a lot going between them in Mario [Lopez]'s room. Then, if Jessie [Elizabeth Berkley] kisses Zack, then you know Elizabeth Berkley is going in Mark-Paul's room."
Seriously, these accusations are lame lame lame. No wonder Mark isn't worried about this tell-all.
It sucks!
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poor screech..looks like he aint saved by the bell
….so what about steroid use. He looked buff and hot. If his peepee got small who cares. I wasn't doing him, just watching him.
This poor guy is SCREAMING for attention. He's childish & washed-up. Plus pissed off that his dad stole all his money.
….nice brown moustache by the way you gross pig.
what a fucking loser, nice pubic hair on your face asshole.
remember to ask if they would like an apple pie with their order
You scraped right through the bottom of the barrel today mario… time for a new barrel
Nevermind. Dont really want to read it anymore.
Re: JigSaw – …LOL!
Dustin Diamond is just jealous because he ruined his career by being a huge douchebag and by appearing in the world's most unwatchable porn.
As we all know all celebrities are pillars of the community and never do anything that may taint the public perception of them. We should all be so holy. Screech may be a jerk, but aren't we all?
dumbest. thing. ever.
Just another jew stabbing former mates in the back, looking to make money.
I expect no less!
I hope he gets the shit sued out of him by the cast after this is released.
it's sad that zach and slater are getting embarrassed just because screech's car got repossessed and he has no money
Nice pic, Screech. Looks like someone gave YOU the dirty sanchez this time.
Screech reeeaaallly see's himself as Dirk Diggler huh?
are people actually going to buy this bullshit? screech needs to be smacked
ill this is pathetic! seriously…
poor screech he is so lonely..makin up stories
Maybe he'd sell more books if he said he had a consensual sexual relationship with John Phillips and Belding for over 10 years.
Remember when this loser was on Celebrity Fit Club? Hey Justin, since I know you are reading this - I changed the channel everytime you started to open your mouth. This jerk is not worth anyone's time - ever.
Re: Erebel – You CAN'T be serious with that remark - can you? Always good to know who in advance who are the racists on this blog.
Re: JigSaw – Hee hee hee - good one.
He bugged the crap out of me on the show and now he bugs the s**t out of me. What a loser.
Screech's desperate attempt for cash. Pretty pathetic
This guy is a total asshole! At least the other guys on this show moved on to something in their careers
You?!?!? A total loser & douchebag… He sucks!
Yup! I always thought Zac was on the juice when Saved by the Bell went to Hawaii! Too thick. He looks better lean and mean.
dude. this is so dumbly lame. Truth is: whenever i see Dustin Diamond attempting to crawl out of his hole and become relevant again, I WANT TO PUKE! he is such a loser. cant he just be happy that he was made famous for a little while from this show? does he really feel the need to be the douchebag of the century? i mean, who the fuck cares about all his "JUICY" FUCKING LIES? who cares which co-stars were banging (im sure hes jealous cos he wasnt getting any ass–hahaha), or doing a little coke, or whatever! looks like nothings really gonna keep you from fading out- hasbeen-style, screech-man.
Steroids? Considering all the other hardcore drugs young celebrities get into, that's hardly something to raise major eyebrows over. As for everything else, sounds like normal high school antics to me… oh and wouldn't you know… they were high school aged at the time! Weak tell-all, weak publicity stunt.
what a douche bag! who cares if they smoked pot and hooked up? big deal
If anyone buys this book they should be shot in the face. Let screech lose his home and his fuckin' 1994 Ford Explorer! Don't pay his bills by buying his buuuuuullshit.
Hey, didn't you and Dustin used to date a while back Perez?
He probably begged Mark Paul Gosselin (lol) to "explode his manliness" all over his face and mouth. That's probably what he meant. But I'm starting to feel sorry for this guy. He must be in the worst state of mind. He must be regretting ever doing something as cheesy as Saved By the Bell and hating not being able to do something more productive with his life. Instead he has to do porn, write bogus books, and go on reality TV. If I were him, I'd just fucking hate myself, plain and simple. Somebody call Dr. Drew for this guy.
I NEED ATTENTION ,PLEASE SOMEONE LOVE ME ! FUCKIN PRIC
Ewww, he is the most disgusting, ugly, depressed, wimpy, jealous, closeted, broke has been EVER…nobody cares about you DUSTIN what don't you get, you can write a 3 line biography and NOBODY will read it, what don't you get?…DAMN I wish Harvey would have kicked your broken down ass on Celebrity Fit Club!
I saw him at Disneyland a few years ago and he was kind of rude to some young girls who were trying to get his attention, he seems like a turd, but I guess it would be hard to be on a hit show and then fade into obscurity.
scrawny? have you seen Dustin Diamond lately? let's just say i hope you piss him off at some press junket and he puts his fist through your face.
woo hoo…teenage hijinks….edgy….
what a loser.
I hate to tell you this Screech…
But if no one bought your porn (and sex sells!)….
I doubt that any self-respecting reader will read your fictional tell-all book! hey maybe you can take the book to the enquirer…they will publish it…Next to Woman on the planet of Venus gives birth to three earthlins…NANO NANO!
….this cockstain is so beat… everytime i see him i wanna vomit.looks like his facial hair is glued on!
Re: the chattering magie – OH MY GOSH…you're a loser too!! Is this DUSTIN? No he's not scrawny but he is an out of shape DILDO! Pull it out your ass dustin and stick it in your mouth you loser…same to you Chattering Magic…cough cough!
Screech, Screech, Screech. Nothing will save you now. I used to watch the show all of the time, but don't think for one second that I would buy a tell-all written by you. If it was written by one of the other cast members, then I might. No one is going to help you save your house. Should have paid your taxes like most other people. Maybe you, Nic Cage and Pam Anderson can find a place together since none of you have paid the property taxes on your houses. Get real!!!
Re: Erebel – What an antisemitic remark. You should be ashamed of yourself for being so racist. Are you Mel Gibson's son or relative of some sort?
I want to explode my manliness on stephen harper