Heidi Klum Ready To Pop!
Filed under: Baby Blabber > Heidi Klum
Wowsa!
Heidi Klum was spotted looking mayjahly sperminated while taking her three kiddies to karate class in Los Angeles.
As ginormous as the supermodel is now, we know she's gonna shed that baby weight in about 5 minutes!
Damn her hawt German genes!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]
Posted: September 25, 2009 at 5:15 pm




this chick and the chick from the view are pregnant every 10 minutes.
it feels like shes been preggo for forever
looks like she going to have a black baby seal
i like her a lot. she is so sweet and pretty
She really looks ready! Good luck, Heidi!
P.S.
Oh, Perez….. what happened to "El Lay"? I guess your ghostwriter forgot to use it. LOL
she's so pretty. her kids will be too.
is the Quddus from MTV in the background?
unfortunately those hot German genes are going to diluted by dirty African ones
Re: bongo –
don't be surprised if the baby looks like one
she should just stay home chillin lol
time sure goes by fast…
Re: Nostradamus – Grow up you fucking twat
geez…that shirt makes her look HUGE!!!
Excuse me, please, but her children with that man are…NOT cute. They seem unkempt–has this woman thought of at least keeping their hair combed or giving them a proper haircut?!!? They look like she pulled them out of a hole in some basement! I am serious. Forgive me.
Wowsa is right, what a fabulous picture! No wonder she's a supermodel.
Re: camaguey –
no need to apologize, you speaketh the truth
Re: Nostradamus – Ewww! You've done a marvelous job of showing us the cowardly racist you're trying so desperately to portray.
Will you put your real picture up as the profile picture?
I'd love to see a real-life degenerate whose ballsy enough to say those things to fellow human beings.
You'd be shot in the head in a few neighborhoods I'm positive, let me give you the directions darling!
lmao….
"let me out"
that's so wrong, pretzels, hehehehe
Re: Tiburon –
Drive your pathetic Hyundai off a cliff
Re: Nostradamus – Do you know where Tiberon is geographically sweetheart?
I highly doubt he has a Hyundai, but I'd be jealous too if I rode a donkey to work while spewing hate about a person's race.
This is how I picture you of course, riding a donkey instead of owning an automobile, as someone with your mindset couldn't possibly function in society without living behind a mask.
Re: BehoovedLady –
Let me guess, you live in one of those neighborhoods
enjoy your life in the hood
Re: Nostradamus – Will you please try harder?
Re: Nostradamus – And I don't want to muddle up that toxic head of negativity, but Tiburan is a very affluent city as well as a car. LOL hick.
Re: Nostradamus – And try to be a bit nicer to people, or today when your mother is vacuuming my home I'll make her dig through the trash for her tip.
I love Heidi Klum. She is so sweet and her kids are adorable. They are always dressed so cute and I love their hair, it's natural and it suits them. I'm glad that she doesn't go out and spend hundreds trying to change their natural hair, it's who they are. She seems like a great mom.
check out politicalpluralism.com
My dad's coworker said that she was in her kids karate class and then looks over and there is heidi and seal. I think its awesome that they do the job of taking them there and being there to watch them.
Re: BehoovedLady – LMFAO!!! That's before she heads to her 2nd job cleaning my toilets.
German genes? German people are more likely to be svelte? Hmmm.
She is evil; one child is enough; adopt the rest.
Her breasts don't look big enough to complement the fundus.
Re: BehoovedLady –
LOL how many different ways can you spell Tiburon? because you're currently on your 3rd
And you think a Hyundai Tiburon is an "affluent" car, wow LMAO
And no one, including Tiburon, is referring to a location, ok Einstein?
In a battle of wits, sweetie, you are in way over your head. Why don't you go get an obviously needed education so you can save up for that Hyundai you think is so "affluent."
fyi- People, unlike yourself, can be described as affluent, not cars.
Re: Nostradamus – I said the city of Tiburon in the bay area of California was affluent.
I don't do battle of wits with racists, that's like trying to pet a rabid porcupine.
Is that what you're eating for dinner my dear? If my spelling of Tiburon is the only thing you can insult, I'm doing a good job I think.
I don't even have to insult you, your words and attitude clearly take the job away from me.
Re: playergnslngr – I'd buy Nostradamus' mother a new scrubbing brush or something if I were you player… Lately she's been suicidal as she's realized what a hate-mongering, racist, semi-literate filthy excuse of a human being she brought into the world.
Player… I adore your humor!
It looks like Perez is hiding in there.
Re: BehoovedLady –
Oh! You're suddenly at a lost for words?
Now you don't want to engage in a battle of wits? little late blondie, maybe you should have thought about that before posting comments #17, 20, 22, 23, & 24
Why don't you reread(probably used to doing that) #30 to realize your poor spelling is the least of your problems when it comes to your lame jousting.
game-set-match biyatch
Re: Nostradamus – Blondie… I like that.
Re: BehoovedLady –
You would adore such a lame attempt at humor.
I'm about to go out for the night, enjoy the company of your dogs.
Hoove lady has nothing but her pets to keep her company, how sad. They're the only creatures that can tolerate her, but only because they don't know better.
I feel sorry.
For the dogs, I mean.
Re: Nostradamus – You'll always and forever be a racist and disturbingly negative hick, even if you can regurgitate chess terms. Do you have to coax the donkey you ride to work for sexual favors?
Or do you scrap roadkill from the paved big city roads and operate a an illegal taxidermy business?
Why do backwards people like you still exist? Actually, how is the real question.
Re: Nostradamus – Honestly though, I'm picturing you as the Sicilian from the Princess Bride! Battle of wits… you're cute. How can the partially-balding Sicilian also be a racist hick? Riddles are fun, no?
and how many years has she been pregnant with this baby..?
Great Mom? Love ppl that think that - bc she makes sure to get photo ops w/ her kids - COME ON she has like 4 nannies and her mother watching the kids all the time! MEDIA and FAME WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: BehoovedLady – It would be interesting to know Nostradamus' actual heritage. I guarantee he's not "pure". Also, maybe someone should let him know Nostradamus had Jewish ancestry on his mother's side. Maybe he should rethink his moniker, find something to go along with his racist views!! LOL
Ick! Don't like what she's wearing.
Holy fuck.
Re: BehoovedLady – Re: playergnslngr –
Woohoo, having a few drinks w/ friends, and thought I show them how fun this site can be. And let me tell ya, you guys didn't disappoint!
Hoove lady- OMG, could you be anymore dense? Those are not chess terms! Obviously you've never played or witnessed a game of tennis in your pathetic life. Everyone here is laughing at your ignorance.
Now, checkmate moron. HAHAHA
And for the player/gunslinger whatever-
WRONG I am 100% WASP. Do you know what even means? Prob. not
To be exact- I'm 3/4 German 1/4 English and Welsh (that means from Wales)
p.s.- my Irish friend over here wants to know what you mean by "pure"
keep 'em coming guys, this is fun
Re: playergnslngr – I'd be very careful when feeding ignorant people historical information if I were you player!
Other than fits of violence, symptoms of trying to enlighten racist people include exploding heads and threats of battles of wits.
Be careful with the latter because Nostradamus is quite ferocious behind a computer screen.
Dear racists of this internet celebrity blogging site,
If all of you had the same fate as Susan Atkins, except a bit more painful and drawn out, the world be a slightly better place.
So please go volunteer at an x-ray facility but insist on no protective barriers between you and those machines.
Re: Nostradamus – And you've totally got me there silly man whose at a bar blogging!
The weed I'm smoking made me confuse tennis with chess, oops!
Re: BehoovedLady –
Well, sounds like you've got some good bud to puff on, wish I could say that.
Re: Nostradamus – Well we've figured out your problem then!
Take the white hoodie off, give all of your moronic alcoholic buddies french kisses and come join the happy side.
Only then will I let you toke on this sweet ganja. Because racists are a special breed of stupid.
'shed the baby fat in 5 minutes'..yeah it's called LIPSUCTION.
Re: Nostradamus – i wanna punch ur fucking face. let me see ur racist ass around and it'll be a throwdown. bitch. u go on and on arguing. can tell u have nothing to do. bet ure hideous.
heidi has such dark hair roots. She is a bullshit blonde
Re: Megan Fox Before Nose and Lip Surgery –
I go on and on arguing?, hmm it takes 2 to tango and I even let her get the last word in, out of sympathy.
You threats of violence are so intimidating!
I'd whoop ur teen aged, obsessed with Megan Fox ass, believe that.
This is an example of conservatives neglecting their duties.
Those Germans, alway want to dominate the world and be the ruling class.
Re: Nostradamus – My money's on "Megan Fox Before Lip and Nose Surgery" hands down. Especially if you begin the rumble with your "battle of wits".
i'm as straight as they come, but heidi klum is sooooooo super-gorgeous!! i have the hugest girl-crush
Re: BehoovedLady –
*yawn*
You want to bet money on an imaginary fight between 2 anonymous internet posters? Not only that, but its obvious the megan fox stalker is some obsessed, sexually frustrated tweenager jacking off to Megan's pics in his Mom's basement. I've been lifting and training for about 10 yrs, trust me, I'd smash this kid's face or choke him out.
As they say, "A fool and their money are soon parted"
So go eat your shrooms and burn a few the few brain cells you have left you spent bitch.
Re: Nostradamus – Double my money on my aforementioned bet please. You would drop faster than your mother to her knees when she hears a fly unzip.
German genes?? Its not because she will be starving and exercising herself almost to death the minute she pops that kid out. No, it wouldn't be that at all!
Re: guccigirl5 –
I know - she gets photographed now and again in the park with her kids and she's a saint somehow. Big deal, she's a Mom like any other Mom only LUCKIER to have the money to afford help (and believe me, she has help….).
Funny pic white scribble!
Yeah us germans rock