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Tween Madness!!!!

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This is soooo amazing and unexpected!

Yet ANOTHER American teeny bopper publication has fallen in love with French singing sensation Sliimy.

CLICK HERE to read and watch what J-14 has to say!

    Posted: Sep 25, 2009 at 5:59 pm / Email this  »
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    67 comments to “Tween Madness!!!!”



    1. 1

      first



    2. 2

      kristen and rob



    3. 3

      He is such a creepy creeperton. yikes.



    4. 4

      What's there to read? It's like two sentences



    5. 5

      I don't care. He sounds like shit .



    6. 6

      I see him holding the magazine, but not on the cover, must be because hes UGLY AS FUCK AND HIS MUSIC SUCKS SHIT

    7. ichia says – reply to this


      7

      He/She is such a pathetic mika clone and i hate his/her fuckin black frame glasses and how he/she thinks he/she is so cool with that glasses



    8. 8

      Funny how mmm-mag and j-14 websites look EXACTLY THE SAME !



    9. 9

      All I see is Rob and Kris in the background….what's that story about?



    10. 10

      Why??? I'm french and I'm not even proud of him :( we have better artists than him I'm sad the USA takes this mika copycat as an exemple of french music



    11. 11

      Re: ichia – I agree



    12. 12

      perez quit tossing sliimy's salad you sick bastard



    13. 13

      ?????



    14. 14

      Are you bangin this guy?



    15. 15

      1. He is far from being a 'sensation'.
      2. I have only seen mediocre/lukewarm reviews of his album.

    16. Low says – reply to this


      16

      Perez is only doing this because HE thing HE made GaGa and Katy…. but they would have made it anyway. This guy SUCKS… big time.



    17. 17

      J14? IS THAT THE BEST HE COULD DO? WOW.



    18. 18

      urgh. Everytime I see his MUG, i just wanna…slap him! There's that certain douchebaggyness in his expression…yuck!



    19. 19

      Re: french gurl –
      don't worry - most people either don't know who he is or can't stand him - it is only perez who thinks the guy is so great, and that is only because he is signed to his doomed label



    20. 20

      Teenyboppers know nothing.



    21. 21

      NO ONE likes him. Get over it.



    22. 22

      I bet you fantasize about a 3 some with him and Mika you douche bag! Figures you would like a skeevy looking fool like this! How many rectal exams have you given him, saying they were necessary for the tour insurance!?



    23. 23

      J14?? TRASHIER THAN THE NATIONAL ENQUIERER. FAILURE LOOOOL.



    24. 24

      you did not discover gaga katy perry or mika. Stop acting like you did. you DID NOT.

    25. SF90 says – reply to this


      25

      Fallen in love? Wow, Perez you don't seem to realize that they're only featuring him in the magazine so you would promote it on here.



    26. 26

      He looks like a slimy weasel.



    27. 27

      check out politicalpluralism.com



    28. 28

      He looks like he just got hit by a bus
      but unfortanly is still alive



    29. 29

      Ewwwww! He looks like a crazy, exxxcentric cousin of mine that everybody avoids in family reunions! Scary!!



    30. 30

      I think the mag is the only one fallen in love with him. He's horrible



    31. 31

      he creeps me out. big time. AND his music sucks. why are you still talking about this guy? your taste in everything pretty much starts my gag reflex… ie. slimeball, your sudden love for tyra, your wardrobe/hair styles, and your backstabbing hypocritical ways. you suck.



    32. 32

      I bet he smells like dirty feet.



    33. 33

      he looks like pubic hair and sounds like shit

    34. Monza says – reply to this


      34

      oh my gosh, he's so ugly.



    35. 35

      he hardly knows english, so why do you expect american's to care about him!?…..and his music sucks



    36. 36

      Re: elf091 – lol



    37. 37

      NO TALENT HACK! HATE HATE HATE SLIM-E



    38. 38

      What J-14 has to say, or what you sent them as a press release?

      Come on Mario, your so transparent.



    39. 39

      He's so ugly… just like you Perez. No wonder you love him so much.



    40. 40

      he's so damn creepy!



    41. 41

      i'd rather listen to babies being raped…



    42. 42

      what is that? i think i just puked a little….



    43. 43

      You know you had to suck a couple cocks at the J-14 company to get that cremepuff in their magazine.



    44. 44

      who reads those mags. anymore

    45. licq says – reply to this


      45

      weird fuzzy shtt.



    46. 46

      Perez! We need you to STOP the madness!! We get that u want to promote him cuz he's ur job, but you KNOW he sux!! This is ruining ur cred with me! Ur usually like Simon on Idol and u tell it how it is, but ur not doing it now cuz ur trying to promote him-We can ALL see it and it's coming off desperate and damaging! Cut ur loses and drop him before he takes away a chunk of ur sanity!



    47. 47

      he will never become a GLOBAL POP SENSATION.
      Everytime you show a magazine or website showcasing this crapfest "Sliimy"
      they never give any review, they just mention his name because they also thinks he's shit, but who wouldn't lie for a couple of extra dollars….



    48. 48

      STOP POSTING ABOUT SLIIMY
      NOBODY GIVES A SHIT.



    49. 49

      I am not trying to be close-minded but I just don't see the appeal of this guy. He is anorexicly skinny, and he isn't all that attractive. I don't get it!



    50. 50

      Acts like PeeWee Herman on crack.



    51. 51

      is that prince??



    52. 52

      How is he a singing sensation? You fucking suck, Mario. Your taste in music sucks. You're fat and ugly and delusional.



    53. 53

      I find it funny that on that website the first comment says he sucks and the rest aren't much better!



    54. 54

      sliimy sucks. don't waste your ipod space.



    55. 55

      Sliimy is griimy.



    56. 56

      J-14 sucks.



    57. 57

      I'm all about the Indy scene- and I love new, exciting, creative artists. However, Perez, I'm not too hip on Sliimy. Maybe I AM hating since I'm an artist trying to get signed myself, but only because this person, who's not better than me (I give props to those who are)- is signed to your label getting promoted. It's irritating! I'm not happy he's getting bashed by your precious readers, but I'm glad I'm not the only who thinks you are out of your mind.



    58. 58

      i soooo wish perez would read these comments, then he'd realise to give up on sliimy. he's rubbish!



    59. 59

      Re: rage2love – You probably think that's funny too. Jackass.



    60. 60

      oh wow his shit premiered on 90210…two bad like 2 ppl watch that show.



    61. 61

      SLIMY- LET ME EAT OUT YOUR PRECIOUS ASSHOLE AN THEN ILL BUTTFUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT THEN LEAVE U WIF AH FAT ASS NUTTY DANGLIN OFF THAT PRETTY FACE.YOU SLUT !! P.S GAG ON MY COCK.



    62. 62

      HE'S ANOTHER one of those intentionally-geeky-art-queens. My neighborhood is RIFE with them. Here in L.A. they all meet at some stupid club called 'Booty L.A." I went once and was very annoyed at their pretentiousness.



    63. 63

      Don't get my dick up,
      I might have to go on tv and whine about it!



    64. 64

      Holy shit Perez, you are delusional..That's like the fifth time you post the same shit. You say that they have fallen in love with him, when the 2 lines in the article hardly even introduce him. Stop bullshitting



    65. 65

      gross… visually revolting



    66. 66

      aw PEREZ is so proud of her baby being in a fucking children's mag!! jesus christ wake up!!



    67. 67

      Who gives a fuck about J 14?! That's how desperate you are to promote him? Going to tween magazines? Jesus H Christ. I hate you