Tween Madness!!!!

Filed under: Francophilia > Sliimy

This is soooo amazing and unexpected!

Yet ANOTHER American teeny bopper publication has fallen in love with French singing sensation Sliimy.

CLICK HERE to read and watch what J-14 has to say!

Posted: Sep 25, 2009 at 5:59 pm / Email this »

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67 comments to “Tween Madness!!!!”

skyler951 says – reply to this

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first
xoxo_twilight says – reply to this

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kristen and rob
ClaraBow says – reply to this

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He is such a creepy creeperton. yikes.
JasonTB says – reply to this

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What's there to read? It's like two sentences
love_pattinson says – reply to this

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I don't care. He sounds like shit .
mikeybigballs says – reply to this

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I see him holding the magazine, but not on the cover, must be because hes UGLY AS FUCK AND HIS MUSIC SUCKS SHIT
ichia says – reply to this

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He/She is such a pathetic mika clone and i hate his/her fuckin black frame glasses and how he/she thinks he/she is so cool with that glasses
Gronmy says – reply to this

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Funny how mmm-mag and j-14 websites look EXACTLY THE SAME !
pretender says – reply to this

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All I see is Rob and Kris in the background….what's that story about?
french gurl says – reply to this

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Why??? I'm french and I'm not even proud of him we have better artists than him I'm sad the USA takes this mika copycat as an exemple of french music
french gurl says – reply to this

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Re: ichia – I agree
hair-on-me says – reply to this

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perez quit tossing sliimy's salad you sick bastard
shayna1234 says – reply to this

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?????
Crazydude says – reply to this

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Are you bangin this guy?
stellagranos says – reply to this

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1. He is far from being a 'sensation'.
2. I have only seen mediocre/lukewarm reviews of his album.
Low says – reply to this

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Perez is only doing this because HE thing HE made GaGa and Katy…. but they would have made it anyway. This guy SUCKS… big time.
g.babyl0c805 says – reply to this

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J14? IS THAT THE BEST HE COULD DO? WOW.
OnlineHater says – reply to this

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urgh. Everytime I see his MUG, i just wanna…slap him! There's that certain douchebaggyness in his expression…yuck!
stellagranos says – reply to this

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Re: french gurl –
don't worry - most people either don't know who he is or can't stand him - it is only perez who thinks the guy is so great, and that is only because he is signed to his doomed label
Queen of the Highway to Hell says – reply to this

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Teenyboppers know nothing.
tick_tock_tick_tock says – reply to this

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NO ONE likes him. Get over it.
Race Bannon says – reply to this

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I bet you fantasize about a 3 some with him and Mika you douche bag! Figures you would like a skeevy looking fool like this! How many rectal exams have you given him, saying they were necessary for the tour insurance!?
opheliaxxoo says – reply to this

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J14?? TRASHIER THAN THE NATIONAL ENQUIERER. FAILURE LOOOOL.
tick_tock_tick_tock says – reply to this

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you did not discover gaga katy perry or mika. Stop acting like you did. you DID NOT.
SF90 says – reply to this

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Fallen in love? Wow, Perez you don't seem to realize that they're only featuring him in the magazine so you would promote it on here.
Obnoxious_Joe says – reply to this

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He looks like a slimy weasel.
PoliticalPluralism says – reply to this

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check out politicalpluralism.com
BunnyBoy says – reply to this

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He looks like he just got hit by a bus
but unfortanly is still alive
Pugs'R'Us says – reply to this

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Ewwwww! He looks like a crazy, exxxcentric cousin of mine that everybody avoids in family reunions! Scary!!
jwspice says – reply to this

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I think the mag is the only one fallen in love with him. He's horrible
trixyjax says – reply to this

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he creeps me out. big time. AND his music sucks. why are you still talking about this guy? your taste in everything pretty much starts my gag reflex… ie. slimeball, your sudden love for tyra, your wardrobe/hair styles, and your backstabbing hypocritical ways. you suck.
Perez Smells His Skidmarks says – reply to this

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I bet he smells like dirty feet.
elf091 says – reply to this

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he looks like pubic hair and sounds like shit
Monza says – reply to this

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oh my gosh, he's so ugly.
PCDlalala says – reply to this

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he hardly knows english, so why do you expect american's to care about him!?…..and his music sucks
PCDlalala says – reply to this

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Re: elf091 – lol
TheRussianOne says – reply to this

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NO TALENT HACK! HATE HATE HATE SLIM-E
Dullbert says – reply to this

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What J-14 has to say, or what you sent them as a press release?

Come on Mario, your so transparent.
whatthefudge says – reply to this

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He's so ugly… just like you Perez. No wonder you love him so much.
ms lisa says – reply to this

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he's so damn creepy!
rage2love says – reply to this

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i'd rather listen to babies being raped…
amandaleigh10 says – reply to this

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what is that? i think i just puked a little….
Mister Nee says – reply to this

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You know you had to suck a couple cocks at the J-14 company to get that cremepuff in their magazine.
Ksnowball says – reply to this

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who reads those mags. anymore
licq says – reply to this

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weird fuzzy shtt.
SugarSpunDreams says – reply to this

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Perez! We need you to STOP the madness!! We get that u want to promote him cuz he's ur job, but you KNOW he sux!! This is ruining ur cred with me! Ur usually like Simon on Idol and u tell it how it is, but ur not doing it now cuz ur trying to promote him-We can ALL see it and it's coming off desperate and damaging! Cut ur loses and drop him before he takes away a chunk of ur sanity!
i am virgo says – reply to this

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he will never become a GLOBAL POP SENSATION.
Everytime you show a magazine or website showcasing this crapfest "Sliimy"
they never give any review, they just mention his name because they also thinks he's shit, but who wouldn't lie for a couple of extra dollars….
sweetfreedom says – reply to this

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STOP POSTING ABOUT SLIIMY
NOBODY GIVES A SHIT.
Stephanie says – reply to this

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I am not trying to be close-minded but I just don't see the appeal of this guy. He is anorexicly skinny, and he isn't all that attractive. I don't get it!
TORTEZ says – reply to this

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Acts like PeeWee Herman on crack.
shaythompson23 says – reply to this

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is that prince??
buttcrackcheese says – reply to this

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How is he a singing sensation? You fucking suck, Mario. Your taste in music sucks. You're fat and ugly and delusional.
caffman says – reply to this

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I find it funny that on that website the first comment says he sucks and the rest aren't much better!
AnnInWonderland says – reply to this

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sliimy sucks. don't waste your ipod space.
Cashmere Jay says – reply to this

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Sliimy is griimy.
perez is a fat hypocrite pig says – reply to this

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J-14 sucks.
DancingVet says – reply to this

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I'm all about the Indy scene- and I love new, exciting, creative artists. However, Perez, I'm not too hip on Sliimy. Maybe I AM hating since I'm an artist trying to get signed myself, but only because this person, who's not better than me (I give props to those who are)- is signed to your label getting promoted. It's irritating! I'm not happy he's getting bashed by your precious readers, but I'm glad I'm not the only who thinks you are out of your mind.
Charlie1992 says – reply to this

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i soooo wish perez would read these comments, then he'd realise to give up on sliimy. he's rubbish!
Angie007 says – reply to this

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Re: rage2love – You probably think that's funny too. Jackass.
juicycampus says – reply to this

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oh wow his shit premiered on 90210…two bad like 2 ppl watch that show.
jolieluv says – reply to this

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SLIMY- LET ME EAT OUT YOUR PRECIOUS ASSHOLE AN THEN ILL BUTTFUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT THEN LEAVE U WIF AH FAT ASS NUTTY DANGLIN OFF THAT PRETTY FACE.YOU SLUT !! P.S GAG ON MY COCK.
Nonbreeder says – reply to this

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HE'S ANOTHER one of those intentionally-geeky-art-queens. My neighborhood is RIFE with them. Here in L.A. they all meet at some stupid club called 'Booty L.A." I went once and was very annoyed at their pretentiousness.
no bag is big enough for this douche says – reply to this

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Don't get my dick up,
I might have to go on tv and whine about it!
Gulpeg says – reply to this

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Holy shit Perez, you are delusional..That's like the fifth time you post the same shit. You say that they have fallen in love with him, when the 2 lines in the article hardly even introduce him. Stop bullshitting
nafnoid says – reply to this

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gross… visually revolting
djnv2009 says – reply to this

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aw PEREZ is so proud of her baby being in a fucking children's mag!! jesus christ wake up!!
Puckbuddy says – reply to this

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Who gives a fuck about J 14?! That's how desperate you are to promote him? Going to tween magazines? Jesus H Christ. I hate you