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Coldplay Audition for X Factor

Filed under: Anglophilia > Simon Cowell > Coldplay

Nice to see they can have a laugh at themselves (and Simon Cowell)!

Posted: September 26, 2009 at 9:00 am

29 comments to “Coldplay Audition for X Factor”

TheTruth84 says – reply to this

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Absolutely Brilliant.
G0 Ask Alice says – reply to this

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Simon Cowell judging porn stars and strippers ——- now that would be hilarious.
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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next porkezzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!
Lady NaNa says – reply to this

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Is it just me or do Europeans think they are above us?
PEREZmakesME-WET says – reply to this

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Re: Long Dong Connery – Go fuck your grandson you old pig
PEREZmakesME-WET says – reply to this

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Re: TheTruth84 – fuck off you worthless piece of human excrement
electromouth says – reply to this

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LadyRe: Lady NaNa – - how did you work that out lol?? i would say its the other way around
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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Re: PEREZmakesME-WET – You fucking retard!!!!! get back to your bedroom daddy wants your ASS!!!!!!! bend over fuckface!!!!!
Arsenal-Girl says – reply to this

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Re: Lady NaNa – erm where did you get that from?
Coldplay!! Love them!
missymissy says – reply to this

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Re: Lady NaNa – excuse me? you do know that they are both from the UK right?…why isnt a fellow countryman allowed to make fun of Simon? Don't take things too personal..4real
beeeve says – reply to this

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Re: Lady NaNa – its england not europe, do you even realise how big europe is????
beeeve says – reply to this

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funny how england is always confused with europe….europe's a continent darling!
Ellaaaaa says – reply to this

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lol! :]
PP16WW says – reply to this

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wthwywi. So much we could be doing! Was looking at P's last night. Soooo Prince song! Can't wait to see again! yatsci tlostwci msmay ym yn vym ms 46 b hmaw
Willystyle says – reply to this

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And that's how you make 20 000 people feel like they are in an intimate concert. They do a great job at it! Was the same in Montreal.
Charlie1992 says – reply to this

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Re: Lady NaNa – thats just you
Big Black Dick says – reply to this

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Re: PEREZmakesME-WET – Do you want fist your ass now or while your suckin' Mario dick? Now STFU before me and Dong jump thru the internet , stomp a mudhole in your pansy ass and walk it dry buttboy!
xknome says – reply to this

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I was there….it was AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xknome says – reply to this

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I was there it was AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mancunian says – reply to this

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loved it! my mate was there as well!
Mancunian says – reply to this

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Re: Lady NaNa – who is 'us'? if youre american i think you got it the wrong way round luvvie
Greatdane/ says – reply to this

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I was so gutted I couldn't get Coldplay tickets. this was great.
Rachelxo says – reply to this

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They did that in ireland 2 )
Long Dong Connery says – reply to this

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Re: Big Black Dick – thanks BBD!!!!!!!!
PaperStarsShootMeDown says – reply to this

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my parents were there!and i could hear it from my house:)
Rouge 23 says – reply to this

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Re: Lady NaNa – Oh but we above you my dear.especially us Brits!!
eimear-d-luvs-JB says – reply to this

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hehe awesome! xxx
glasgowkiss73 says – reply to this

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was at the glasgow gig last week . i dont think polite mr martin was prepared for the glaswegiam reaction to mr cowell - ” simon cowell yer a w*nker” sooo funny!
pinkfaerieboots says – reply to this

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yeah Perez you should put up the video from Hampden in Glasgow, nothing quite like the sound of 40,000 scottish people calling Simon Cowell a wanker haha. Plus we sing along with a scottish accent.