Nicole Makes Her Post Baby Debut!
Filed under: Nicole Richie
Wow!
Didn't Nicole Richie just give birth like… a couple of weeks ago???
Nicole and babydaddy Joel Madden accompanied Nicole's little sis, Sophia, to see Selena Gomez perform at The Roxy in West Hollywood on Satuday.
But, seriously, her post-preg bod is looking fantastic!!!
What's your secret, mama???
[Image via GSI Media.]
Posted: September 27, 2009 at 5:32 pm
OMG Nichole went outside today ahhhhhh!!!! BORING SUNDAY!!!!!
what does an Elephant have that no other animal has?
(Hint: its not a trunk)
shut the fuck up! what the fuck is she taking, because i want some!
We all know her secret. it involves a finger down her throat.
yay! nice to see you're doing well nicole. congrats on the babb! i knew you and joel were gonna make it. best wishes on the rest of your life
her secret is this
1) spanx
2) a loose fitting shirt to cover the baby bump left over
and
3) the money to afford someone to resculpt her body.
no secret, just money and a sense of fashion…she does look great though
she is one of the prettiest pregnant woman i have even seen!!! omg she should stay that weight forever. dont lose anymore!
It's all in the genes
As long as she's got the genes for it, which clearly she does, she probably doesn't have to do anything to lose the weight. I lost all my baby weight just 1 week after my daughter was born, and yes, I ate lol
Gotta love her! She looks gorgous!
nursing makes a body good!
Lucky girl I hope to look like that after having a baby lol.
Her baby probably only weighed 3lbs
That ugly ass skeletor
shoves a finger down her throat just to stay in shape
she looked better when she was pregnant
at least she's a good mother.
Her secret is called ANOREXIA. And that fame/coke/heroin whore hasn't recovered…either from her drugs or from ANOREXIA. It's just on the backburner for now…to reappear at a later time. Mark my words.
she looks great!!
:)
Re: KarenKski – You gotta love her just b/c she loosk gorgeous? What a superficial ditz you are. And if that's your real pic on your avatar…you don't look at all gorgeous yourself. You don't even look pretty. I guess people "gotta hate you" now, huh?
Her secret is a loose-fitting top covering her bump.
OH and Nicole and Joel are definitely NOT going to last. He cheats on her left right and centre. And she knows it. But she mistakenly thinks she will keep having babies and he will become the family man and stop cheating on her. LOL. They'll be splitting by the time the youngest is two…or even sooner. Mark my words.
IT'S BECAUSE SHE'S SKINNY PEREZ. A LOT OF SKINNY GIRLS DON'T EVEN LOOK PREGNANT WHEN THEY ARE, THEY JUST LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE A SMALL POUCH. MY BFF IS 8 MONTHS PREGNANT AND HER STOMACH IS SOO FLAT(SHE'S SKINNY). MY MOM IS THE SAME WAY. WHEN SHE HAD US,PEOPLE COULDN'T EVEN TELL SHE WAS PREGNANT UNTIL SHE HAD TO TELL THEM. WHEN THEY ASKED IF SHE WAS LIKE 2 MONTHS PREGNANT,SHE WAS LIKE "HAHA,NO.I'M ACTUALLY DUE NEXT MONTH". I HAVE THE SAME EXACT BODY AND GENES AS HER,AND SHE TOLD ME I WOULD BE FLAT IF I WAS PREGNANT. TOO BAD FOR MY SIS THO, SHE MIGHT END UP LOOKING LIKE A BALLOON SINCE SHE GOT MY DAD'S GENES.LOL
Adderall is her secret
Fuck her!
YUK
She looks great! If she is breast feeding that is one way for the uterus to go down faster. Plus, you get rid of extra calories. And she took care of herself.
I never gain weight when I'm pregnant some of us cannot eat. Food made me sick. But, I had to eat healthy for my kids. Let a doctor tell you if you don't eat he will feed you through your veins. Ah, all of of sudden i had a healthy appetite. And my baby weighed 6 pounds. So, i did alright. I know she took her vitimins. That's a must. looking good Ritchie!
Re: Kate Gosselin!!!COLON!!! Breeder. – wow someone is on a negative streak huh??! jealous much…you actually sound a little bitter…maybe some meds will do that trick.
She look's soo awesome Im jealous, but I think it is completely unnatural to look like a 13 yearold girl after having TWO babies. I dont know.
Re: Paris France – Hey darling! I breast fed for about 5 months before my milk dried up. My tits were small and perky before that but they are not the samr now, small and droopy, lol. Anyway despite caring about my vanity I would definately breastfeed again. I also hope to make enough money or marry a rich man and get breast implants.
Re: Paris France – God you sound as superficial as anorexic Nicole. Thankfully your child did not suffer b/c of your vanity. Nicole has fat genes; the only reason she looks half decent post baby is due to her anorexia. Sad but true. Google all old photos of Nicole…she's a total chub.
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Now here's the awful truth: Anorexia causes the metabolism to SLOW DOWN such that when people eat normally, they gain weight b/c of all the damage they had done to their bodies while being anorexic. So Nicole's metabolism is already down due to anorexia, and it's even more down due to having two babies.
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The sad truth is that she will need to use all the fingers she's got to shove down her throat to maintain her weight at this level. If she eats normally, she will be fat. That's the truth.
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NICOLE DOES NOT HAVE SKINNY GENES. GOOGLS HER OLD PICS PEOPLE…SHE'S A CHUBBER.
How long before Joel dumps Nicole for some skinny blonde bitch? That's going to hurt Nicole so bad…b/c Nicole is so desperate to BE a skinny blonde bitch…but she's not….She's a fat black bitch.
Re: PerezTheBlogNazi – LOL!! How ambitious of you…to marry a rich man to pay for your breast implants. What about the father of your baby? Oh, but you probably don't know who he is…..
Re: FaBuLouS_D – How'd you guess that I'm jealous of Nicole. She's so NATURALLY skinny and NATURALLY talented. She's famous b/c of her album (what was it called again?) and her acting (what was she in again?) LOL.
she looks sickkkk
Re: PerezTheBlogNazi – ROTFLOL~ I needed that! She's just short!
Re: Kate Gosselin!!!COLON!!! Breeder. – Kate I don't know you. And most people on here get what I am saying. I had a health problem which is why I could not eat. I said I could NOT eat not that I DID NOT WANT TO EAT! I told my doctor this and her response was if you CAN'T EAT I WILL put a needle in and feed you that way. MY MIND JUST CLICKED because I hate needles. I'm not fat and I never gain weight with childbirth so it was not vanity. Food just makes me sick as I was explaining to another person. But, thank you for your concern. Have a sweet day! Kisses!!!!
mario your fat and have a fat head
Re: Paris France – ***[[]]Sweetie you dont have to explain your self to noone everybody goes through different things when pregnent ,people are stupid to judge and question you[][]***
Re: Kate Gosselin!!!COLON!!! Breeder. – YOU OBSESSED SICK FUCK, JUST CAUSE YOU ARE A REJECT OF SOCIETY DOESN'T MEAN YOU GOTTA HATE ON EVERYONE ELSE. GET OFF THE FUCKING INTERNET, GO OUTSIDE, DO SOME NORMAL ACTIVITIES AND ENJOY LIFE YOU DIPSHIT!
"Nicole and babydaddy Joel Madden accompanied Nicole's little sis, Sophia, to see Selena Gomez perform"
If there was ever a ground-zero of suck, that would be it. A talentless skankbot, her mook of a boyfriend and all of his craptacular tats, and their little water-headed offspring. Woo. Sign me up for that show.
starvation works wonders doesn't it? good for you girl! ~rolleyes~
Re: blahblah12 – Hi Blah!! Yeah, I know. But sometimes I just have to tell it like it is. It's funny to me. I'm just fine and dandy! Hey, good to see you again. Thanks for the the postive shout out. And you are so right about what you said. AMEN!
what the hell with the outfit? spiderman meets fredricks of hoolywood?
Being a former anorexic helps!
Re: Kate Gosselin!!!COLON!!! Breeder. – Git off my girl Paris France unless you want a few fists in da ass.
ONE WORD-ANOREXIA..Geezus! Give the girl a hamburger!
Re: You Stink!!!COLON!!! Bitch! – Hey there sweetie! I don't hate on everyone…just talentless waste of space anorexics like Nicole. She's such a complete and utter nobody, yet she procreates….why? Why the fuck does the world need her loser genes?
Can't wait til anorexia claims this waste of space. Nicole Ritchie if you are reading this…YOU LOOK FAT!! Geez girl, look how FAT you look. Shove that finger down your throat fatso….LOL.
Cute! Hold her steady though…little muscle mass…she should eat.
wasn't she anorexic before getting pregnant? i guess the secret is to get really skinny before you get pregnant and then when you give birth your body looks normal?
I don't think we should praise this. How do normal women feel when they have to struggle to lose baby weight and then see this.
It makes me wonder if she has an eating disorder again.
Re: Llamaland – Ahh let her have this. Her man's cheating on her as we speak. Doesn't matter how thin she gets…Joel keeps on cheating. And we all know by now he will never marry Nicole, no matter how many babies of his she has.
It's called breast-feeding (aka natural liposuction) and not eating.
Re: Kate Gosselin!!!Fucktard!!! Breeder. – Asshole, shut the fuck up.
You have no business talking rude to such wonderful women.
Go fuck yourself since that's the only action you ever get.
Drinking much?
Re: Paris France – Re: PerezTheBlogNazi – Sorry I missed that bitch and wasn't here before! Looks like you both got plenty of backing up though!
ox SP
She does look quite nice for giving birth not that long ago.
Re: SWEETPIECE! – I can talk however I want to whomever I want so eff off loser. LOL…you have PH "friends" that you meet up with on the PH message board. Now I don't think I have ever heard of anything more pathetic….. ha ha ha.
Re: SWEETPIECE! – xoxo SP LOL….get some real friends loser…and not message board cronies.
Maybe she is on Adderall…just doesn't seem normal, but yes, if it is in your genes, it is easier…but not sure if she id genetically predisposed.
she probably didn't gain enough weight when she was pregnant like every other celebrity…they look great post-pregnancy, but the babies end up suffering.
Ummm it's not like she's gained 60lbs for this pregnancy. She probably gained 20 max and that's usually gone within the first couple of weeks. Look at her shirt… not like it's snug or anything….. she's looking fantastic.
WHAT THE FUCK? Dude, somebody needs to stop reverting to anorexia after giving birth. There is NO WAY that is healthy.
She is a stupid moron. Celebrities are idiots who deserve all the ridicule they get, and more. And trust me, none of them give a fuck about you ha ha.
She has a petite frame which helps her.
Hollywood birth…C-section with TUMMY TUCK!
good for her
Wow…that is all I can day. Although she is wearing black…hehe! But yeah wow.
Wow - people can be so mean! I lost my baby weight in one week….maybe she's the same way!
we know her fucking secret - she's a successful anorexic who has it ALLL under CONTROOOOOOLLL……
Re: Big Black Dick – Re: SWEETPIECE! – Hey there! Why all the hate on Nicole? I think she looks good. Thanks you
two for being there. MUAH!
anorexia
she was way skinnier all during her pregnancy than she was years ago when she was on drugs…she must have been binging 24/7 back then or something
Re: Big Black Dick – you idiots who are too lame to be part of real life, and too lame to be part of a REAL GANG come on this site's comment log and act like you have fucking friends on here.
You just know the icons and nick names of others just as lonely and worthless as you and the familiarity makes you feel good.
you fuck asses just come and kiss each others' asses so you can be sure that when you whine about your stupid shit life others will pretend to care.
katebreeder's comments to the ignorant fissures on this site are welcome by me
It's called starvation! I'm sure breastfeeding helps but in the end, I bet she refuses to eat until shes back to what she considers "normal". Looking good though!
she look so healthy! stop saying thats she's anorexic that weight is perfect for her size!
She Looks So Good!
Re: SWEETPIECE! – HEy doll!
Re: Kate Gosselin!!!COLON!!! Breeder. – If you reread my comment ASSHOLE, I pacifically said I hope to make enough money one day to be able to afford to buy them MYSELF OR Marry a rich man fuck off.
shes soo pretty, thanks god shes not with paris hilton any more cause paris still thinks she on her early 20. which shes not. so proud of nicole!
love her outfit!
Re: ammmber – Fuck off shebitch!
Re: ammmber – Notice your into porno and dog movies. That equals dog fucker to me. Yep, dog fucker.
Re: SWEETPIECE! – excuse me…. you're…..still a dog fucker.
Re: Kate Gosselin!!!COLON!!! Breeder. – Having a bad day?
Re: Kate Gosselin!!!Pig fucker!!! Breeder. – Friends are friends wherever you find them. It's a good thing.
You will and will always remain on my shit list. Easy to do here.
Re: PerezTheBlogNazi – The more you explain yourself, the more pathetic and worthless you sound.
Re: SWEETPIECE! – Lmao!
Re: Kate Gosselin!!!COLON!!! Breeder. – Lo, I dont need to explain SHIT to you.
Re: SWEETPIECE! – LOL you are such a nobody….you and your imaginery message board "friends". Perhaps you'll even find a message "partner" and have message board "sex" b/c it's all good wherever you find it right? SUCH a loser you are.
Re: PerezTheBlogNazi – No, all you need to do is get some breast implants and then you'll be happy, right? I don't think I've ever heard anything more pathetic than some airheaded whore converse on a message board with her message board "friends" about how she is so desperate to find a rich man to marry her and pay for her breast implants. Because her tits are all busted after having given birth to her child whose babydaddy SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW. LOL…what a worthless whore you are. A rich man doesn't want you….no man wants you….except a man named "John". ha ha ha.
LOVE THE OUTFIT!!!!!!!!
Re: Kate Gosselin!!!PIG!!! Breeder. – But you're here too? What does that say about you? Go get your drink on and pretend you are…. witty.
Re: PerezTheBlogNazi – Lol, I am so not offended by ANYTHING you just said to me. Number one, you dont know me because I do know who the father of my child is, my EX boyfreind who had proposed to me a couple of years ago and I respectfully turned him down. It's funny how YOU think it bothers me that I am a single mother, and az far as WHO I am seeing romantically is none of your damn business. Scootch on outta here.
Re: Kate Gosselin!!!PIG!!! Breeder. – And honey, who's having message board sex? Are you looking? Talk to Aaaaammber. There's a dog fucker for ya! Oh, that's right, you are a pig. You might get lucky!
Her secret is anorexia/bulemia- combined with tummy tuck/lipo. Duh! LOL
Re: SWEETPIECE! – -
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what a loser statement that is, ammmber is right - you people are all sad lonely losers
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get some real friends (to start, i'd suggest showering and deodorant - lots of deodorant - losing all that weight will take time
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Re: Kate Gosselin!!!COLON!!! Breeder. – I don't know why you're such a BITCH, but you should get that looked at or your condition could get a lot worse… It makes me so sad to see people who hate on everyone around them. Usually means they hate themselves. SUCKS FOR YOU BIOCH!
she's too thin and that's not healthy, esp. if she's nursing that baby
Re: alfabravo – You know, we are all here for shits and giggles. If you just want to be a shit like the other two shebitches… go right ahead.
She's so freakin' cute!
she sure does
Dang everytime I see her she reminds me of my sister, she looks just look her.
there is no secret, nicole has small bones, so she is skinny by nature.
she always looks adorable + or - a few pounds.
wow…there are a ton of jealous haters in this post….i love nicole: she is gorgeous, funny, and doesn't give a shit what all you no bodies think about her. if she likes the way she looks than that is all that matters. anorexia is a serious disease and you people should not be throwing it around and accusing people of it just because you think she is thin. all of you need to grow up it is possible to be thin without having an eating disorder. eating disorders are super common in today's society and girls with them need support not criticism. its extremely hard to recover from one and live a healthy lifestyle.