Who Is He?
Filed under: Francophilia > Sliimy"Fantastically fabulous" is how this review describes the music of French singing sensation Sliimy!
Posted: September 29, 2009 at 8:37 pm
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Slimey sucks
He is kinda growing on me
He's a untalented moron.
Average is only 2-1/2 stars. Mostly 1 star reviews. Quit trying to shove your "artist" down our throats, asshole.
Y DO U KEEP LINKING ALL THESE REVIEWS PEREZ!?!?
NOBODY CAREZ. HIS MUSIC IS SUPER LAME.
Gay Gay Gay
WITH LADY GAGA/KATY PERRY/OTHER SINGERS YOU PROMOTE, THERE ARE ABOUT EQUAL AMOUT OF POSITIVE AND NEGATIVE COMMENTS. BUT WITH SLIIMY, IT SEEMS 99% OF PEOPLE DONT LIKE HIM AND NEVER WILL!
"French singing sensation???" "SINGING SENSATION???" Oh, please. I think I just peed from laughing so hard.
Haha..the more you hype him in your blog..the worst it gets. So desperate you are in wanting everybody to like him that your readers smells a stinker miles away
Gosh! Are you such a desperado..yes is the answer.
Mario, as much as your narcissistic ass might wish it were so, gay does not equal good. Sliimy does, however, equal slimy, sloppy, shitty, or any other number of similar descriptions.
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Apologies to you Sliimy, for the untoward description - I'm sure your mom loves you, but you made a fundamental error in judgment by associating yourself with the Internet cockroach Perez Hilton.
I think it was supposed to say fantastically fruity. You can hype your protegé all you want, he will still be ignored and laughed at by the public. You've become a pathetic sell-out.
in the nicest way, sliimy just isn't that good he would have worked in the UK like 3 years ago. HE ISN'T GOOD!!
He really is so shit, saw his video wake up on the music channels before he was announced as Perez's new signing, and he sucked, and Perez can't change that!
The only thing is tbh as much as people don't like Perez, he has a good ear for music, and I feel let down with Sliimy, he just sucks, even french people don't like him!!! haha (My cousin lives in france…)
This is what a reliable source (Rolling Stones mag) said:
"He's a foppy French guy with a voice like a sad English woman, his cover of Britney's "Womanizer" won him a slot on Perez Hilton's record label, and he has said his music has "a childish element, mixed with irony." If that makes you want to give Sliimy a swirly topped off by a pile driver, the folky art pop on his debut is too understated to inspire much wrath. At times, the former Yanis Sahraoui's singing suggests a girlier version of Beth Orton, as he fashions pouting, breezy tunes out of old New Wave melodies and uncomfortable subject matter like anorexia or his mother's death. Not as bizarre as the pedigree implies, Paint Your Face is just weird enough to leave a creepy aftertaste."
Perez, why not post reliable sources, this kid sucks..
I went through the trouble to sign up to tell you that you are ridiculous.
sliimy blows… c'mon. you? music? what makes you think you have talent
in that area? you can't even handle being a personality with a mic and website.
met you once and you were a total dick. straight up. and your name… the whole thing reeks. have you ever even watched yourself? hollywood has putting out alot of
talentless crap lately and your at the top of the heap.
exactly! 'WHO IS HE?' NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THAT GUY!!! STOP SUCKING HIS DICK!
People know who Sliimy is and he is not at all to their musical taste. Irrespective of his music, the fact that he is associated with yourself, Pumpkinhead, creates bad karma and serious blowback.
haha wtf is this shit? i think my ears just bled
Re: Gulpeg – hmmm… who shall we believe? Internet cockroach Perez Hilton, or Rolling Stone magazine?
It ain't never gonna happen coco balls.
Fantastically fabulous??????// is he paying you for this?????? sliimy looks like retard and his music is like circus music.
Sliimey - noun
1. the sensation of gastric bile rising from the stomach in a volcanic motion when exposed to horrifying optic/aural matter
give me a break singing sensation. how can he be a singing sensation when nobody knows who he is?
Sliimy STILL sucks. I am going to post about how much he sucks and sounds like LILY ALLEN every time you post about him.
Honestly you should not even call this a review. It is an industry puff piece with very little in the way of anything close to a critical (positive/negative) evaluation of his work. It would be much more honest of you to post advertisement above all the Sliimy stuff and also it would be fair and honest to your readers to include all reviews (including the well written Rolling Stone interview), whether they are positive or negative.It would boost you cred a little bit too.
Yeah, you just keep shoving that fug Mika wannabe down our throats, Perez. It's only going to make people hate him more.
After all the hype on here about Sliimy I thought I'd listen to see for myself. What a joke! In Perez's mind, sliimy is huge!!!! That's why he's at the top of the charts, huh Perez. PPLEEEAAASSSEEE! Why don't you give us something good to listen to from your so-called label. Whatever happened to the group you were in love with 6 months or so ago called Porcelain that had the track "F**K The Radio"? Now that is someone you should sign.
who cares about this guy???? Not me.
Not now, not ever. Will ignore all "articles" about him on Perez from here on out.
who cares about this guy???? Not me.
Not now, not ever. Will ignore all "articles" about him on Perez from here on out!!!
I guess the most HIGHlarious thing about all of this, and by this, I mean Perez's constant bombardment of promotion of this smelly french sleazebag, is that he thinks if he crams down everyone's throat enough times we'll actually believe that this fucktard is a great singer.
this brings us back to the old adage, "you can polish a turd…" - you know the rest.
fuck off and die perez - you. are. worthless.
IDK I actually like sliimy and all his fruityness^^
the guy can take awesome pix
Your a fucking Moron Perez, at this point I know you're only continuing to post about this anorexic tranvestite douchebag to spite all the people who hate him…which is ALL OF US. Try readibng your comments for once you stupid fuck, he's never going to be a "sensation" like you seem to delude yourself. This is exactly why people punch you…
Re: Amy3000 – Ohhhhhh NIOCE
Perez is trying to prove, if you feed shit enough to one person, eventually they'll get hungry and eat it, dying a slow painful death from ecoli.
His face looks like a whoopie cushion, and his voice sounds like one.
He's a failure, mais oui!
My Perezcious once heard that you can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time. The Perezcious, through his horribly failed tour, and Sliimy, is just now learnig that you can never fool ALL of the people ALL of the time.
Re: ap076 – Mario has clearly demonstrated that he has no capacity for strategic thinking. He's task oriented at best with a strong tendency to misinterpret data and his resulting actions tend to fail. For this reason, he can't comprehend the concept of credibility or understand the value of having such a thing. Hence the constant misreporting. This, after all, is the man who proclaimed Fidel Castro dead not so long ago!
can you use another avenue to promote your label acts. I like sliimy but this is getting obnoxious.
I understand you like this "artist" but you do not have to keep repeating , the same thing debbie gibson is doing trying to sell autograph photos that you are bagging on her about.
Re: Look At The World Revolving Around Me – Your definition was 100% accurate! And…funny as hell!
Re: zach swan – And…don't forget Michael Jackson! The fact that Perez even has THIS site,astounds me. Castro is dead, Michael's faking cardiac arrest,that Ga Ga is an actual singer,and now,we have Slimey.
Perez actually scares me!
i love sliimy he is so good.
FuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuKKK I DON'T LIKE SLIIMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE NO MORE!!!!!!!!!!
seriously perez…no one cares
it's made for kids should be on Nickelodeon
not so good
Re: truth in life – "it's made for kids should be on Nickelodeon "
Nickelodeon brought us "Degrassi." This belongs on The Cartoon Network.
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SLIIMY SUCKS!!! You're only "plugging" him because he's gay.
Amazon.com Sales Rank: #104,615 in Music
Perez, stop trying to make Sliimy happen!