Marilyn Manson: Swine Flu Free
If you were one of the unlucky spectators that Marilyn Manson spit on at his concert recently, no worries. You won't be contracting the swine flu from his Unholyness.
Promoters for his concerts, Live Nation, have announced that any information about Marilyn having the swine flu is false - including the information that came from the rocker himself.
Marilyn posted on his Facebook that a doctor "officially diagnosed" him with the disease, causing some panic from previous concert goers.
Manson went on to write: "I know everyone will suggest that fucking a pig is how this disease was obtained. However, the doctor said, my past choices in women have, in 'no way' contributed to… me acquiring this mysterious sickness. Unfortunately, I am going to survive. M."
Ha! Funny!
Anyway, despite his own personal confirmation, Live Nation also released a statement, saying exactly the opposite
"The Gillett Entertainment Group and Live Nation confirmed today that contrary to rumours circulating, Marilyn Manson is not suffering from swine flu."
So who to believe: the money-grubbing corporate machine or the over-dramatic, over-medicated lunatic rocker?
Because both are such reliable sources!
[Image via WENN.]
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This guy is one sick fuck.
sure doesn't look like!!! what about foot & mouth?????
The only thing he's suffering from is bad record sales.
…Perez, aren't you tired of posting your Kabuki? photos? I am tired of seeing them.
too bad
all i can is about about this douchebag is hes " sick and twisted"!
i say the over-dramatic lunatic is a better source.
His last 2 albums have not been to good but he is stil the FUCKIN' MAN!!
MANSON WINS!!!
hes gross…
No, no, he misunderstood the doctor… Doc 'officially' called HIM a pig and told him to get his fat ass out of his office.
WOW HE'S FAT, HE LOOKS A LITLE LIKE BOY GEORGE HAHAHAHAHA.
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Looks like the swine flu didn't help him with his weight problem, poor record sales and overall irrelevance!
This guy still has fans? I've never understood how, with his looks, personality and egotiscal behaviour he still manages to get the women he does. He has no respect for other people.
I still fucking luv him!!! He is rad!!
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hahaha… looks like a fugly chick.
I enjoy his music but I have never, ever, ever understood what women see in this dude. He's unappealing as hell, yet they flock to him. Why??? It's one of life's great mysteries.
The 1990s are long over. What's he still doing in the news?
Perez you do realise he just called your beloved Dita Von Teese a pig….
I believe him. (:
I mean, where would the snot have come from if his nose wasn't stopped up? Think for a second, Jesus.
Happy he's better, although the virus never had a chance on him.