Want A Boner-Less 2010, Fellas?!
We can guarantee 12 months of erection-free living if you purchase this gem: The 2010 Great American Conservative Women Calendar!
The Clare Booth Luce Policy Institute, a right wing women's group that has lost all touch with reality, put out its fifth annual calendar featuring the top women leaders in the Conservative Movement.
You can usher in a soul-sucking fall as you glare at the face of hate-monger Ann Coulter in September or ignorant dumb bitch Carrie Prejean in October!
"I was so honored to be in the calendar as one of the great American conservative women. As a former beauty queen, it's refreshing to be taken seriously," said the dethroned Miss California.
Taken seriously?!
Despite our claim of this calendar rendering your peen useless, we're pretty sure Glenn Beck found his masturbatory assistance for 2010!
It's Suri!
You know you'd suck Glenn Beck's cock if you had the chance.
eww
you are so full of hate Perez.
Oh my good god….
LMAO, good luck with selling it
Waste of money, I feel sorry for that little old lady in the middle. Or that man near the end on the right…….oh wait thats Ann Coulter.
You know that Rush Limbaugh is just losing his shit right now. You know he's in his office with a jar of vaseline with his eyes clothes going "Awww, SUCK IT ANN! TEABAG MY SHIT PREJEAN!"
::hard eye roll::
go fuck youself, perez.
I am sure all have their vaginas sewn shut
don't diss the conservatives
Seriously Perez, very petty basing looks on political ideals. Maybe though you should do a review of Liberal Women as well…..Racheal Maddow, Hillary Clinton, Madeline A, Janet Reno, Nancy Pelosi…the list goes on and on.
Uhm, have you seen Nancy Pelosi or Hillary Clinton? At least Carrie is HOT.
HAhahahahahahahahahahaha
LMFAO
hey Perez- I would have to say that you are SLIGHTLY biased- maybe because you are a flamboyantly gay man who likes to shove his obsession with president Obama down our throats.
Why don't you stick to blogging and stay out of politics.
Every time you call Carrie Prejean a dumb bitch, the validity of your opinion is negated.
Are you kidding me?? One day she's a half naked slut with her fake boobs hanging out and the next she is Miss Conservative? What an ignorant dumb ass. She is really fighting to keep 2 people in love from being married. If she's so worried about the sins of other people and 'her God and her bible' she should read it once in a while. I highly doubt God is staring down smiling at her actions (and her daily decisions as to whether or not she is going to wear clothes to her photo shoots)
shut the fuck up!
Yawn. Already read this earlier this morning.
IM GLAD EVERYTHING DOESN'T HAVE TO BE ABOUT SEX. girls are getting sluttier younger every single year because of what the media does with sex. now it's weird to be covered up and to be a virgin. im not judging, but we should really stop this whole sex thing..not everything has to be about it. not all girls have to show skin in order to be sexy. it's pathetic
What a boring caledar.
Marvelous! I could use a dart board that refreshes monthly!
i prefer a calendar full of hot liberal women, like Maureen Dowd.
The irony and the contradictions of Carrie Prejean are too numerous to count
Perez, you're just jealous because these women have bigger 'nads than you could ever hope to have, admit it.
ANOREXIC BITCH ANN COULTER IS A MAJOR BONER-KILLER. AND THAT PROBABLY IS CARRIE PREJEANS FIRST PHOTOSHOOT WITH CLOTHES ON
OMG Star Parker is in it! She opposes abortions except her own…. SHE HAD 4 OF THEM!!!
and fuck u perez, leave carrie alone. not everyone agrees with same sex marriage. i don't. doesn't mean i hate gays. but i dont agree with it due to my religion. so back off loser
Re: annoydbyeu – Yea and they could all be wearing matching orange jumpsuits!
So much stupid on one calendar. Wonder how many will be sold other than to the Rich Lowreys that sees starbursts and tingles up the leg when he see Bible Spice on the idiot box.
What in the world would you know about this subject Pumpkinhead? You sit in your room with pictures of R-Patz, Tay-Tay and K-Lutz you pedo. My most exquisite rapture for 2009 was when Polo Molina clocked you in TO.
Alternatively you can get the liberal women calendar featuring such beauties as Helen Thomas, Madeleine Albright, Janet Reno, Nancy Pelosi and Susan Estrich.
How are you taken seriously if you're in a calendar?
I think it's a great idea. It is a great way to view inspirational women and appreciate them for their contributions tosociety instead of just girls in bikinis
love you Perez but it's not all about sex sometimes it's about principles AND Michelle Malkin and S.E. Cupp are gorgeous conservative women. You didn't mention them I see???
Oh ya like the democratic calendar with whoopi goldberg would look better.
Re: Cashmere Jay – ahh yes… that truly was an epic moment in TO. His associated whining, sniveling meltdown that transpired over the next week also brought joy to thousands around the world! No doubt - that was definitely one of the highlights of the 2009.
Re: LovinLife10 – Thank you.
stick to tracking the every move of hollywood plastic. these women dedicate their lives to making the world better. unless you try to do the same, you're just gonna be a washed-up, fat has-been in five years when hollywood gets bored of your BS and trashtalk.
There's only 11 women in the picture… Who's on 12th base?
*YAWN* come up with some more interesting blogs Perez!
Wow that must be the most boring calendar I've ever seen! Who the hell wants to stare at a photo of a pregnant woman (whoever she is) for an entire month?? Lol So September is the Month of Evil and October is the Month of God-sent Idiocy. lmao what's even sadder is that people will probably buy this. I think they confused something here: Intelligence is sexy, no doubt about it. But conservativism? Anne Coulter?? Really?? The LAST thing this country needs is more people who don't approve of any change in society - unless it puts more money in their pockets or more religion into schools. The only thing this calendar is good for is the fire place…
Oh fuck you, Perez.
While I hate Prejean and Coulter, don't say shit about Glenn Beck.
Seriously. How ignorant are you?
perez, seriously…. could you be more left??????? I look at your site for my celeb fix but conservative bashing -wow that's original …calling women bitches though is really classy. Suri looks cute but other than that must be a slow day for you
Wow, you really are a bitter spreader of hate.
Glenn Beck is married with kids, one of which has cerebral palsy.
Leave him the fuck alone you fucking demon.
Re: eatasquid – Glenn Beck can hide behind his wife and kids all he wants, that doesn't make him any less of an asshole!!!
Perez is being a typical left extremist…he has nothing nice to say about anybody who is conservative….
what's missing from this dumb bitches, "full of contradictions" calendar is sarah palin. where the hell is that intelligent-wanna be, ms sexy president?
It's Clare BOOTHE Luce. Seriously, cutting and pasting should be your friend, since you can't spell worth a damn and you don't have the education to know who Clare Boothe Luce was to begin with. Moron.
Everyone knows it's a prerequisite to be apes-ass ugly if you're a female Democrat. The right has Janine Turner and the left has Janeane Garofalo. Discussion over.
Just because you don't like women doesn't mean everyone else has to hate them too.
How can you be black and conservative?
oh get over it Mario…Boner less? You never got a boner for a woman so let it go, but yes, Anne is an idiot who needs to shut up.
these women must be mormons. that ex-miss cali was never conservative! to wear bikini in front of national tv is conservative? really? (plus the fake tits are very conservative).
lol
Ha! Wow, it's crazy how much you hate conservatives. Oh, wait, you're accusing them of being hateful? You looked at your actions lately, Perez? Stop being a hypocrite then maybe people will take you seriously.
haha Fuck all of those women, ann coulter is a terrible monster.
I hope all of those women get raped by big butch lesbians.
Re: theresalongo – hey theresa!!! told u!! its Graeme
Perez, it's moments like this that I LOOOOOVE you!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hahahahahah!!!!!!!! A+ post, Perez! Love the title. What a freaking combination of people to put in a calender.
Anne Coulter needs to stop doing cocaine. It is obvious in her constant dilated pupils, her obnoxious demeanor, her dry mouth and hse cannot even fit in her size 0 jeans. She grosses me out. Carrie what's her name belongs in this sorry bunch.
yeah right so many guys get off on this stuff….and plenty other wierd shit
Liberals…one more group that is probably ashamed to have Perez's support.
My Perezcious once got a "boner" when he used a screw-driver to make a peep-hole in the drywall between his and his sister's room when her boyfriend was over "visiting".
I would only look at this right before committing suicide and who the fuck said that Anne Coulter is a woman?
I have the biggest gilf conservative boner i have ever had THANK DOG for your photographic insight Perez
it's funny that in the same sentence that you call ann coulter a "hate monger" YOU refer to prejean as a dumb bitch. who's the hate monger again?
-i love to hear you cry (literally) while you whine "violence is never the answer" - violence can be conducted or incited in your language too - you queer jerk off.
Re: Ze German – or you any less of a butt f**ker
Re: MaggyMay – Ehm, I'd much rather get support from Perez than Miss Godsent and Evil Coulter. I wish more people shared his opion (minus all the bias)
OMG what a goof. Bat crap crazy Michelle Bachman, Senator (MN), Man Coulter and Carrie fake boobs Prejean. Talk about a bunch of freaks who want to live their lives living in another century and trying to force others to do so also. Where's Miss Alaska and Hassletiwt?
Re: Twoboys2 – I love the skill you possess at coming up with "funny" names for conservative women. Let me see if I can be that "witty" with some "beautiful" democrat women:
Manet Reno, Teresa Skerry, Helen "troll" Thomas, Hilary "right wing conspiracy theorists made monica lewinsky suck my husbands cock" Clinton, Nancy "my face is so stretched I can't close my eyes" Fuglosi, Susan i have no Estrogitch, MANdeleine Aldark in my brain - now, see how unfunny that was - you must NEVER try your hand at humor again
Re: dennyd – That would be kinda difficult, since I'm a (straight) woman. Sorry, you must have had yourself in mind instead… closeted "straight" conservatives are usually most hateful towards homosexuals… e.g. Glenn Beck
all of these women have more class in their PINKIES than you have in your entire lardy body. you're disgusting.
Your ignorant, hate-filled rant makes me want to purchase this!
Thanks asshole!!! The very mention of Coulter killed my sex drive for the next week!!!
Oh, man! This is just a bunch of torn-up skanks … and the surviving dude from Milli Vanilli.
Yeah, you wingnuts have really got some hotties there… Bay Buchanan (or Pat Buchanan in drag), Michelle Malkin (or is that a Filipino streetwalker?), Clare Booth Luce (she's looking GOOD for someone whose been dead since 1987), Phyllis Schafly (looking HAWT for an 85 year old hag), Ann Coulter (a.k.a., that chick with the massive adam's apple), … crap, I can't look at this any closer or any longer. I think I'm gonna puke.
I think they all prove one thing - beauty is skin deep (only up until one reaches their sell-by date), but ugly goes all the way to the bone. These wenches are all walking definitions of the term "butt ugly."
Re: annoydbyeu –
You're awesome. EXACTLY what I was thinking. Thank you.
I'm going to have nightmares now. You should have said that the image was NSFW!!!
*shudder*
Okay so they want to be conservative but they're showing themselves to the world on a calendar. Why can't they be silently conservative because quite frankly…no one gives a FUCK
suck a chode perez you liberal tool, go get a hot carl from your boyfriend sliimy dumbshit. while you're at it get that pink sock of yours checked out dirty bitch
Re: hair-on-me – u r so lame. you call robert pattinson and adam lamber hot. yet try acting conservative. lol ur a closet gay.
Talk about H8!
"We can guarantee 12 months of erection-free living if you purchase this gem: The 2010 Great American Conservative Women Calendar!" haw haw haw!!!
other titles these women could model for:
1/ women who are scientologists and cracked out of their minnnndddd
2/women who failed to be in steel magnolias or reese witherspoon southern movies
3/waiting for jessica simpleton to join them…
I used to find you amusing, P, but you have really shown that you are an angry, resentful homo. You will ultimately be your own reason for your demise.
I like humor or inspiration when it comes to my calanders! If I want humor, I would go for the dog poo calander! Cute kitten and puppies at the very least! I'm sure this will go nicely in the workshop of all of our Republican Friends!
Draino Cocktails for this herd of wildebeests
Perez you and your ilk is what is driving this country apart. And by ilk I don't mean homosexuals.
Ann Coulter is actually pretty funny if you ask me. She's realized that saying dumb and controversial stuff means selling books.
What an obnoxious thing to say. There are attractive conservatives just as there are attractives liberals. Not everyone allows politics to cloud their judgement like you do Perez, way to spread the hate pal. Too bad you're Gucci on the outside and Kmart on the inside.
talk about not bringing sexy back…..
I'd rather thing a fellow was getting his jollies looking at this then some gay model smeared in feces. Much healthier, don't you think?
Better pay attention to what Glenn Beck is saying in spite of how he says it. The man is telling you what's going on while your head is buried in your hiney.
Re: Ze German – that's called a figure of speech honey. i'll keep it simple and just use the same term you so eloquently used to describe Glenn Beck. You, madame, are an asshole.
How's that? Have a beautiful day. Oh, and if taking up for someone who is being persecuted by someone else, either by actions or language, makes me a conservative, I'll take that title. It's funny how "liberals" are so quick to trash people that they A) don't know and B) are different from them. I thought you guys were the "we care about everybody" party.
Whatever…..
Me and the rest of the KGB are working on a calender, too, you know, like it is so going to be better than those guys/girls calender……er….
Page one, Paris Hilton!
Page two, Adara Romanov!
Page three, Julian from TPB WITHOUT his shirt. Drool Fellas!!
Somewhere in the middle, Keanu Reeves??? with a moosie-stachie…… !!
Then, in hot pursuit, Mattie MacConaugHEY!!!
And then, for the first time in gloss, Bobby Burrows!!!
So, whatever. There will be NO other calender to masturbate by once we ensemble our cast.
Love and blessings for a porn free world which still has beauty in it,
Anya Blah, blah, blah The Grand Duchess of Blog-Doom
They should all get fake tits and show 'em off just like little Carrie.
Speaking of Carrie, I caught another one of her "shows", this time at the Ramada Inn cocktail lounge in Mobile, Alabama. As patriotic music warbled from her 1980s boombox, Carrie had an audience member cram a dildo up her asshole and twat while she twirled two fire batons. Oh that Carrie. She's such a pistol!
Re: johnnydepprules – Yes cause Im sure you are the epitome of intellect. You stupid prick you fucking weak ass libtards are gonna reap it soon, and its gonna be funny watching you pricks beg as it falls on deaf ears. Hater>? yeah you all are, you paint conservatives as haters, stupid, and close minded but you libtards are the most vile despicable wretches to breate air, like I said, its gonna be fun listening to you pricks beg once the civil war erupts, and its coming for sure.
Nah, Glenn Beck only jerks off to pics of his daughter. That's the only woman for him!
Re: JoeyOh – Best.idea.ever!! Hell, I'll even provide the Drano; my treat!!
Re: vonkell –
You are a stupid cun*t.
Re: KiejahDionne – I just puked AND laughed at the same time reading that!! Damn…
This should be titled, "12 women I would love to hate fuck".
Perez…oops I mean Mario, no doubt waiting for the Barney Frank calender so that you can something to twink your dinky with…you r so right This Is it good post and as for Ze German, why don't you jump in the oven and turn it up to high….and thinking that you are slightly biased is asnine your hog wild jump street on this….pretty much thinking that your really jealous of the women….damn it hurts to visualize Hillary on one, bring out the super wide angle lens for that ass