Want A Boner-Less 2010, Fellas?!
We can guarantee 12 months of erection-free living if you purchase this gem: The 2010 Great American Conservative Women Calendar!
The Clare Booth Luce Policy Institute, a right wing women's group that has lost all touch with reality, put out its fifth annual calendar featuring the top women leaders in the Conservative Movement.
You can usher in a soul-sucking fall as you glare at the face of hate-monger Ann Coulter in September or ignorant dumb bitch Carrie Prejean in October!
"I was so honored to be in the calendar as one of the great American conservative women. As a former beauty queen, it's refreshing to be taken seriously," said the dethroned Miss California.
Taken seriously?!
Despite our claim of this calendar rendering your peen useless, we're pretty sure Glenn Beck found his masturbatory assistance for 2010!
It's Suri!
I got a 2010 Paula Dean calender. Its awesome! For example in January she is covered in nothing but warm apple pie! December is my favorite, she is soaking in a tub full of eggnog! Love ya Paula!
Ha ha what morons!
I MIAR in there? LOL!
White shirts because they are so pure. Blue jeans because they are so down to earth!
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BARF!
lol i almost died when i read this
Ann Coulter looks like skeletor.
If that doesn't work for you try the American Feminists calendar. You won't get hard and you may hurl.
first, you sound like a chauvinist pig…..second, what do you know about boners inspired by women? you better watch it mario or your friends may think you're switching sides.
stick to blogging about something you know about…random bs about celebrities and stay out of politics…you're clueless and quite bitchy.
Man, you still have so much rage towards her. She is the only person i can think of who has managed to get under your skin so well. And for that……I LOVE HER.
Re: Ze German – well the truth hurts buddy. get used to it.
You truly are an ignorant, hateful person.
I agree with you that there is nothing sexy about this boring photo, but I would say that you, sir, are the one who is out of touch with reality. The Conservative movement is alive and well- just not in your precious California. You just wait! 2010 elections will be a harsh reality for liberals!
Under no circumstances should anyone who is doing your writing for you ever, ever mention Glenn Beck again. It just comes off so empty…. you have no idea, no clue wtf you are talking about. Got it? & What would a dem women's calendar look like? Pelosi, Hillary…. Barney Frank's queer, spitting ass. How's that for boner-less hate?!?!
Fuck off Perez, Ann Coulter is my thinspo!
And seriously who even says the word boner anymore!
Little hypocrisy on the ignorant dumb bitch comment there, buddy. And YOU expect to be taken seriously? Since when is anything this guy says significant?
Since when is anything this guy says significant to anybody?
EWWWWWWW !!!
Not that Dem. woman are beauty queens, either. Difference is your typical Democratic woman is attractive, and your typical Republican woman is a hound-dog, so GOP are a LOT more hard up then their Dem counterparts.
Re GOP women (think Jerry Springer episode, tea-bagging (!) protests, etc. — that is your typical GOP woman. Again, EWWWWWWWWW.
Shut the eff up Mario. A woman should be entitled to have ANY opinion she wants whether it's to the left, right, or MOR. Unless you have a PhD in Government quit queefing about politics — something you know nothing about.
you seriously need to stop talking about politics. you pretty much just said that all conservative women are ugly, and that's ridiculous. you are seriously the most ignorant person on the face of the planet. i don't know how you can have such hate for people because of their beliefs.
For old men yea but if ur between the ages of 15-30 y nt get hard
okay… I'd rather have a calandar of fat people having orgy's
Don't pretend to be the Queen of Tolerance when you have no respect whatsoever for people with different ideals. I am for gay marraige, but I am not for making people fearful of expressing their true beliefs.
Pat those women on the head & send them to the kitchen
Re: RRaaZZ – that means you hate gay people.
even as a strong woman i have to say, this shit is lame….
Re: dennyd – Lmao "Oh, and if taking up for someone who is being persecuted by someone else, either by actions or language, makes me a conservative, I'll take that title." What do you think I'm doing? I'm sticking up for anybody who is persecuted by conservatives, cause it seems like that's all you folks are good at. Sticking up for morons like Coulter and Prejean doesn't really speak in your favor, my friend.
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And yeah us liberal people have our opinions. The one major difference is that we don't believe in establishing laws that take fundamental rights away from certain groups or in shoving our own personal religious opinions down people's throats, and then call anybody who doesn't agree a bad person. Both parties have strong, biased opinions, but one wants to limit other people's lives, the other one doesn't. One wants to preserve the status quo no matter what the cost when that's the last thing the country needs. And THAT, Sir, is why conservatives suck!!! Liberals may trash y'all in their private lives, but at least we don't demand shit to turn into a fucking law.
Re: Lincoln1 – I'm in no way judging the way these women look, I don't give a shit what they wear. But when I look at Anne Coulter's eyes, all I see is hate. I judge those women - the ones I do know - for what they stand for and believe, and nothing else. Hillary ain't no beauty, never claimed she was, cause looks just don't matter in politics. I think I'm one of the few people who can actually completely ignore the visual aspect, just like the religious aspect. I'm not a huge Hillary fan but at least I respect the woman, which I absolutely can't do for some of the above mentioned. Jealous? lol if that were the case, then that would make you jealous of both Perez and liberals. So, how about it?
Re: LoveChrisPine – Wtf are you talking about?
I don't understand…what's wrong with this calendar? Conservatives deserve to have their voices heard, too. I'm not sure I'd buy it…but I don't disagree with the premise.
Re: Ze German – keep livin the dream. i'll be praying for you and your skewed assessment of EVERYTHING. you are lost honey but there is always hope. you can conquer your ignorance with a little hard work and help from the right people.
good luck and God bless!
Re: Chelsea12020 – You said it SO MUCH better Chelsea than I did..There's only difference from Mz Prejean and the typical STRIPPER is that the stripper is being honest about who she is and why she's doing it!
Re: jeodiva – They're not making the world necessarily better, They're more or less protecting the status quo. Hell, half of them, if they really KNEW American History would understand how we got here and that it was conservatives, especially here in the South, have maintained The Plantation 2-class system for a 150 years. How else could someone murder 7 people for simply wanting a 15 cent raise thus breaking a strike by seven MILLION?. (See "The Massacre of '34," Judith Heflin producer) The Baptist Church even said those murdered "had it coming". That is another ugly side of FASCISM masquerading as conservatism, Mizz PreJean has certain "Valley Gurl" (OMG!!!) prejudices and tries to use the Almighty in justifying them.
Ha! You liberal/democrat people are INCREDIBLY moronic! Shall we evaluate: vote liberal, vote for everything anti-American. Can't believe Americans are so shallow and literally slow to like such a outragous image. Sad when America bases their votes on things like this. Stupid liberals.