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Elizabitch Is Back!

Filed under: TV News > Elizabitch Hasselbeck > Heidi Montag > Khloe Kardashian

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Say goodbye to the fun celebrity guest hosts and say hello to the right-wing agenda!

Because Elizabitch is back!

After giving birth to her third child, Isaiah Timothy in August, Elisabeth Hasselback will return to The View on October 19th!

Considering her hosting absence invited the likes of such reality TV innovators as Heidi Montag and Khloe Kardashian, the ladies are thrilled to have her back!

We hope she's not feeling too maternal because we wanna see some drama!!!

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121 comments to “Elizabitch Is Back!”

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  1. 1

    I hate these women that give birth to 3 kids and go right to work again. She should stay home until her youngest is at least 5 and than resume her career. Im sorry I sound old fashioned but you make a choice to have not 1 but 3 children, you should stay at home for a few years and dedicate yourself to motherhood.



  2. 2

    she looks kinda like britney spears



  3. 3

    is there no justice in the world? why couldn't this dumb bitch have died in childbirth?



  4. 4

    Omg dats lik only two months maternity leave!! were's d bonding experience with the baby??



  5. 5

    Just because someone has a differing opinion than you does not mean they are constantly trying to "push their agenda," which is more than I can say about your blog.



  6. 6

    What a shame it will be to no longer only have the left-wing liberals ( that think a rapist should be forgiven) POV…



  7. 7

    Oh get over yourself Perez. The only thing Elizabeth coming back means is that it's no longer 100% left-wing agenda… it's down to 75%.

  8. obama says – reply to this


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    ick! Who watches that mess of a show anyway?



  9. 9

    I guess you have to call her "Elizabitch" because her opinion and politics differ from yours . . . sounds familiar doens't it? Think about it hypocrit.



  10. 10

    elizabitch-how clever



  11. 11

    seriously though, she is crazy



  12. 12

    Whoopie is the ONLY sane one.



  13. 13

    She's the reason I never watch the View. I have zero patience for that woman, I can't stand her for numerous reasons. Unfortunately, I miss out on Whoopi Goldberg that way - she's a smart, well-spoken woman, and I have nothing but the highest respect for her! I guess I should have tuned in while Hassleback was gone.



  14. 14

    Re: SexyScorpio..NY – youre fuckin stupid! how dare you tell her how to raise her children! you know some women have to work for a living. they dont get the option to stay at home. elizabeth is a business woman, she cant take 5 years off of work. maybe if you had a decent career you would understand too. she can be a dedicated mother and also a business woman. you dont even know her to judge like that, so shut the fuck up with your ignorance



  15. 15

    Four Left wingers and one Right winger. Oh, yea, that seems fair.



  16. 16

    Someone's gotta make the money since her husband's career is SHIT!! I sincerely hope he gets caught with a mistress or something like Kathy Lee's husband just to take this bitch down a notch!!



  17. 17

    Re: PixiePeet – Whoopie also thinks that drugging and forcing yourself on a 13-year old child is not rape.



  18. 18

    Re: SexyScorpio..NY – You raise your children anyway you want, but don't tell the rest of us what to do with our families or try to make us feel like we're lesser mothers because we chose to work outside the home. In this economy few families can afford to have a stay-at-home parent. And frankly, women who pop out a kid then stay at home make it harder for the rest of us working women because our colleagues and supervisors are always expecting the same behavior from us. P.S. It's 2009, not 1950.



  19. 19

    Re: Dick Gozinya – thats not accurate



  20. 20

    Re: justbecuz
    # 17
    Whoopi was merely clarifying what Polanski was CHARGED with. Ultimately, he was not charged with "rape".
    Most of us disagree with that, but Whoopi only stated what he was actually CHARGED with.
    Calm down .. you've misinterpretted her remarks.
    Watch yesterday's program on Hulu.com and you will see for yourself.



  21. 21

    Re: SexyScorpio..NY – normally i would agree with u but her job only takes a few hours out of the day. tv talk show hosts barely work. yet they get paid millions.



  22. 22

    I sometimes DVR The View, depending on the guests.
    Hasslebarf is nearly unwatchable.
    (Sherri Sheppard is stupid, but at least she's humorous).
    Hasslebarf is too predictable, is anti-everything, and the show has been much
    better without her.



  23. 23

    Re: SexyScorpio..NY – How about she not have any kids and avoid populating the planet with moronic rightwing Stepford spawn?



  24. 24

    Welcome back Elizabeth!!!!!!!!! The only one on the show worth watching it for.



  25. 25

    Re: Yellow Peeps – That's an idea: I'll DVR the show and ff everytime Hasselback opens her mouth. Except, that's a lot of fast forwarding…



  26. 26

    WHATS WRONG PEREZ CANT STAND SOMEONE WITH A DIFFERENT VIEW THAN YOU? you pink commie



  27. 27

    have we gotten to the point where it's cool to this view hostess a bitch? because she is a conservative? has the discourse becaome so vile and hateful?
    i have friends who are gop and dem, we laugh, we argue, we agree, we goof on each other, but we never hate each other…never.

    perez-come on man, it's a big world with different opinions and approaches to life.
    you make yourself such a sterotypical cartoon of a man when you throw out the filth on this site.
    grow up and be a man.



  28. 28

    Yeah Im sure you also side with Whoopie Goldberg in saying that that sick F Roman Polanski didnt commit "rape-rape". Idiots.



  29. 29

    Wow, I just think it's so disgusting that people of other views can't learn to respect each other and agree to disagree. . .you're a hypocrite Mario! She's has her religious beliefs and you have yours. . .now co-exist!



  30. 30

    Say goodbye to the fun celebrity guest hosts and say hello to the right-wing agenda!

    LMFAO, PERVez. "right-wing agenda"?? i would be more concerned for the left wing agenda and the homosexual agenda. It's the liberal agenda the one that's DESTROYING America.



  31. 31

    Isaiah Timothy?
    Jesus H. Christ.
    Why didn't she just cut to the chase and name her baby God?



  32. 32

    Re: tigrrrlilly – wow..harsh.



  33. 33

    Re: playergnslngr – You wish her family was destroyed JUST because she's brave enough to voice her opinion? SHAME ON YOU. WE ALL HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH so deal with it



  34. 34

    Re: PixiePeet – yeah, sane enough to say that roman's perversion wasn't "rape rape"….



  35. 35

    Joy oh Joy. She has her moments I guess.



  36. 36

    Re: perezito_is_an_asshole – …. And I quote "Freedom of speech", so YOU deal with it!!



  37. 37

    i hate her politics, but I fucking love her. I don't want her to go anywhere.



  38. 38

    Re: perezito_is_an_asshole – Ultimately, there are no differences at all between left and right. Any perceived differences between political parties is window dressing. The goal is to divide and conquer. And they are succeeding.



  39. 39

    "RAPE RAPE" is not the same as just RAPE.

    That's all Whoopi was saying. Don't hate on Whoopi.



  40. 40

    Re: perezito_is_an_asshole – stupid bitch. you are so brainwashed. you are a catholic, right? well they edited the bible so obviously to fit their own needs. they would make ridiclous claims and killl any scientist that disagreed. many of the preists would molest children, and the children would be silenced. they want to lie and promote stigmata. now they are denouncing condoms!?!? seriously, fuck you! and fuck your beliefs!



  41. 41

    Wow…for you to condemn someone as stupid or evil just because of political views is extraordinarily narrow-minded and ignorant. For all you people upset at the terrible "conservative influence" think of how people with different views from you feel watching that show. Hasselback is the only conservative voice…aren't you happy enough that everyone else is liberal? Why can't you stand to consider someone else's opinion? By the way, if this was a liberal woman who had kids and worked, you all would be thrilled at such a powerful person ( I saw this with Sarah Palin as well). Practice what you preach hypocrites.



  42. 42

    Re: AlexPoland – How does that work? Just out of curiousity…



  43. 43

    Mario my dear, you could not have been more spot on with those horns!!!
    AMEN!



  44. 44

    Re: OLOKAYKAY
    "RAPE RAPE" is not the same as just RAPE.
    That's all Whoopi was saying. Don't hate on Whoopi.



  45. 45

    What a lotta nerve. Talk about agenda. What about the rest of the commies on The View?



  46. 46

    Re: augustttttttttt – Who the fuck said I dont have a decent career?? She has a husband who is a football player and he makes a shit load of money (she said it herself) that's why she has the privlege of staying at home unlike most mothers who have to go back to work because they need a 2 income salary or they are a single parent. I am not ignorant at all. I dont know her to judge her but she does have an advantage unless most of the regular people in the world. I would have done anything to stay at home and raise my son and not have to run back to work when he was 2 1/2 months.



  47. 47

    Re: alexista – Yeah you said it, in the economy that we have to go to work but Elizabeth is blessed with a husband who makes good money and she can afford to stay home so please give me a break. Nobody is saying how to raise your children but im sure most women would love to stay home with their kids if they can.



  48. 48

    Liberals are such nice and open minded people….not. Fuck the intolerant libs!!



  49. 49

    She is such vulgar trash.



  50. 50

    I only watch the view when she isn't on it. Her shrill voice drives me fucking insane.



  51. 51

    Re: SexyScorpio..NY – well she is not "you". she is living her own life and will raise her children how she wants to. how do you know her children are not backstage while she works for a few hours in the morning, and gets paid millions. who the fuck would turn down a multi-million dollar salary!?… and just because her husband is successful doesnt mean she cant make her own money. it is possible to be a 100% dedicated mother and business woman.



  52. 52

    If everyone on this show had the same 'agenda' and beliefs well then there wouldn't be a show then, would there?



  53. 53

    Re: Lady B. Good – What red state white trash like you don't understand is the meaning of commies. But you my fcking fundie fascist republican thug are one hundred percent rightwing nazi and you know it and you are whats commonly known as the "ugly american" and I'm not talking about your fat body as a result from southern white trash food either.



  54. 54

    Yay! I love Elizabeth. Sometimes she's the only voice of reason. And to all you haters, the girl works very short hours only on weekdays, in the morning. She probably spends more time with her kids than any of you. Its the perfect job for a working mom. Besides that, do you really think she puts her kids in daycare like most of you probably do? Definitely not.



  55. 55

    WTF!!! i was hoping that she would love being at home with her children and permanently leave the show…i really cant stand her obnoxious ass…..



  56. 56

    Re: tigrrrlilly – lol lol oh goodness. harsh but it's what all of us with at least half a brain were secretly thinking.



  57. 57

    If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

    www.reinventingjopageri.com



  58. 58

    The only person worse than this ignorant bitch is Ann Coulter!



  59. 59

    Re: augustttttttttt – you're just bashing everyone who comments with your potty mouth. go away.



  60. 60

    Re: ohjessicadoes – i certainly will not do anything you tell me to do. especially when you "lol" at a comment about her death! FU



  61. 61

    Re: augustttttttttt – oh, i'm truely hurt. tear.



  62. 62

    Elisabeth who? I haven't missed her one bit.



  63. 63

    Re: augustttttttttt – wait omgoodnes am i being told to f-off from someone who says kate gosselin is fierce? spoken like the true genius you are. ha…right



  64. 64

    And Whoopi and Joy don't have left wing agendas, right? I am not a fan of Elizabeth H. but let's not be close minded and hypocritical here…as usual.



  65. 65

    Re: Ze German

    Oh sure. Whoopi is so smart! She's the voice of reason. I mean just look at the way she explained that whole "rape-rape" situation.



  66. 66

    Re: Yellow Peeps

    Go back and listen again. Whoopie said: "We know it wasn't rape-rape." She was not just pointing out what he was charged with.



  67. 67

    Eew, she's getting crow's feet.



  68. 68

    Is she "Elizabitch" because she doesn't agree with your politics and values? Grow up Perez, this is what makes the world go round.



  69. 69

    Give her a little slack, Perez. Her son was born and could not keep any milk down. He was in the hospital two weeks after birth. She says he's fine now. She has been through a lot.



  70. 70

    Re: MaggyMay – Yeah, YOU might wanna go back and look at EVERYTHING she said. Polanski was charged with and lead guilty to "unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor". To me personally, that's the same as rape but to the LAW it's NOT. Therefore, the two terms can NOT be used interchangably. That's what she said and nothing else! Go educate yourself!



  71. 71

    Pleeeease sit on my faaaace



  72. 72

    oh for fucks sake. this right wing lunatic used to host some insipid shopping show on the style channel and now she wants to be taken seriously? relaaax hasselbeck, the only reason youre on the show is to remind america how foolish and ridiculous your kind actually is. and sexyscorpio..ny: why dont you let women make their own decisions about when they want to go back to work? i have a feeling you think your opinion is a tad more valuable than it actually is.



  73. 73

    missed her, love her - saw only 10 minutes of Joy's new show tonioght on HLN. poor joy. she's a lost cause. if she can't read her cue cards in time, she stutters alike an idiot. i was really hoping she didi well, but she really couldn't hold it together. better luck next time joy -p welcome back liz!



  74. 74

    Elizabeth, I love you love you love you!! We need one sensible person on the show!



  75. 75

    Re: longjewishlegs – A jewish republican,is that like a black kkk person, or a Jewish nazi, or a gay republican,yep, it's disgusting and vile and so is Elizabitch the neo nazi bitch, she would be so judgemental of any woman with three kids not being at home with the kids,but she like all filth on the right are hypocritical scum and exempts herself from her own rightwing propaganda when it suits her agenda.



  76. 76

    Re: OLOKAYKAY – Actually its your backwards scumbag side that feels women should be in the home ,so when garbage like Palin or this whore are leaving their kids at home to benefit from the gains liberals made for women its kind of disgusting and hypocritical,because the same conservatiev vermin that fights against gay rights today fought against womens rights and civil rights for black and it was all led by southern conservative trash.



  77. 77

    Re: knowitall – I'd say you're completely nuts… If I didn't agree with pretty much everything you said. Maybe not in those exact words though…

  78. krene says – reply to this


    78

    Most women get even less time for maternity leave…she didnt do anything wrong. Some people like to work…thats life. Also, can't anyone just respect opinions that are different than their own?

  79. krene says – reply to this


    79

    Re: ibanezer – I totally agree.



  80. 80

    Being the Bread Winner i guess she had better return to work. Broomstick's a landing! Wench!!



  81. 81

    Re: knowitall
    You know, you are absolutely vile and uncivil with your language…just because I don't agree with people like Hilary Clinton or Whoopi Goldberg doesn't mean I hate them or call them whores. Also, you stereotyped and obtusely categorized all conservatives, which is an intolerant and stupid move on your part. This is ignorant and immature. You say all conservatives are trash…well take a look at your own dirty slanderous argument and tell me who seems trashy. Try attacking the issues, not people who you don't know personally.
    FYI, Abraham Lincoln was a Republican.



  82. 82

    I want to punch the person that said she looks like Britney, Elizabeth has much better eyebows. I love You Brit you Know I do. But your eyebrows. Tsk. Anywho.. I think that Elizabeth should keep having babies. Or turn up missing! (kidding)



  83. 83

    Right wingers have no agenda. It is actually a left wing agenda.



  84. 84

    Re: DavidTheBest – haha. u must be on ur period?…calm the fuck down. most people dont give a fuck about eyebrows.



  85. 85

    Where was the "reporting" when Whoopi "Goldberg" stated that "it was not rape..rape" when Roman Polanski drugged and violated a 13 year old ? Maybe Eliza'bitch" would have called bullshit on the Hollywood apologist scumbags. . . Then again. . .Maybe it was not "murder.. murder" when Hitler and company gassed the Jewish people. . . ? But of course. . .acording to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. . .that did not happpen either. Unlike Hitler, Polanski pleaded guilty. . . then fled. Hitler died like a man. Polanski, drugged a girl and stole any resemblance she might have at a normal life. The celbra"tards' that want to revise history, should join Hitler in the ash heap of moral decay and disgust. Yes. . . I am talking to you… Miss "Goldberg"



  86. 86

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    DAMN WILL THIS WHORE EVER STOP SPEWING KIDS LIKE A HUMAN VOLCANO!?
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  87. 87

    So fat fuck Perez(or Perez's sister)why have you not posted Whoopi shit face liberal piece of flatulent dogpuke slut evil die bitch whore die Goldberg's It's not rape-rape footage. Would it be rape if Polanski had drugged and RAPED anally AND vaginally her 13 year old daughter, niece, granddaughter? Ah the elitist Hollywood left. Rot in hell.



  88. 88

    Re: Yellow Peeps – No, I heard Whoopi talking too. She was also making apologetic remarks about his actions.



  89. 89

    Re: BadBoyKurt – You hit it right on the nail. Anyone that thinks the right or the left have a moral up on one of the other is fooling themselves.



  90. 90

    Re: knowitall – You might wanna wipe that foam from your mouth.



  91. 91

    Re: How will Perez Hilton die ? – Hitler died like a man? He cowardly killed himself so he wouldn't have to face up for the things he did. That's not dying like a man. That's dying like a coward.



  92. 92

    I'm glad she's coming back, I like her and agree with her views, but I hope she's spending enough time with her kids, where she is needed most!



  93. 93

    It isn't "rape-rape" unless a conservative or a catholic priest does it, right Hollyweird? If it's a conservative or a christian then we never get to hear the end of it. It's not "rape-rape" when a celebrity does it. You do the crime you don't have to do the time if you are a "brilliant and talented" director, actor musician, etc. It depends on what your definition of is is. Amoral, horseshit hollywood. Fuck you Angelica Houston, Whoopi Goldberg, Woody Allen, etc.



  94. 94

    Re: ohjessicadoes – Well than that explains why Im being attacked. A Kate Gosselin fan..enough said..



  95. 95

    I can't stand this ho but she is so stupid she does give me something to laugh at. I love The View!



  96. 96

    Re: MrsKranky

    I'm a left wing liberal who thinks Polanski should be thrown in prison for what he did.

    On topic: Hasselbeck is an idiot. Why not get a conservative on the show that has a brain? Then again, we are talking about The View.



  97. 97

    Never could figure out why they only have one conservative on this show… would be a lot more interesting if they split it evenly. Maybe I'd even watch.

  98. mykki says – reply to this


    98

    Love her!!



  99. 99

    Elizabeth, I love you love you love you!! We need one sensible person on the show!!



  100. 100

    Elizabeth, I love you love you love you!! We need one sensible person on the show!!!!

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