Holy Shiz! Wino Raps!!!
Filed under: Anglophilia > Amy WinehouseIf you are a "Jewmaican" or smoke bacon, this maybe offensive to you.
For the rest of us, make room on the platform for the biggest Amy Winehouse trainwreck performance yet!
She is rapping (apparently ten times a night) and we now get to be privy to at least one performance.
She is joined by some dude name Zalon. In this alternative universe, the white bitch is rapping, while the black guy is singing the sweet melodies. Go figure!
Posted: September 30, 2009 at 4:45 pm
why can't someone help her????
lmao
My ears are bleeding. She is slowing killing herself.
holy sweet mother of god, that is awful. Rap sucks anyway, but she might just very well be retarded.
My girl seem like she got a mean flow goin, but it's kinda sloppy and needs some work. Other than that, I think she would do okay.
If she was a dog I'd put her to sleep.
not here
She looks like the bitch from the Teen Witch "Top That!" rap scene.
Some dude Zalon? He only toured her entire back to black with her lead back up singer. I'm sure they're playing around.
nutty
You call that rapping? It's just incomprehensible screaming. Throw Sliimy into that jam and you might have something. Bing bong. It's your birsday. Know what I be sayin. I'm not Mr. Muscle. But I'm makin bacon. An I'm not fakin.
stfu, perez
fuckin trash
where's she hiding the bottle?
aww i love amy winehouse and zalon is her back up singer
lol that made my day
Re: simone1 – #1 she can only help herself!
She sounds like the mom/teacher in the Charlie Brown cartoons!
Re: ouijabored – Lol, omg, I forgot about that movie. Now that you mention it I can see it now.
Amy's joking around–this isn't meant to be taken so damned seriously.
Re: Sistersandme – she IS a dog and she DOES need to be put to sleep.
What the … huh? wait a sec…. I can't hear in my left ear… owwwwww!!!!
….that wasn't serious right? just for fun right…. wow….
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I love you dearly Amy Winehouse… but someone has got to pry that bottle from your little hands…. sincerely.
why do black guys have to rap?
thats racist
I think Wino needs to go back to smokin' crack!
She's terrible. But YOU are so lame Perez. Why do you bring race into EVERYTHING?! Black people sing beautiful melodies a lot. You can put her down without bringing race into it.
Oh no she did not.
She's off beat like a mutha
WHAT THE FUCK !!!! that shit sounds horrible
she sounds lol
12 days late!
Any one that knows Amy's history, knows that she was in a rap group (Sweet 'n' Sour) prior to going out on her own. She really does know how to rap, she's just taking the piss.
she is soooo drunk!
You tool, Perez. Zalon is one of her back up singers…clearly they were just fucking around, being silly. How is it offensive that Amy refers to herself as Jewmaican? She's Jewish! I thought that was cute.
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BTW I heard this EVERYWHERE YESTERDAY, toolio!
damn, i hope she's just joking around, My ass makes better sounds than that
I take issue with your comment about "in this alternate universe…" Your stereotyping perez. All black guys rap and all white girls sing? So black guys are not suppost to sing and white girls are not suppost to rap? What world do u live in where everyone has assigned roles depending on their sex or race. How bout this one, men are suppost to fucken women! I'm not a homophobe, in fact im bi but stereotyping goes both ways hun.
There is no more Amy Winehouse …. She can't be a singer anymore …
thats her back up singer
STEP YA COOKIES UP PEREZ U SHOULD BE IN THE KNOW
homeboy can really sing though!!
that was like nails on a chalkboard, I only lasted about 20 seconds, it was too much torture to endure.
WOW THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN CRACKHEADS GET HIGH AND STEAL CAMERAS
"In this alternative universe, the white bitch is rapping, while the black guy is singing the sweet melodies." WOW, really perezshitfaced?
Boyy, he can sing, that's for sure!
I am soososoososooooo embarassed for her! Instead of her father worring about famewhoring himself, then he should be helping Wino out.
that was freaking hilarious! Haha, next time I see her I'll ask her what that one was all about.
Zalon has a wicked voice, who is he?????????
cirrhosis is the next thing on Amy's 'To Do' list
She is the biggest idiot I've ever seen.
I mean…really??
girl should stick to singing to guys voice is ok
She looks like a high retard, and I never use that R-word
oh god