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Jessica Alba Is A Little Focker

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Really?! She's not very funny.

Remember the shiteous Good Luck Chuck?

Jessica Alba is in talks for a role in Little Fockers, the third installment of the Meet the Parents franchise with Robert DeNiro and Ben Stiller.

Jessica would play a sexy pharmaceutical rep "whose looks wreak havoc on male in the story."

Well it all makes sense now, she's being cast as the "pretty girl" again AKA the only role she can play.

The film is set to begin production in the next few months with a predicted release of 2010. It will pick up where Meet the Fockers left off wiith Stiller's and Teri Polo's characters entering parenthood.

YESsica aside, we're looking kinda forward to this. The first two were pretty funny!

Will U be going to see Little Fockers?

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34 comments to “Jessica Alba Is A Little Focker



  1. 1

    use your advantages i always say. it's completely normal. you don't see megan fox playing ugly betty. althought america ferierra is pretty. but you get he jist.



  2. 2

    This chick could fix global warming and your sorry ass would still fall back on the same tired insults you always hit her with. She's the "pretty girl?"
    Ummm. Wow…what else? Is she thin too? BURN!



  3. 3

    yeah I'd see it, it's going to be hilarious



  4. 4

    This must be part of her contribution to Clintons Global Initiative…recycle reuse…turning 1970s nanna lounges into dresses…beautiful



  5. 5

    idk if i hate the fact that she might be on this film or the fact that they're ACTUALLY planning on making another! hope its good though.



  6. 6

    This will be awesome !! The first two are my favourite movies !!!
    Not looking forward to Mrs Alba, though…



  7. 7

    I'm sure i will see it. I hope its good!



  8. 8

    does anyone else notice that it doesn't seem like perez writes these anymore



  9. 9

    Dayum Perez, why you hate her so much?



  10. 10

    I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE THIS MOVIE

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    11

    Can't wait for this movie. And Jessica Alba is only as good as the roles are. If it's a well written funny role she'll be good in it.



  12. 12

    Umm…..I've got bad news for you: This dumb bitch is not pretty. Maybe she used to be, I don't know, but nowadays she looks like a used up skeezer, turning tricks to get a bus ticket back to Mexico. She never smiles because she knows I'm right ha ha.



  13. 13

    NOO! That cast is perfect without her! They can find another pretty girl in LA!

  14. a says – reply to this


    14

    hay what was wrong with Good Luck Chuck????? i loved that movie!



  15. 15

    So pretty



  16. 16

    Aww man! Why go and ruin some of the funniest sequels with HER??!!???



  17. 17

    She didn't play the "pretty girl" in The Eye.



  18. 18

    def gonna watch



  19. 19

    Re: Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker PhD rescinded – Y0ur racist c0mments are n0t funny….FYI



  20. 20

    If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

    www.reinventingjopageri.com



  21. 21

    Re: Zombie Hitler – LMAO, so true!



  22. 22

    I don't get why you need to be funny to play a funny role,
    There's a script isn't there?



  23. 23

    is raven symone gonna also star in this movie?



  24. 24

    meet the fockers was utter shit, and jessica cant act



  25. 25

    BIG surprise, a role based solely on her looks. wonder if she can even read.



  26. 26

    Alba in the movie will make me watch it twice. Playing the pretty girl is not much of stretch because she is definitely pretty and I don't mind it at all :-)



  27. 27

    the second Fockers wasn't SO funny……. so, this one hopefully will be better? Doubt that I would see it in the theater.



  28. 28

    Little Fockers sounds like a great premise, and what a title! But no Alba please, she ruins every scene with her wooden demeanor. Can't they get another pretty girl with some charm?



  29. 29

    See it? Fock yes - but not because of Jessica. Love the Fockers!!!



  30. 30

    If alba's in it, I'll skip it!



  31. 31

    damn true, Perez. She's a bad actress and the role is perfect for her because a good actress wouldn't play a character like that. But i think she wouldn't do her job fine. She should put her panties off for playboy maganzine and everyone would be happy. Jessica do it and stop playing a 'nice, good girl'. whe know that youre bitchyyyyy.



  32. 32

    damn true, Perez. She's a bad actress and the role ist perfect for her because a good actress wouldn't play a character like that. But i think she wouldn't do her job fine. She should put her panties off for the playboy and everyone would be happy. Jessica do it and stop playing a 'nice, good girl'. whe know that youre bit.chyyyyy



  33. 33

    She's a terrible actress! There's so many OTHER pretty girls they can get to play this role.



  34. 34

    Umm..the first one was great but the second one SUCKED ASS! the third will probably be even worse