Artie Langie Pleads Guilty To DUI!
Filed under: Legal Matters > Z List
Well, this is quite the change of pace!
Comedian and long-time addict Artie Lange pled guilty to a DUI charge on Wednesday, stemming from a July auto accident in New Jersey!
After denying the allegations, he now admits to driving under the influence of the prescribed sleeping pill Restoril.
The judge sentenced Lange to a 7-month loss of his driver's licence!!!
Ouch!
That slap on the wrist must sting!
[Image via WENN.]
Jon Gosselin: "It's Not About The Money!"
The Quaids' 
Maybe I AM a cruel bastard.
But come on?
Even Jack Daniels
doesn't want photographed
with this horrifying porcine creature.
Move over Kirstie,
you have a room-mate
at rehab.
I thought it's John Belushi
at least he pleaded guilty and not like other people who know they did wrong yet pleas innocent
i thought it was k-fed!
…consider switching to diet pills man!
PERFECT! INSTEAD OF WASTING MONEY ON GAS, HE CAN SPEND IT ON BOOZE! ARTIE, GET THE BIG BOTTLE!
WAAAAHHHHH! I lost my driver's license! waahhh!
He needs to put that bottle down and get some exercise, goddamn…
Now he can drink more with someone else driving him! Where is the penalty?
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FUCKING DRUNKS!
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DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE……….PERIOD!!!
7 months ! hope he gave the judge a rim job and a fruit basket
You couldn't find a more recent picture of Artie? You're so quick to show off your weight loss. Artie's down about 60 pounds—why not find a better shot. Jackass!
look at this tool, seriously who is this nobody?
Re: QUEEN FOR A KNIGHT – or his brother
Note to self:
Don't take pictures with bottles of booze/drugs. It isn't cool and it will come back to get you!
Re: Canadiana* – Re: karencarpenter – Re: SWEETPIECE! –
hey hotteez
glad I can't handle
da /zhit….woohoooooooooooooooooooooo
Um…it would be more of a shock if Artie Lang was ever Sober long enough to NOT have to plead guilty to a Dui.
Hey Perez, you going to admit you called Artie a D-bag next time your on Howards show? I bet you won't
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It takes guts to admit a mistake.
So much for being "vindicated" like he said he would be on the show…Love Artie though; no matter what kind of "horrifying porcine creature" he is!
yeah, it was just restoril. sure.
my fat white 1/2 armo ass.
artie is a lying junkie.
fuck him.
Re: Bungle22 –
artie IS a D-bag!
Re: SheriMoonFireFly – Seriously! Alcoholism is the worst! It's all around you! So many people get stuck with it from college, and never recover. Glad I'm not but feel for those with the problem.
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KIDS DO NOT BINGE DRINK OR PLEDGE DRINK!!!!!! WATCH IT! A LITTLE GOES A LONG WAY!
Mmmm what a cutie
Re: tigrrrlilly – WOW! WHY ALL THE ARTIE HATRED?
you couldn't find a better picture of artie? hes lost so much weight. i want to hear you call him a d-bag next time your on the stern show. you would never do it, because your a touch guy behind the computer yet in person your a kiss ass, your such a hypocrite.
Piece of fuckin' shit!! Don't risk innocent lives, just because you are an asshole. He can lock himself in a hotel room and OD for all I care. Just don't put others at risk.
tough*