Foxy Is Fruity!!!
Filed under: Megan Fox
How can someone so gorgeous as Megan Fox turn out to be so incredibly strange? You'd never guess it to look at her!
We know tons of celebrities who had terrible jobs before they were famous, but we've never heard of anyone quite like Megan Fox's. She recently revealed to Nylon magazine that in her younger years, she worked at a smoothie cafe. Not behind the counter, mind you, something far more worse:
"I used to have to dress up as a banana…I had the option of apple or banana. I always went with banana because it was thinner."
Fashion conscious even as a fruit. Bet that place would have gotten a lot more customers if she was able to dress like she normally does!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: October 1, 2009 at 2:30 pm
"more worse"… no such thing … like being "more better" Barbie learning the english language… it would be a huge boost for your blogging future.
yeah right.
does anyone else notice how gigantic her painted on eyebrows are?
THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID TO POST
Hm
You have to re-listen to the interview, your facts are wrong!
oh, no! wouldn't want to be a fat fruit! she's an asshole.
haha a banana yeah she told that story I think to Jimmy Kimmel or Jimmy Fallon I forget one of then brought it up. Imagine if the banana and the apple fought lol.
Megan Cocks…. such a huge Hollywood talent… the only starlet capable of fucking herself without ever touching her unowhat
This horror show
isn't worthy of
post space.
Let's use this space to declare
celebrity gossip a delicious
use of time.
ahh i see FRUITY is the new SKANKY
Perez, you always push and favor the mentally disturbed celebrities. Does that reflect on you somehow? Like looking in a mirror?
Hate Megan Fox. She may be gorgeous, but shes a total bitch
She didn't wanna look like a rolly-polly like you Perez.
HER THUMBS LOOK WEIRD BECAUSE SHE SUCKS HER THUMB. MY COUSIN HAS THE SAME PROBLEM. DIFFERENT SORT OF HABIT, HUH? SOME PEOPLE DRINK, SOME PEOPLE SUCK THEIR THUMB.
Did you even listen to the thing you fucking moron? EVERY person who worked there had to do that every 4th shift. So yes she worked behind the counter too……
Good god your dumb
she said that in the video you posted the other day. good one
Perez, Angelina is strange, and YOU think she is gorgeous!
Thank God that her line of work doesn't matter if you have brains…as long as your pretty and in shape, you'll have a job in Hollywood….anywhere else, well that depends if you're stripper, hooker, etc.
First of all, she wasn't always gorgeous. She is a product of plastic surgery. Second of all, you posted this interview already.
Re: Underrated – angelina has donated millions to charity. she has adopted children from some of the poorest countries. she has won a oscar and golden globe award. she actually has talent. angelina is much more beautiful than megan could ever be, inside and out.
Beautiful gorgeous girl
Now if only God also gave her the talent..
HUUUGGEEE eyebrows, i thought i was the only one that noticed that.. yes i agree perez, she is pretty, but kind of pretty in a way that makes her ordinary. She's just a nother hotty. when she speaks it's like a 16 year old speaking when she's in high school en she think's she's one of the "underdogs" that knows she's cool but she doesn't care what the world thinks of her. get over it. she's still in highschool and lame.
Mareelulu is right, you're facts are WRONG! She said "…on every fourth day of work, somebody from the cafe had to dress up like a friut…" (This means that she did work behind the counter!) Jesus, get your facts straight.
p.s. This isn't the first time this has happened. Get your shit together, perezhilton.com!
She can dress however she wants as long as she gets busy washing my pickup truck which is filthy dirty. Get to steppin' you silly cow.
So it wasn't the greatest job in the world, but at least it was a job! She's strange, yes, but her job as a banana is probably the least strange thing about her.
You posted a video of her saying that the other day. Your slacking off.
SSSSOOOO FUCKIN' TIRED OF THIS DUMB BITCH!!
you fucking ignoramus perez, being good looking means absolutely nothing and it's absolutely no garuntee of happiness.
Good job..transcribing part of the video you posted of her earlier..
MEGAN IS SO GORGEOUS!!!!!!
Note to young girls everywhere: stay in school and go to college. You may not get your dream job when you graduate but you'll have more choices. Looks can only take you so far in the real world.
One more thing…. Why does this woman always have her damn fingers in her mouth?????? Does she think she's sexy doing that?
HA I know this job - cause I was the apple!
HOW HARD IS IT TO GET A FUCKING QUOTE STRAIGHT! JESUS FFN' CHRIST.
One can always count on a mass of jealous, shit-talking comments on anything concerning Megan Fox.
Actually, in the interview you posted earlier she said she had to dress up like one every fourth day, sharing the responsibility with her co-workers.
This is why I love her. Who wouldn't rather be a bannana?
Re: suckonthat5 – you are so right i am fat not so pretty but i have a wonderfully happy life with my soul mate as a husband/slave, what more could a blind bitch ask for?
look at her neck it looks like its got susan lucci syndrome
Yes Megan, we see the thumb in your mouth (always) suggesting that your always available for a blow job. Grow up dickhead.
–Not behind the counter, mind you, something far more worse:–
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MORE WORSE? Are you kidding? Did Perez or his sister make it beyond first grade?
hmm…ORLY?
what's weird is that YOU apparently didn't watch the Nylon video you posted earlier — she said every few days the employees had to take turns dressing up as a banana or apple to attach customers… i'm pretty sure she mainly worked BEHIND the counter
I'm pretty sure she did work behind the counter. In the interview she said something alone the lines that every 4th day one of them had to dress up as a fruit and go stand outside. Lame post, and lame attempt at making her look "incredibly strange." I like that she doesn't censor her thoughts and is who she is.
i like megan. i think it funny that she always chose the banana. i would too!
She's NORMAL–all you assholes!! At least she tried to work and make money instead of sitting around or drinkin or druggin. Fuck all you haters–maybe she's not the GREATEST person who ever lived, but she doesn't deserve all your crap. And you, cocoballs–just some more of your hatred of women–YOU SUCK!
Easy job I might say? Embarrassing yes, but quite more easier.
Re: iilovecokee –
I will have to agree. I like the fact that Megan Fox does not censor her thoughts or hide who she is, unlike the other PR scripted interviews given by many celebrities in Hollywood. And Perez, please quote the entire story, not 'sections' of it that makes it appear as if she's 'twisted.' The responsibilties were shared with her co-workers. The banana/apple was rotated. I give it to her. She is one hardworking woman. It takes guts to go out there, dressed like a banana and dance. She even said sometimes the customers would throw things at her. LMAO. It's nice to know that she doesn't take herself too seriously.
Actually, she said once a week, someone had to dress up as a fruit. That wasn't her job description, it was a part of the job, she probably had to do it once a month or less… now I don't know if I should believe any of the quotes you write… you have the write quote but only a piece of it… brutal.
i think its funny when people call her ugly when they are not even close to being as beautiful as she is