Is Sarah Palin The Next CoverGirl?
Filed under: Sarah Palin
God, we hope not!
Rumor has it that former beauty queen Sarah Palin is shopping around for a beauty endorsement deal.
The premise she's pitching?
Her famed "lipstick on a pitbull" comment.
Oh, BARF!
She's really trying to capitalize on anything and everything.
Would U buy Sarah Rose Palin cosmetics?
[Image via AP Images.]
Posted: October 1, 2009 at 1:30 pm
she needs to just fuck off.. no one cares about her anymore.. thanks for setting women back about 50 yrs asshole..
no way.
NO! Not even for my pitbull.
Just what a woman wants…to be thought of as a dog when they put lipstick on. Ugh, this chick need to have a muzzle put on her.
I would rather wipe dog shit on my face than wear anything endorsed by that bitch.
NOPE! I'd stick a fork in my eye,first! Sarah sucks!
Oh my . Whats next Pelosi Botox.
BARF is the perfect way to describe this.
Money, Honey!
Things are expensive in Alaska.
You can put blush on a sphincter,
but it's still just a made up ass hole.
HELL NO. I don't support this conservative dumb bitch. Can't she just go away already???
I'd buy Sarah Palin toilet paper to wipe my ass with. Does that count?!
I would. I think she's pretty.
HAHA! Drop Dead Gorgious is the best movie ever! Love those quotes!
I would lick her dry. I love her. She is so sticky sweet.
I hate her! she totally sucks! and to reference a pit bull makes them look bad also! i have three and they are AMAZING dogs! fuck her
…yes. The magazine is called "Homely, Crazy Bitch Monthly".
I LOVE SARAH PALIN!!!! She has an AMAZING sense of style and all you liberal a**es need to back off!
well… no
she´s a former beauty queen so the only thing that will work for her is selling makeup in HOME SHOPPING NETWORK and Playboy
It's a scary thought. Millions of dumpy ugly Republicans suddenly will start wearing make-up. The horror. The horror.
Sarah could spread her ass cheeks, smear lipstick on her taint and still… the world wouldn't give a sweet shit.
FUCK YES I WOULD. I fucking love her. Like, you don't even know.
Re: noemised – Everything you said noemised. Her whole persona was created to quell the desperation of the Neo-Cons. She has nothing but jingoisms and cliche's between her "ears". The Socio-Conservative Values she wants all of US to live by, she lacks in practice with her own family. Her daughter slept around, got knocked-up, and Palin tried to hide it. She puts a Happy Face on her marriage when it was on-the-rocks all along. She also does NOT cook. Her latch-key kids are like everyone elses in America…Raising themselves. SO sick of her…Go away Pallin!. But btw, it's a FREAKIN' SNOW-MOBILE your soon-to-be-ex rides. NOT an f'n SNOW MACHINE…A SNOW Machine is a SNOW-BLOWER which is about all you are yourself!
I am sure you would buy cosmetics from michelle obama. ugh!
What women are walking around thinking, "oh god, if I could just find the right cosmetics to go with my overpriced, prim and proper politician wardrobe.."? Most women I know would rather look sexy.
I would buy her products way before Transvesite Michelle Obama's stuff. Go Sarah. FBO FBO FBO FBO
GO BACK TO ALASKA!!!!!
I dont buy cheap cosmetics but I really wont buy any brand that endorses palin in the butt.
I smell a Playboy spread the next thing she will try to sell!!!
YUK!!!
Bravo, Sarah. Let your true colors shine. You never once gave a shit about government or law or being a leader. You just love the attention and the money.
Re: AzTexasGal – I NEED to do nothing for you. You may WANT me/us to 'back off' but the wants of the delusional are none of my concern.
First, I dont like her. Second, she is kind of hot though…
Oh my God, this is so depressing. At least she wouldn't have to speak and no one is denying she's attractive for her age. But please, don't we have better female role models out there?
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NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Make her go away!!!!!!!!! I do not support quitters!!!!!
please fade back into obscurity asap…she doesn't even seem embarrassed about how desperate she is now
I agree with noemised…………….she has set women back 50 years plus. She is pretty…………..pretty FAKE. Total opportunist too. She needs to take care of her chaotic personal life first before she starts endorsing things. Just sayin……….she isn't anyone that should be handing out advise or running anything.
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THE ONLY COVER THIS UNREPENTANT JIZZWHORE SHOULD BE ON IS FIELD AND STREAM AS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT A ROTTEN OLD FISH SHOULD LOOK LIKE!!!!!
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I love the party of liberal tollerance. The name calling and cursing for anyone not working for their agenda. I especially love when people complain about others intelligence and the brightest thing they have to say is "dumb bitch". Liberal Dems….pro-women but the first to attack a females looks, brains or accomplishments. Don't say she opened herself up to it by running for office because if that were true then you would be equally as descriptive for males in your own political party. How does being pro-family and pro-choice set women back 50 years? Shouldn't women's rights include the right to have opinons and uphold traditional values. Hmmm. I don't agree with everything parties on both sides say, but oddly enough I don't feel the need degrade myself by attacking them with such venom.
Re: karencarpenter – #16.
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YOU KNOW IT GIRL!!!
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KISSES HONEY!!!
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Why are people still facinated about her? I hear more about Sarah then the person who won the VP spot! Biden who? Done what?
she didn't "invent" that ditty. It's been around for years. She needs to hop off her high horse.
She should sell Sarah Coventry jewlery door-to-door. LOL
Re: cookiepuss71 –
LOL!
Re: playergnslngr – Now this is a fantastic marketing idea… you better get on it! Palin's face on rolls of TP… I would buy a warehouse full.
Re: Canadiana* –
LOL! I love you!!
She should have been pushing crap like this back in the mid to late 1980s. She's too far past her sell-by date and has squeezed out too many rug-rats to be considered truly hot. Anybody who gets hot and bothered over a grandmother is downright pathetic.
Of course, her wingnut fans are the same troglodytes who are buying up that twisted convservatives pin-up calendar with 85 year old Phyllis Schafly in it.
Re: Destroza1 – From the looks of your avatar you need all the cosmetics you can get your face on!
Man, I thought everyone was over this dumb bitch. I would rather see Speidi or Kate's rabid possum hair any day over this skag. What an idiot!
There was a post on stumbleupon called Top 10 Possible Reasons Sarah Palin Resigned As Governor Of Alaska that included a hilarious preview of her cosmetic line. I don't know the link, but I'm sure you can google it. (I won't give anything away)
That picture was taken in my town..gag me. I was glad I was working that day.
Re: Poindexter-X – *blushing*
. You trying to get my chicken POT pie recipe hun ?
It's not Sarah Palin's fault she was born the wrong gender and misogynists like Mario instantly hate her for it. No one with a vagina gets fair treatment on this site. Unless their name is "Lady Gaga."
Re: b a t k i s s – #46… LMFAO !!!
Wouldn't use it on a pitbull or a pig.
wow perez, i think you're just jealous of her cause you know shes hot.
she's a powerful woman, and people like you are afraid of her.
i love you sarah!
The only one who capalizes on anything is you Mario F off
Funny how everyone says they want "normal, down to earth" people in politics and then when one shows up everyone attacks her. If it wasn't for Tina Fey's stupidity and David Letterman's old, ignorant ass, everyone would like Sarah.
Wait til all of you start to have to pay REAL income taxes because bammy boy hikes them up to cover all his welfare peeps hand outs….then lets see if you still hate Palin.
Rumor is she's signing with Mary Kay. Makes sense — Texas company, conservative core of customers.
why not report just facts instead of hearsay as fact?
Let her - she QUIT her elected office of Governor of the State half-way through to make money.
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Let the Wasilla Hillbilly go for it. "Grifter" is much more who she is at the core, and certainly, the woman was never meant for anything even vaguely intellectual.
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And really - I don't blame her. Make the money, sit back and have an easy life. Stay the fuck away from politics, and folks will back off and see Caribou Barbie for who she really is.
Re: Rickneeds2kno – LOLOLOLOL !!!!!! you can put blush on a sphincter, but its still an asshole.
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"LMSO!" ("laughing my sphincter off")
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LOLOLOL !!!
Re: JennyJJJ –
LOL. No. Even without Tina Fey or Letterman, I think Palin is a stupid person.
Re: Rickneeds2kno – #9
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I think your comment has to be the funniest thing I've ever read re that tired, trite 'lipstick on a pit bull' adage (that saying has been around for YEARS).
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your comment about "lipstick on a sphincter" is HILAROUS ~~~ LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL !!!!!!!!
one last quick one:
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EWWWW, she's wearing sandals that make it look like she has 'finger-toes'
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EWWWWW - that should be against the law.
the product will probably be made in china anyways, tested on animals, bad for the environment, toxic and cheap in price and quality
Re: Canadiana* – 52: kisskiss
Re: schutte – "…she was born the wrong gender… ' that would explain the Todd + strap-on stories, wouldn't it
Re: AlexPoland – I suspect tested on pitbulls to be exact….and wonder if she's not partners with Michael Vick.
Re: noemised –
Really? And just what state do you think you'll ever be governor of in the future? She was governor and a vice presidential candidate, and you're on the internet trashing her. Yeah, and SHE's the hadicap on society. Uh huh.
People are just pissed because she's getting rich and all ya'll are going to die when you're sick because you don't have health care!! wahaha
Re: b a t k i s s – and what about my youthful appearance?
Re: JennyJJJ – Welfare Peeps? My god, you are an ass.
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Please look it up and see exactly how minute the of a hair thin slice welfare is of the GNP (that's gross national budget for you . . .).
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Then, check to see how much goes to foreign aid
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then check to see how much is the farmer's handout
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then check . . . THE COST OF THE FUCKING FAKE WAR.
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God, people like you are intellectual black holes.
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I'm sorry for being so rude, but geez, I just can't take it after a while — have you EVER, even ONCE checked to see what percentage of your tax dollars goes where????
Who is she????
That's why she quit her governorship? hows that gonna help the people of Alaska? she is so full of shit maybe thats her secret to energy independence.
Her book is #1! Hurts a little, right Perez?
HELL 2 THE NO!!!! Perez could you please stop writing about this skank already!
HECK YES - who at her age wouldn't want to look like her! go girl go!! she's awesome looking.
i think yif you are over 40 and went to college you would do anyting to have her skin and look. those that denied college and didn't go any further, they don't get it.
Palin vers Pelosi? give me a break - Pelosi loses.
PUGS can't read.
NYT Best Sellers List 10-1-09: Hardcover Nonfiction
1. TRUE COMPASS, by Edward M. Kennedy
2. WHERE MEN WIN GLORY, by Jon Krakauer
3. OFFICIAL BOOK CLUB SELECTION, by Kathy Griffin
4. OUTLIERS, by Malcolm Gladwell
5. CULTURE OF CORRUPTION, by Michelle Malkin
I LOVE HER! PALIN 2012!
Re: JigSaw – 70: For 153 years old you look faboosh!
Fake war??? Coo-koo Coo-koo….
You are the same person that said Sarah P was going to get arrested for tax evasion….before her taxes were even due! Let me be rude happily (since apparently you are incredibly rude and then deny liking to be that sort of person) YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON. thanks.
Re: ChickyDee – She's a loser and a quitter. Sad one has to abandon public service in order to afford health care. You too will die.
I love the Drop Dead Gorgeous references! lol
And yeah, it's time for Palin to screw off
fuck no…she endorses a cosmetic brand and I'll be sure to never buy it or any brand/product from the parent company, even if that means I have to make my own soap and shampoo at home. Screw that. This bitch is one twisted hag and I cannot stand her or her "religious conservative" bullshit. Too bad a polar bear hasn't ripped her face off yet…that'd be nice!
For a woman whom the Dumbocrats think is a moron she has already presold more books than any other writer ever has, is number 1 on Amazon and Barnes and Noble, and the book doesn't even have a cover yet! She has more brains in her little toe than Pelosi, Reid, Messiah Dumbama and "I Hate America' Michelle Worst Dressed First Lady Dumbama.
Re: adamstevens123 – Go ahead - tell me - "Weapons of Mass Destruction" - that was the reason given by sock-puppet Dubya and cronies for going against the United Nations (181 to 2 was the vote), going against our OWN rules for engagement for war, etc., etc., etc.
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Who made money from this war — think about it — Cheney's company Haliburton got an unprecedented contract - never was offered for bids — with NO CEILING - spend as much as you want.
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Only 3 companies in the world can put out oil well fires. Which one got the contract for the country we attacked that just so conveniently had oil wells? The Bush family and others.
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Marvin Bush - (the one you never hear about) - his company was in charge of security for Iraq.
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This fake WAR was all in the name of making billions for Bush Family and cronies. Period. They couldn't give a rat's ass if young Americans DIED — all in the name of money for them.
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And please, I know you are too smart to think this war had anything to do with 9/11. I know you realize Osama Bin Laden is different than Sadam Hussein, whom we put into power.
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Again - the deal was WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION, remember? All we found were vaccuum cleaners.
Lipstick on an actual pitbull would be much more attractive.
I hope she comes out with a clit cream.
Fucking idiots. This isn't even true.
Re: Hate Low Class People – Yes, the Jerry Springer show has been popular for years.
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I totally agree - there are many uneducated, redneck, hate-spewing whack-job Americans. Its a shame, but its true.
WHORE!!! she can always just start working the corner if she needs money that bad. dumb slut!!
Re: adamstevens123 – No, your mistaken. I never said a word nor followed Sarah Palin re taxes. Nor would I have ever said she would get arrested - so you're a liar.
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Re: Hate Low Class People – #86 what's your point? that republiKUNTS are dumb as rocks…since they are buying a book without having a clue what it's about just because some neocon quitter whorebag is writing it? we already know how dumb you sheep are…so again, what's your point?
Re: b a t k i s s – had to throw in that amazeballs word of faboosh huh?
I swear, if this whore get's signed up to endorse CoverGirl, I am TOTALLY done buying any of their products. I dont give a shit if its a lipgloss the bitch needs to fall off that Mountain REALLY soon.
Re: Puffin – Lol, to #94 that is exactly what SHE is, a whore. She has told me that before, a RICH WHORE.
Palin's book will be on the fiction side, right?
If she ever becomes president I'll leave the USA. She's not just stupid, she's dangerous.
I would never buy any products from any company that pays her to endorse products for them.
Re: LULU~* – No, it will be in the children's section