No! Miley, Stay Away From Her!
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Miley Cyrus > Twitter
Someone get Billy Ray Cyrus on the line and alert him that his daughter, Miley Cyrus, has just received an invitation from the DEVIL!
On her Twitter this past Wednesday afternoon, Lindsay Lohan offered sweet, lil' Miles an apple from the forbidden tree - an invite to hang out together! She tweeted:
"@mileycyrus will you be in Paris this week? would you like to come to the Emanuel Ungaro show for the new collection i've designed love? xo*"
Miley, please, listen to us. Do not, under any circumstances, spend time with this person. She was you a mere 4-5 years ago and now, look at her! She can't land a decent movie, her love life is in shambles, and if we may be frank, sometimes her hair looks like someone grabbed some hay and pasted it on her head. Literally, she will suck the innocence right out of you. Just look at her sister!
You don't want your career to go the way of hers. Stay the course. Call up your girl Mandy Jiroux or someone your own age. Avoid her at all costs!!!
We also would like to extend this warning to Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, and Ashley Tisdale, as well as any other future Disney tween starletts in the making.
Sorry, there's no helping you Vanexxxa Hudgens. You should give LiLo a call!
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Funniest post on this site! lol
too true.
This looks all bad. LOL ayebeclear.com
i'm sure her intentions are to see if miley digs chicks. that's what it sounds like to me.
I think you should Listen Miley…… DONT DO ITTTTTT!!!!
She will knock you down!
perez, that was the best post you have ever posted! LOL
HAHAHAHHA - thats fucking hilarious! Stayyy Away Miley! Perez you crack me upp sometimes!
LA LOHAN > MILEY CYRUS.
I nearly swallowed my piece of candy whole when I read your last sentence to that… lmao. Poor Vanessa.
No, not really.
I can't really see Lindsay and Miley hanging out though. Weird friendship that would be.
I do feel bad for Lindsay though. She sounds incredibly lonely, and I know how that goes.
wow… just wow
Stop messing with our entertainment. TV shows suck nowadays. Almost all movies are crap. Idiots being idiots for the paps is pure fun.
omg this is so old it has mould on it….
get a grip and put up or shut up.
people read her tweet a week ago
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA so very very very true.
DONT DO IT MILEY!
perez is bipolar again!
he's hearting miley. after the last time he said slutty
Haha, the innocence part's a little late for Miley, HOWEVER, Lindsay COULD get her fucked up on drugs too which would just be the icing on the cake. If this grl wants any futuuld stay far far FAR away from laloca!
"Sweet, lil' Miles". Oh, wtf ever, Perez.
I really try hard to ignore perez, even though this is his page, but sometimes it's so hard to. I really, really dislike him.
this makes me like lilo more!!!!
LMFAO –>"Sorry, there's no helping you Vanexxxa Hudgens. You should give LiLo a call!" Nice Perez!
I was dead at the last comment LOL
Harsh lol
Um… LiLo DESIGNED the new collection for Ungaro???? I don't think so.
Not a great idea.
Oh Perez! Today's been an overall mediocre day for you.
hahahahah, oh perez. good call on vanexxxa hudgens! they'd be perfect for each other.
Don't worry…sick in bed @ home. Missing first concert ever.
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BTW Barby, please go back to school already. At least a spelling course.
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"starletts" —– WTF?
do it do it, i want to see the trainwreck happen.
lindsey and miley would equal the devil and her new prodigey.
perez.. i know lindsays a mess but that post was beyond beyond rude.. you don't know that miley is even going to paris!! hello, she may be sick but she's in the middle of a freaking tour right now IN THE UNITED STATES!! i highly doubt that she would have time to fly to Paris , go to fashion shows, and then come back. tour dates aren't that spread out even if someones sick. and perez stop acting like your miley's biggest fan..she's probably high on your list of people you love making fun of and trashing..stop acting like your supportive of miley when clearly you're not…you're probably the reason why people think she is a bad person! you're not fooling me defending her from lindsay!
I cast you out, unclean spirit, along with every Satanic power of the enemy, every spectre from hell, and all your fell companions; in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ. Begone and stay far from this creature of God. For it is He who commands you, He who flung you headlong from the heights of heaven into the depths of hell. It is He who commands you, He who once stilled the sea and the wind and the storm. Hearken, therefore, and tremble in fear, Satan, you enemy of the faith, you foe of the human race, you begetter of death, you robber of life, you corrupter of justice, you root of all evil and vice; seducer of men, betrayer of the nations, instigator of envy, font of avarice, fomentor of discord, author of pain and sorrow. Why, then, do you stand and resist, knowing as you must that Christ the Lord brings your plans to nothing? Fear Him, who in Isaac was offered in sacrifice, in Joseph sold into bondage, slain as the paschal lamb, crucified as man, yet triumphed over the powers of hell. Begone, then, in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit. Give place to the Holy Spirit by this sign of the holy cross of our Lord Jesus Christ, who lives and reigns with the Father and the Holy Spirit, God, forever and ever.
lolololol! I just had the biggest laugh of the day…actually my only laugh of the day. "Grabbed some hay and posted it on her head"!!!
So funny!
Mario, about time you start writing the stories on your own site again, keep it up.
Are you kidding?
Miley could teach Lindsay and her kitty a thing or two.
They are both so nasty.
hahaha definitely one of the best posts i've ever read on your site.. that last line is killer
and after i read this i had to make an account
this is why i love this site lol good shit
well played, Perez
XD
I'm with Perez on this one - TOTALLY.
Do you know what's in vaccines? Google it before you do something as stupid as getting a shot.
and if we may be frank…you suck hard
"sweet, lil' Miles"
pshh yea right and mandy jiroux is NOT her age shes older.
who cares about miley anyways she sucks at singing…literally.
Wait… isnt Ungaro's those uber-dumb soccer shorts from the '90s? You know, the ones that were made out of the left over fabric from ye ol' hammer pants?
I guess it's good Linds got a job… but it was only a matter of time that Miley crossed over into lohan turf.
Why are you trying to warn Billy Ray Cyrus about anything? This is the man that lets his nine year old daughter dance on stripper poles. Miley is already a mess in the making. It's just a matter of time.
Lol, Vanessa should give Lindsay a call, I'm sure they would be great friends.
that was a hilarious ending perez i love it.
LMAO perez this is the funniest thing i've read. lOVEYOU
She's trying to make Samantha Ronson jealous sounds like
lmaaao! lindsay wants to hang with miley? yeaah right. smells likes someones JEALOUS!
WTF??!!! Why is Lindsay trying to ruin other peoples lives??? First her poor sister and now Miley Cyrus??? Lindsay just because you're a fuck up, that DOES NOT mean you should try to leads others down the path of self destruction!!!! Gosh, misery needs company.
Miley, run!!
ooh lilo looks awfo in that pics
What has Vanessa Hudgens ever done to you? Nothing. You hate her because she GOT Zac Efron and you NEVER will. NEVER WILL. You will go to your grave without ever getting him.
And really, don't use the excuse that she took some nude pics. How many other girls have done that and you don't hate them. You need to act your age. Vanessa is not doing drugs, smoking, switching boyfriends weekly (same guy for FOUR YEARS), stumbling out of clubs drunk, parking all night. I think you hate her because she is a good girl.
And the only reason you half-way like Ashley Tisdale is cause she kisses your phony ass.
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah miley's so innocent. i sure hope lilo don't corrupt her (sarcasm off)
best post everrr!
man miley is just as nasty as la loca ..shes just starting, i know she aint no virgin fo sho…so shut it tortes, no one is putting a gun to her head shes old enough to know better
Miley is very sick at the moment PLUS she's on tour in America, I doubt she'll be going, she hasn't even replied to her.
But that was probably one of the funniest things you've ever said, I actually agree with you on something.
Thaks, for NOT being mean to Miley for once & for warning Ashley Tisdale to stay away too! XD lol!!
Honestly, I don't know who's worse.
MILEY DON'T LISTEN TO PEREZ, GIVE LINDSAY A CALL SINCE WE ALL KNOW UR A FUCKING WHORE ANYWAYS. SHE CAN LEAD U DOWN THE TRAINRECK LIFE,THEN PARENTS AND KIDS CAN STOP LOOKING UP TO YOU, AND YOU'LL BE FINALLY KICKED OUT OF HOLLYWOOD BECOMING A HASBEEN. PLEASE CALL LINSDAY MILEY SO THAT I DON'T HAVE TO FUCKING SEE YOUR FACE OR HEAR ABOUT YOU AGAIN.
Whatev let the dumb bitches do wha tthey do…..warning r not they will continue the saga of ruining their lifes with drugs n fame. Just chillax and watch the show
Sounds like they have already hanged out.. Mileys looks bad with a nose ring!!!
nice try, perez, but i think it's too late.
"sweet, lil' Miles" - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHA. yeah. right.
hahaha lol she can go hangout with her for all i care……they'll probably do some drugs together
LOL LOL LOL great post Perez. Hope Miley heeds your advice!
Umm, Ashley Tisdale is actually a year older than Lindsay Lohan. They share the same birthday. Ashley was born on July 2, 1985, while Lindsay was born on July 2, 1986.
Isn't Miley on tour?
wow how fucked up! Love Linsday!
she doesn't need to hang out with lalocalohan in order to lose her innocence…. she's lost it already!!! Both are AWFUL role models
btw, linds, stay away from Taylor Swift. Don't even try to get close to her, we all know that you scr*w up everyone who hangs out with you. Get your life back and stay away from hwood if you want to recover
I think Perez is right. Stay away from trouble you don't want to end up like Britney.
wow, this is the 1st time i agree with you, perez! lol.
WoW!!!!!
I mean really??!??
For someone that dosent like to be judged your fucking SOB!
Your sure quick to judge other people.
God I can't wait till someone beats the shit out of you! *again*
So you can make another video about blah blah blah…
So I can laugh at your fat ass!
Who the hell do you think you are to say half of what you said?
Like I've said before I'm ashamed that your gay. People like you are worse than the scum
At the bottom of my shoe.
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THAT CYRUS SLUT SHOULD HANG OUT WITH LINDSEY SINCE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THE INBRED BITCH WILL BECUM IN 5 YEARS!!!
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what innocence?
Re: ElectraCutieKitty –
No, that's umbro. ungaro is a long surviving, pretty amazing fashion house that's lindsay is going to kill as an "advisor." he'd be rolling over in his grave if he knew.
Miley is supposedly a christian. If she refused to hang out with Lindsay because of her reputation, that would say just as much about her values as the alternative. Although I don't agree with Lindsay's choices (and often get annoyed by her) it's still her life.
Everyone has problems and messes up. Some people just hide it better than others.
Yall hit that nail on the head! Now if Miley will listen…..
No, they should hang out. I wanna see how disastrous this can get!!
hahhahahah this is A+ Perez, nice work.
ROFL
"she will suck the innocence right out of you"
What about all those times you would call her a slutty whore??
Hmmm???
Fucking hypocrite….
Didnt seem like she was all that "innocent" to you did she mario ?
Fucking sellout
LMFAO!!!!
CYRUS SHOULD BE SO lucky.
I never thought I'd say this but I agree with Perez.
mandy jiroux isnt any better. shes a slut too. and ive met her. shes a snobby bitch. she needs a friend her own age. shes just using miley.
how surprising that you're actually concerned for her?! i thought you hated this kid?
LOL at the vanessa hudgens line LOL ITS SO TRUE
LMAO!
What innocence is Lindsay going to take? Miley is way far from being innocent.
Perez, I really don't understand your problem with Vanessa Hudgens. Anyone saying that this is her path has absolutely no idea about what Vanessa is doing in her career. Vanessa Hudgens does not party or do any of those Hollywood things. Her movie Bandslam was critically acclaimed and she received a lot of her praise for her performance. She has a movie with Neil Patrick Harris, Mary Kate Olsen and Alex Pettyfer called Beastly coming out next year. And she is currently filming Zach Snyder's movie Sucker Punch. She has also remained in the same relationship for four years. This is not the resume of a dying star. Dating someone is not an excuse to be hated on. Anybody who thinks your comment is funny is sad.
ha ha ha lol linsane lohan leave the disney crowd ALONE they are good people
lmfao! perez has a point, lindsay's hair/body/face/voice are fucking nasty buuuut…come on! i would never compare slutty to hohan…i mean, hello, mean girls, freaky friday, fuck even the parent trap is more credit and i hate to say it but definitely exhibits more TALENT than ANYTHING miley has ever done…umm hannah montana? thats it? thats why miley's so famous? hey, cyrus…go to the show! hit the slopes and the rock and while you're at it, take more blow j photos and just keep singing in your manly twangy raspy country bullshit drawl cuz you'll need it where you're going…(aka no where cuz i dont know of anywhere that people listen to your music other than from in their car seats) you're done girl! oh and ps, when the fuck are you gonna take that goddamn retainer out of your mouth?
ps everyone sticking up for vanessa is my new bff! shes amazing, gorgeous, people mag's best dresses hippie chic chick, and actually talented! and her career didnt debut with high school musical like ashley's and zac's…love you V.A.H.!!!
AGREE.
..I think.
wow amazing post
Lindsay's hot.
Lol this just made my lol for some reason.
LMFAO!!! at the V.H sentence - even though I do like her.
Perez, I love how for once you're caring about Miley!!
Miley, listen to him! DO NOT DO IT.
Re: perez is a fat hypocrite pig – Thank you. What an about face, er, two faced for Mario!! any other time it would be Slutty Cyrus. Now it's Innocent Cyrus??? Complete hypocrite.
sometimes your funny, sometimes you overdo it and become a dick
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Excellent!!!
I totally agree with you!!!!
"she will suck the innocence right out of you." lol. it's a little too late for that.
ITS TIME FOR THAT COME BACK NOW LINS. HELLO?? LINDSAY????? I SUPPORTED YOU IN YOUR BEEF WITH HILLARY DUFF, YOU CANT LET THAT HO BE BETTER THAN YOU. YOU GOT AARON CARTER REMEMBER??? COME OOOOOON! ='(
lol ! fun post . yeah Miley stay away from Lindsay ! Lindsay will knock you down ! Lindsay can advice badly to Miley ! Lindsay is a totally mess ! she is on drugs , she is an alcoholic , she is always hanging out , and even Lindsay doesn·t work well i think so , her love life is a "girl" and Samantha doesn·t make Lindsay Lohan happy .. Lindsay is suffering a lot from Samantha …. but i like Lindsay ! she is a talented girl , she·s a good actress , she·s charismatic , and she used to be very beautiful . she needs help well she is a human being , we make mistakes all the time ! she can get over this , if Lindsay is smart she will . she should focus on her Hollywood career .