No! Miley, Stay Away From Her!

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Someone get Billy Ray Cyrus on the line and alert him that his daughter, Miley Cyrus, has just received an invitation from the DEVIL!

On her Twitter this past Wednesday afternoon, Lindsay Lohan offered sweet, lil' Miles an apple from the forbidden tree - an invite to hang out together! She tweeted:

"@mileycyrus will you be in Paris this week? would you like to come to the Emanuel Ungaro show for the new collection i've designed love? xo*"

Miley, please, listen to us. Do not, under any circumstances, spend time with this person. She was you a mere 4-5 years ago and now, look at her! She can't land a decent movie, her love life is in shambles, and if we may be frank, sometimes her hair looks like someone grabbed some hay and pasted it on her head. Literally, she will suck the innocence right out of you. Just look at her sister!

You don't want your career to go the way of hers. Stay the course. Call up your girl Mandy Jiroux or someone your own age. Avoid her at all costs!!!

We also would like to extend this warning to Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, and Ashley Tisdale, as well as any other future Disney tween starletts in the making.

Sorry, there's no helping you Vanexxxa Hudgens. You should give LiLo a call!

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    Posted: Oct 1, 2009 at 8:00 pm / Email this  »

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    1. 101

      Good one! But Miley is on her own path to self-destruction (i.e. the stripper pole and the grinding move on that video that was posted a few days ago) without the help from Lindsey.



    2. 102

      LOLhan is the new Dana Plato. She will be dead soon and we won't have to deal with her ridiculous antics anymore. Hopefully her sister and mother will disappear soon thereafter. I seriously doubt that A-list Miley would be caught dead with this Z-list piece of human garbage.



    3. 103

      oh i can see a friendship forming already,keep your fingers crossed people!!



    4. 104

      she'll go….

    5. Dr. M says – reply to this


      105

      Re: SuperStar90210
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      Good - but - don't give the devil so much of your time -
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      don't engage with him -
      -
      Just cast him out and be done with it -
      -
      Shalom
      Dr. M
      MM



    6. 106

      HA…I hope Miley goes and gets a Bukaki milkshake…lol



    7. 107

      what perez said, I agree. Miley, stay on course and give us Cancerians a famous gal whose not a crazy cancer, ala Lohan and Courtney Love,

      When Bruce Lee said, "be like water"; be like Lady Di. Be that awesome Cancerian goddess you easily have the power to be. I don't listen to pop, but dayum, you have an incredible voice and a social ease that the world needs. not to mention I can own a purple tent ala Hannah montana (we put fabric over the HM parts, and now it's the pimpin-est rather feminine tent in all of SoCal. hehe!)

      Miley, Lady Di…find out what your causes are, spend a day a month to start and explore what it really means to be a nurturing gal. best wishes~ Orisha



    8. 108

      LOL. especially at the vaxxxa comment :D D



    9. 109

      It's her life, let her do whatever she wants to!



    10. 110

      Bawhahahaahahahaheheheheelolololololololollllll!!!!!!
      OMG thats fantastic….but Miley will have to think for herself..
      she is kinda getting too slutty now, im sure Lohan knows all about the short-booty shorts and the pole dancing..
      lmao! She just wants in on the action!



    11. 111

      . vanessa hudgens is so cool leave her alone . she was with pansy potter from my space at a red carpet event does any one know if pansy potter is single ?



    12. 112

      no body can tell any one not to hang out with peeps it just makes them want to even more .
      seems like miley has people telling her what to do all day .

      Miley if u want to hang with Lindsey do so .

      thats so random u saw PP coz i loved her when she was on stage .
      do u have a picture of her she was the coolest singer from a funk band from the 90s very famous in european underground scene .
      i luckily got to see pansy potter when she and her band toured in paris many years back she was in a disney movies in the 90s and did some acting for mtv and stuff , i would love to see her in a new movie maybe she will make one with vanessa if u saw them together or lindsey would be interesting to see ? im looking for info on her now all i found was her my space page and she didnt put any music up . whats the news on her these days she was like bjork back in the day i would love to see bjork and pansy potter on a tour .



    13. 113

      TRUTHINESS



    14. 114

      Miley just received an invitation frome the devil….. LMFAO,, I almost choked on my 6 inch subway sand. reading that. keep the laughs coming perez…



    15. 115

      FUCK YOU PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      it takes a drug addict to know one.

      you fat METH ADDICT leave lindsay alone. I LOVE U LINDSAY



    16. 116

      STAY AWAY MILEY… PEREZ AND UR DAD HAVE ALL THE WORLD-REASON!!!
      PLEASE,, SHE WANT FUCK U,,, KILL U,, OH MY GOD,,,!!!!
      DON KILL UR SELF!!!
      IF U ARE WHIT LINSAY , U ARE KILLING URSELF!



    17. 117

      Thats funny Perez!
      But in agreement. DONT GO WITH THIS SHE DEVIL! It already cause Miles enough trouble with her 20 year old boyfriend, and hanging out with Britney. Who knows what may happen with Linsay!



    18. 118

      Isn't she already on her way? She certainly is slutty!!



    19. 119

      I'd usually agree with a don't hang with LL post, but this seems pretty innocuous. Just watching the show - NOT hanging out with LiLo after - would be OK. BUT why in the world is Lindsay "designing"? She made leggings before. Big woo - they sell leggings at WalMart. And they were last popular in 1994 or 5, so it's just waaaaaaaay too soon for that trend to even be back. Bleck.



    20. 120

      doesn't it look like Miley has her nose pierced in that pic! Does she?



    21. 121

      Re: Madonna_#1fan_4ever! – Sometimes I think Miles might be getting to be like Brit. I swear everytime I see her I see more Miley's skin.



    22. 122

      itssssss STARTING! xDDD



    23. 123

      And lmfao @ everything you said xD
      But srsly, anybody that has a successful career should stay away from her, even miley. She'll bring you down the toilet with her. She already got taylor momsen :| |

    24. tizz says – reply to this


      124

      Haha ”Sorry, there's no helping you Vanexxxa Hudgens. You should give LiLo a call!”

      Perez I love you



    25. 125

      a part of me wants to laugh a say ha bitch you got what came to you…. but … theres another part of me that kinda feels bad for her i mean she hella screwwed up her life and i just somewhat hope that she gets back to her old self and gains wait and become the somewhat pretty redhead……. somewhat ha



    26. 126

      AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHA WOOOOOW
      MIley Nooo lol



    27. 127

      that's shit is funny and come on perez miley is showing already early signs of the LINDSAY HOHAND SYNDROME THERE IS NO HOPE for THE NEXT FUTURE TRAINWRECK OF AMERICA no hope ….but you were right about something VANEXXXA HOgengs whatever who cares should give lindsay a call



    28. 128

      Re: JulietHudson

      so dont come to this page?



    29. 129

      a few more years miley's gona be the new lindsay.



    30. 130

      No, no! Please go Miley!!!! It's just a sniff of what your life will be like in 5-10 years.



    31. 131

      OMG :)
      Lindsay looks terrible!

    32. ndani says – reply to this


      132

      HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAA



    33. 133

      the funny thing about this is that all these people on here who call celebrities whores. Why is that cause you are one yourself, you want others to join your club? How the hell do you know miley or anyone is a whore, she is a typical 16 year old, actually there are many who do much worst than she does



    34. 134

      "Sorry, there's no helping you VaneXXXa Hudgens." BAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Any girl that would hang out with Lindsey is asking for career suicide!

    35. Manii says – reply to this


      135

      hahahahaha, so true!
      Miley should stay the fuck away from her.



    36. 136

      hahahahahhahah! do it do it!i!i

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