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Prince Harry: The Movie!

Filed under: Yummy Yummy Screw > Royals Royce > Film Flickers

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Where do we buy tickets?!

Director Peter Kosminsky is developing a Prince Harry biopic, titled The Spare. The film will chronicle Harry's life from birth and conclude with the hottie he is today!

The role has not been cast, but Kosminsky plans on filming within a years time - he may even cast an American!

The filmmaker states, "I feel a sense of compassion for the guy. His parents break up in the most spectacularly public way, his mother dies in the most tragic and, again, public way and everything is picked over. He's a man born to no role, the heir and the spare."

WTF?!

If being a seksi privileged man isn't a duty to your country, we don't know what is!

All hail the Queen Ginge!

[Image via WENN.]

36 comments to “Prince Harry: The Movie!”



  1. 1

    SINCE HE'S JAMES HEWITT'S BIOLOGICAL CHILD, THEY NEED TO INCLUDE HIM IN THE FILM, AS WELL. GOD - JUST LOOK AT HIM. HE'S A MINI-JAMES.



  2. 2

    err…what?!



  3. 3

    Oh, and director Kominsky - I don't "feel sorry" for Harry one bit. He has way less pressure to "be good" than William. AND ALL THAT MONEY and Pu$$y.



  4. 4

    All that
    and a castle
    to put it in!
    Oh
    2
    B
    Royally schtooped
    by Ginge's big fat
    Brittish septer.



  5. 5

    no offense to the prince and all but seriously?!?!?!?!? this is unnecessary. yet more proof that Hollywood has run dry of originality. Here's a thought, why don't you have Rupert Grint play prince Harry.



  6. 6

    Rupert Grint? :)



  7. 7

    Why Why Why???



  8. 8

    i'd wear him like a scrunchy.
    umm, hmmmm.



  9. 9

    No thanks…not feeling sorry for a filthy rich "spare" from a monarchy…who gets to do whatever he wants. I still can't believe Charles thinks this is HIS son, Harry looks EXACTLY like James Hewitt…LOL…(& people are talking shyt about Dave Letterman…LMAO)



  10. 10

    its "God Save the Queen" not "all hail the Queen"

    Douche



  11. 11

    Love Prince Harry!! Love him!



  12. 12

    A film? About him? Yes, his background makes him extremley…well…royal, however, what huge significance has he really done? That's big enough make a film about anyway…
    Well, curious to see how this turns out.



  13. 13

    He's fucking adorable



  14. 14

    Howdy Doody slept with Diana!



  15. 15

    Sounds like a good movie.
    I wonder if the director will include Harry's biological link to James Hewitt.
    It's sad, really.



  16. 16

    In this picture, Harry looks just like Prince Charles… right around the eyes and the nose, its definitely his son. I must say, when Harry was younger, he looked a lot like James.



  17. 17

    I'm sorry, but that face is Charles. His maternal uncle has red hair so it isn't like it's not in the genes. Aside from that, even his father commented when he was born that they had an heir and a spare. I think those were even his exact words hence the title. It was rumored that James was his "real" father but that face is most definitely Charles.



  18. 18

    As tempting as it is to think Capt. James Hewitt is Harry's biological dad, he DOES bear a stronger resemblance to Prince Charles, especially with the closer-together eyes and longer, pointier nose and the ears, though Harry's don't stick out as bad as Charles' do. I just think Harry got more of Charles' facial features BUT the red hair from Diana's side of the family while William is more of a combination of both his parents.



  19. 19

    hmm he is pretty cute but maybe they should wait i mean his life only really began inwhich soo much stuff has already happened in his life soo they should just wait till he is a bit older too get the rest of the stuff…… he is soo young and soo much stuff can happen soo they should waitt. love him though cuttie



  20. 20

    its so sad the you can see his royal fuckass dad prince charles in his face,,i love prince hotginge,,,i think cynthia nixons 'husband' should play him LOL



  21. 21

    interesting



  22. 22

    How could you make a film about someone that has done NOTHING??? wtf Ohh yeah he hooked up with those hoe's at the bar a few years ago…



  23. 23

    you know, the problem with too white guys is that we have until their 30's to get them. after that, they all looks like 70 years…



  24. 24

    who woulda known that he would end up being the hot one? lolz



  25. 25

    GLAMOUROUS



  26. 26

    aw love it! that wil be great!



  27. 27

    I always thought Harry was the hotter one.
    People used to like willam , but even before he was prematurely balding I said NOPE!
    I always felt william was too horsey-looking.
    I like the smirky red-head lol



  28. 28

    Harry is my favorite prince. What a right cutie. They should just cast Prince Harry to play himself in this biopic. Nothing less than the real Harry could ever do.



  29. 29

    Prince Andrea Casiraghi of Monaco (Caroline's son) is handsome. Why not give us some photos of him?

    I can't say I understand this ginger's appeal. Nazi costume, public urination, pothead. There's nothing about Harry that impresses me, other than he's well-dressed.



  30. 30

    The really cool thing about this story is how much money is actually BEING spent on keeping Harry and the rest of the "spares" happy and occupied with all the delights that they constantly demand. I have no idea why the British public put up with this nonsense, but I would be ashamed to be contributing to the constant expansion of Princess Beatrice's waistline and Prince Harry's gallavanting about……

    I would want my monarchy to be out collectively saving the world, or something equally as heroic. Like, I don't know what…….

    Anya Blah, blah, blah The Grand Duchess of Blog-Doom



  31. 31

    I'd fuck him…totally fine. His bro is a toad.



  32. 32

    I can't imagine a more boring premise for a movie than chronicling the life of this overprivileged, inbred waste of space and tax-payers money.Why the hell are you Americans so in love with royalty? You couldn't wait to divest yourselves of them a couple of hundred years ago!



  33. 33

    there's a young man in "True Blood" who looks alot like Harry - to all the haters - he may be priviledged and have tons of money and lots of opportunities for a wonderful life - but he doesn't have a mother and i bet there have been times in his life when he would trade all that to have her back again. Where do all these rotten, self-centered, nasty, evil-spewing people live? Take me back to the days when people lived by "if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all"- or at least try and get some of the hatefulness out of your heart. You'll just get uglier and uglier…



  34. 34

    I don;t care who he is id fuck him and Perez also by his comment and markers. The guy is fucking hot. I would pay to suck his cock , Prince or no prince.



  35. 35

    For all the morons on here that think he looks like James Hewit… He actually looks like Earl Spencer - Diana's brother who has red hair the same as their father and sisters…



  36. 36

    check out the kid that was in Stephen King's movie…Hearts in Atlantis and played the kid murdered in Alpha Dog and plays Chekov in the new Star Trek.

    His parents arent red heads…so did his mom fuck one. There is something called genetics that can skip generations dummy.