Don't Tell Anyone! It's A Heavy Cross!
Filed under: Personally Perez > Music Minute
Now, you may know us as someone to GOSSIP, but the "surprise musical guest" tonight we told you about - performing at the last show of our Perez Hilton Presents tour - is gonna leave you standing in the way of control.
They make music for men, women, and everyone! So you should all come!
The fun begins at 7: 00 PM this evening - at The Avalon - when the first act goes on. And our surprise special act goes on…. well, you'll just have to show up and make sure you don't miss it.
Ladyhawke, Julian Perretta, Semi Precious Weapons, Natalie Portman's Shaved Head and…..
It's going to be a magical evening!
Former Late Show Staffer Says Letterman Had Another Affair!!!
In other words, The Gossip will be performing.
Whoop De Doo.
Wow perez how stealthy lol
About as subtle as being hit on the head with a plank of wood. o_O
If it's Sliimy I give it like 10 minutes till 3/4 of the place clears out.
You're the worst promoter I've ever seen. If people expect the same shitty lineup, they're not going to go. If you have someone people actually know, you should tell them in hopes that they'll buy a ticket. LOOOOOOOOSER
Beth Ditto!!!!!
uhhhh i wish i could go i love beth ditto
luv the Gossip! jealous!
the gossip
Wow, I better you made hundreds of hundreds of dollars from this tour Perez.
well, cum-guzzling mario only has two famous friends, and one of them isn't EVEN famous. here's a hint: he wears a dead black poodle on his head, looks AIDS-riddled, looks like he smells, and sticks french fries up his gaping wide gay asshole. give up?!? IT"S SSSSSLLLLIIIIMMMEEE-HEAD!
Did Warner Music make you add Gossip to the lineup to promote their new album and tour?
I was at the show last night in SD and I wasn't familiar with any of the bands, but I thought it was pretty good. Perez was nice too, even though he can't spell. lol. ruined my t-shirt.
Okay, you pretty much gave it away. The special guest is the Gossip. Boring. Still having trouble selling tickets, Perez???
well when you said CONTROL…. it makes me think of KID SISTER? which would be PHENOMENAL!
Oh my goodness! This "surprise musical act" is a real "heavyweight". You're not kidding that it's a heavy cross to bear. I hope the stage doesn't collapse.
"A magical evening" —- what? are you jacked on LSD Perez? That's the only explanation I can think of for you halucinating so vividly and dressing like such a fucking freak lately.
It's probably a no namer just like the rest of the line-up! HA!
how on earth did you manage to get Gossip to play on your shitty tour?
aww i wish i could
Bet it´s THE BLACK EYED PEAS!!!!
:)
hahahaha…
My Perezcious wishes to advise members of the posse currently in California that any strange seismic activity is nothing to worry about; it is just the Perezcious and Beth Ditto dancing simultaneously.
Mika!!!!!!!!
stefanie heinzmann
"Standing in the way of contrrol" is the ting-tings.
i can't wait until no one gives a shit about your site… you're barely the one to even update it anymore and you don't post anything original, you just copy what other sites say then add cum stains… what a great way to represent the gay community…
Beth Ditto/Gossip - heavy is the correct word. Better hit the buffet table before she gets there. The stage is gonna crash just like the rest of your shitfest tour.
Re: Hodge Podge – u just cracked me up.
last show of your tour, thank christ !
It's not a secret anymore. It's the gossip. Why don't you get your friend Gaga to play a show for you, then maybe you will sell more tickets.
So 5 acts, in the middle of LA on a saturday night, and you have having to beg people to buy tickets?
It's going to be a room full of FAIL.
Wow! Your surpirse is another act no one wants to see either. How original.
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!! now im freaking out!
I LOVE BETH DITTO!!!
i cant wait for the show in SF on the 25th.
Re: TracieO – no it's not…
Re: TracieO – WRONG its the gossip, IDIOT
" a magical evening" …u used that phrase to describe Kylie Minogue's show…is not her, is she?
The surprise is you sticking a microphone up your gay a%&hole.
I hope Beth Ditto doesn't confuse any of the concert-goers with hors d'oeuvres and eat quite a few of them.
sliimy or lady gaga or some shit
great, another shitty act added to the lineup *twirls finger*
I'd love it if it WASN'T The Gossip.
Re: jbateman – Don't be so sure. I know for a fact that a lot of these artists have underground fanbases. You know, there are people who listen to music that isn't on popular radio stations, because they don't give a shit if the music they're listening to is "cool".
Perez, you should come to Australia.
My Perezcious would like to advise that Beth Ditto has promised faithfully that under no circumstances will she attempt crowd surfing. The Perezcious values the safety of each and every member of the posse.
OMG.
Clearly most of you are stupid.
It's T-H-E G-O-S-S-I-P.
ok?
It's Jewel
Perez…since your friends with Madonna, Lady Gaga, Britney Spears and Selena Gomez…why aren't there to support your concert ?????
you mean the gossip? You unoriginal FUCKTARD
My Perezcious would also like to advise that in light of Aerosmith's Steven Tyler falling off the stage, protective barricades will be placed around the perimeter of the stage just in case Beth Ditto suddenly has the urge to stampede.
loveee the gossip!!!
Yay!! The Gossip!
….no one cares. I'm tired of hearing about lame ass Sliimy and Gaga!!!
good luck perez! im not being sarcastic, btw
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Beth Ditto by any chance??
glaringly obvious its gossip
mhm….ok im like totally not going!
Heavy Cross - The Gossip song
Standing in the way of control - The Gossip song
Music for men - The Gossip last album name
oh well, I used to love them, but since they are going to participate on your tour, not anymore
You're going to have to try much harder than this, Mario. To date, your tour has been nothing but a bunch of talentless losers. Why should anybody believe that another spare part (added at the last minute) will be any different?
Oh my god I love them. I wish I wasn't all the way in Brooklyn.
yayyy gossip!!!
What most of you are failing to see, is that Perez is JOKING with his less than obvious hints. notice…that is an oxymoron. I know that is a big word for many of you to comprehend, considering you have the mental capacities of a thermos. Go Gossip, Go Beth Ditto, Go Perez…If you don't like Perez, why do you hover so much over your computer on this site? Have you nothing more productive to do? My condolences to the people who have to deal with you a regular basis.
oh such a mystery!
Who cares…
people still wont go
lOL
Stop being so desperate
The only thing "magical" about this failed tour was when Ida Maria pulled a disappearing act. Have they discovered a cure for Empty Seat Syndrome from which Ida Maria was suffering? Thank goodness it ends tonight so that people don't have to hear about it any more. This ridiculous tour must surely be the butt of jokes at places like Pollstar and Billboard - even Ticketmaster must be laughing up their sleeves after all Pumpkinhead's hatred towards them.
Is it… SLIIMY??? Probably… (and you make it sound sooo exciting. False advertising.)
update your page, i don't care about your talentless acts!!
standing in the way of control? wtf?
I heard the Perez Hilton presents tour from outside my balcony and I hate to say it folks but this was the worst idea ever. I am a perez fan, but dude seriously your acts were TERRIBLE. Stick to dissing Jon Gosselin.
thank you captain obvious
From Spin… Two nights later in Boston, things got even worse. The Daily Free Press reported that a mere 250 people turned up at the 2,400-capacity House of Blues venue, and that Maria stormed offstage halfway through her second song. Her guitarist even pleaded with her to finish the set, which, ultimately, was canceled with the Norwegian frontwoman apologizing to the crowd in broken English………. attendance for the tour kick-off at Atlanta, GA's 1,200-person Variety Playhouse was sparse, despite the double-whammy of quality, SPIN-approved headliners Ladyhawke and Ida Maria, both of whom have packed comparable venues in other U.S. cities and rocked thousands at summer festivals.
At Milwaukee - Prices for the Perez Hilton Presents show scheduled for Tuesday at Turner Hall Ballroom have been slashed from $20 to free. There's a little catch. One of the headliners, Ida Maria, will not be appearing. A special guest has been promised, but not announced. The word we received was that Perez is picking up the tab for the show. It didn't say he was buying drinks, though. If you bought a ticket, go to the place of purchase for your refund…. Hilton is also not deterred by the fact that ticket sales for his “Perez Hilton Presents Tour” have been so slow that prices were cut in half in some cities (although not San Diego, where admission to tonight's all-ages show is $31.65 per person). At other tour stops, such as Denver, tickets were given away for free. “That's amazing,” Hilton said, spinning a negative into a positive. “I want as many people as possible (to attend). I'm not going to blame any promoters or agents, but my goal was to have ticket prices be $15. Unfortunately, sometimes things are out of your control, for various reasons.” …..More on Ida……then she sang a good portion of her hit "Oh My God" with her arms crossed and delivered the lyrics with the clipped, passionless delivery of someone who's long said, "Oh my god, not this song again." "I know I'm a drunk, stupid asshole standing on top of the stage," Maria continued, making little sense and few new fans.
Is Beth gonna bring you a dildo to stick up your ass? Ya'll are gonna break the stage.
I love the idea of playing in a reject tour. I would definitely play for Perez. This disaster humanizes Perez and it benefits his character.
Re: imsoregistered – Very good stuff and thanks. As regards the Kansas City show from The Pitch KC Music Blog - "We arrived as bouncy electro-poppers NPSH were bopping around onstage, good-naturedly entertaining a crowd of about 60 people or so. (Well, there were 30 people dancing. The other 30 people at the show were perched in the wings of the Beaumont sipping on Miller Lite…)
Re: mandyjb – Well said! The collectiv IQ on this website is astoundingly low.
PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE go back to gossiping! Please? This site has been sooo pathetic since youve started the (failed) tour. All news has been posted on other sites before here and it is dissapointing at its least. Sorry to burst your bubble but you should stick to what made you. DIRT AND GOSSIP!
all of you guys are fucking assholes. if you dont like the music, dont say shit. why are you even on this website if you hate perez so much?
as for the show, i attended and it was simply amazing. all of the performers were excellent live. and as expected ALOT of people did show up. so suck on that haters.
Re: Aguantalabanana – You forgot his horrible attempt at fashion!! Coco Perez is the worst piece of shit I've ever seen. He is NOT fashionable in any sense of the word and should never critique anyone's outfit.
Re: mandyjb – Thank you, I couldn't have said it better myself, THE GOSSIP RULES YOU INSIGNIFICANT PEONS!
UH HUH COULDN'T EVEN GIVE AWAY SEATS AND NOW BETH DITTOHEAD…OH BOY, I'M GLAD I'M NOT IN L.A.(OH WAIT I FORGOT WHERE I AM ITS "EL LAY")
Re: Cashmere Jay – 30 people inside the Beaumont Club? Wow. I've been there! Born and raised in St. Joe. That's just sad. Though it's equally sad the Beaumont would lower to book it in the first place. Maybe everyone was at the Ren Fest?
If you don't like Perez, why do you hover so much over your computer on this site?
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Perez has become the very thing he hates - we like to point it out because it's hysterical to see this piece of shit who dumped on celebs now rubbing elbows with celebs (granted, zzz-listers but he still gets wood over them) and is a total sell out
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We do what he used to do, laugh at patheticness.
Re: farts happen still – And laugh at failure, famewhoring, god awful clothes… and you are still right. Everything HE used to do here (before his tank sister took over).
Re: farts happen still – preach on and well said
The gossip are nobodies just like evryone else on your tour
TOO BAD YOU HAVE TO GIVE TICKETS AWAY BECAUSE YOUR CONCERT SUCKS ASS!
haha nice description -perez ur the best ^^
yeah,love this band .i'm going to see them in cologne next month :]] so excited
Re: mandyjb – Yes because this website really is a good idea of what these people are really like? Get over yourself you twat.
Re: BigDuke6 – FYI the gossip are on Sony.