Completely Gratuitous
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Posted: October 4, 2009 at 5:47 pm




I love Kylie!! great picture
I really, really do not get why these "stars" have their picture taken with you. I lose a little respect for anyone I see posing with you. But then Kylie is d-list at best.
Where did tou get that tee shirt..,lol!
EVERY GAY MAN'S DREAM HUH
I'm not lying when I say that you are still one of the ugliest people in the spotlight (if you can all it that). Like, I can't think of an uglier "celebrity." Can anyone else? Maybe…umm…Rosie O'Donnell?
Wow she's gorgeous… you're looking really great, Perez! Great job!
xxxxx
LOVE HER! I am seeing her tonight!!
Can you feel my jealousy?! you look good. girl is on FIRE. I
one word for that out outfit "UGLY!"
Kylie and Danni Minogue:
Sisters from down under-
Someone should
feed these girls.
So,
Who's more talented?
Danni's got the X Factor
but
Kylie's got the
goods.
cute… i love kylie
JEALOUS!!!! Damn she looks good. And I must say that you look good Perez, keep on working on that bod!
yikes perez sometimes you can be the luckiest motherfucker ever!!
What a horrible t-shirt you are wearing!
UGH! She is just GORGEOUS!!!!!!
lucky bitch
I fucking love you, Perez.
Oh goodness, Pumpkinhead - your chin. Looks just like an Idaho potato. What happened? Is that gout?
i love her. seeing her in Toronto on Oct 9th. soo excited !
Perez your so lucky.
I made this account to tell you that you are a tool. Get a real job, seriously.
CUTE CUTE CUTE….Kylie of course…
Perez, hey let's go get Lipo. Oh wait I don't need it…
Looks like someone needs to hit the gym…your starting to look a bit
thick all around.
Bloody hell, she is the best looking 40 year old ever. Girl is stunning!
I am so jealous!!!!
you seriously need a stylist which is why i will never agree with anything you think is cool~ because you are so NOT! I dont hear you talking about your fudgepacking cocoperez site anymore, why? EPIC FAIL just like your tour~
god i love your t-shirt
Shit talking on the internet gets you back stage. God Bless America.
PEREZ, WHY DON'T YOU POST ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR TOUR? LOVE HOW YOU POST THE POSITIVE REVIEWS, YET DON'T POST ABOUT HOW YOUR TICKETS WERE GIVEN AWAY FOR *FREE* BECAUSE THEY WERE DOING SO BAD. FAILED BOOK, FAILED CLOTHING LINE, FAILED TOUR … WHAT'S NEXT??
DRUNK, DRUNK, DRUNK Perez!
Re: NowHateThisSite – I fucking agree, he LITERALLY looks the fucking Grinch.
Wow perez. You look good. You lost so much weight and are actually cute and dateable. You are one sexy guy. I think you may have a chance with Lance now.
The dingo seems to enjoy the view
Better The Devil You Know…
Dam I love Kylie, but why o why did you have to be in it.
she is truly beautiful…
Hot Hot Hot! Great picture
Looking fab. as always
looking good
Kylie is perfect and Perez is standing next to her with a dumb shirt, what's worng with this picture?
fuck ur going bald, that hair line is really receding. call Bosley pig vomit. pronto!
u look like a dinosaur
looking goodRe: Senshi –
haha
Re: piggsie – that shirt is not lol, it is totally FUCKED UP
I'm going to her concert Wednesday night
joto feo, horrible, descarado, qualiquiera, pendejo, estupido, presumido, idiota. come mierda hijo de puta. LOL
Botox…
Looks like she just wants to get this over with so she can get away from that big fat head and the smelly pits.
She looks great. Amazing what a lot of hair, makeup, and plastic surgery can do.
Yuck ..you ruin the whole damn picture with your huge fucking head….
Re: YUCK –
HAHA!
You and 2800 other screaming gay men and Kylie Minnie Mouse Screeching Minogue.
.Wow am we supposed to be impressed.? She must be really desperate for US attention to condensed to pose with such z listed idjit as Perez
YOU SO LUCKY!!!!!
GA! GA! rules these days, get rid of the old munchkin, Perez!
i'm not crazy about her music, but she IS adorable. P needs to go back blonde…it looks better, but cute pic.
Kylie looks great. If it were something gratuitous AND worthwhile, Pumpkinhead would not be in the picture UGH. You're starting to look like the elephant man. Why is your chin purple? Did you bang it on the rim of the toilet bowl when you threw up you disgusting foul-mouthed drunk.
I love Kylie
you Perez are what we refer to as a DOUCHBAG!
pretty picture
Re: FrankieLons – I agree, Kylie looks gorgeous as usual. But Pig-ez ended up ruining what could have been a beautiful image -of Kyle by herself of course-
Kylie is adorable, wish I were going to see her on tour.
T-shirts are okay, but with your build, you might try a heavier fabric.
Re: Rickneeds2kno – nice one.
And great picture.
Re: Rickneeds2kno – The same way they feed the FAT yankees?
Looking at Perez makes me laugh, he is fat and ugly and makes fun of ppl for being fat and ugly…. whats up with that?
she looks great and you look awful and trying way too hard to look cute (PS-you're too old to wear shit like that). FAIL. and i still have bad memories of your pictures at the marc jacobs show. you have no business ridiculing how people dress you slob.
Her music is insipid but she sure is adorable.
u lookin cute perez!! love u!!
Great photo! Perez, you also look great and Kylie is gorgeous!
I met her whole band and dance team. They are the nicest bunch of people. I missed Kylie unfortunately. Give her a big hug from us Perez.
She was AWESOME in Vegas…AWESOME! I'd love to see her again in NY but I don't think it'll happen.
that t-shirt is extremely disrespectful and insensitive. Otherwise, cute pic.
She is so beautiful and such a sweetie!!!!
she lookes stunning
Perez, can i just tell you that i love your shirt
oh, what a nice tshirt.
maybe some babies will steal your teddy some day.
THAT SHIRT IS INSULTING!!!
perez you look amazing!!!!
Doesn't a Barf-Bag come mandatory with this/your post. Its gross Perez….I like you but this was totally fucking gross.
You need a thicker material shirt…and that shirt is very offensive….should everyone call you sad and a douche…like you did 50 cent for saying nothing wrong?
Hows the tour?
the record label?
going well?
only a dickhead like you would wear a shirt like that to meet an aussie. Yes we are famous for "a dingo stole my babeeee" but you stereotype us. Do you go to meet gays with a rainbow shirt? Do you meet african americans with Tupac on the shirt? Native Americans with a pic of Pocohontas on the front?
you're a douche and this shirt while it is funny is stupid when you go to meet Kylie Minogue.
You look like Shrek!
Never mind the sad little haters. You're looking great.
Very nice picture.
cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!!
I hate your shirt.
What a piece of plastic that woman is.
Your hair looks like donald trump, by the way.
Perez looks like the "Burger King" without the moustach and crown. Love your giant head…Perez. They could show a drive-in movie on your forehead.
whyyyyyy would anyone let you have your own fashion site? you're taste is so unbelievably tacky and out of date. those stupid message tees went out of style at least 4 or 5 years ago.
She's a hasbeen yo!
I'm going to sue you, Mario Laundromat!!!! I've been PUKING and blasting massive loads of DIARRHEA for the last two hours from looking at your disgusting putrid likeness!!!!!!! You're the most disgusting fat pig faced ogre to ever walk the earth. I swear there is no way you are human!!!!!!!!!!! Stop posting pictures of yourself. You should be loaded into a rocket and shot into outer space where you can't bother anyone ever again!!!!!! PUUUKKKKKEEEE!!!!!!!!!
…. lol love the t-shirt
That shirt you are wearing, NOT COOL!! Do you even know the story behind those words???? Use your head mate and think about what you say!!! Especially when you are wearing it at an Aussie artists concert! Grow up man
Man, your head is SOOOOooo BIG. what happened to you at birth?
mario: there is no way your fat cock-slob mother didn't fuck her father, brother, or both to produce a shit-suck face like yours. die motherfucker.
not only does mario's face look like a shit-storm of the lowest variety, but his HAIRLINE IS RECEEDING TOO!!!!!!!
Love it! You and Kylie look FAB!
Your ugliness, Pumpkinhead, is accentuated by Ms. Minogue's beauty. Your complexion looks akin to a lard omelette and soon your head should be given its own area code. BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEECHHHHH!!!! BLUUUUARGGGHHH!!!
Re: mario_pimple_Dick – Maybe that's it. Has anyone seen his sister full body shot? Are her proportions "off" like his? It's just like an alcoholic— always pointing out when others are drunk—- just like he does forever beating up on Rumer Willis and her facial structure. Total Pot/Black syndrome. Am I the only one that gets this? GEEZ.
Kylie is the best!!!!
It's so sad in this day and age that amazing celebs/performers like Kylie must feel that have to kiss his ass and be nice to him. He is such a moron, he would never understand that. Consider the alternative if they don't kiss his ass…..Jennifer Aniston…Rumer Willis…. whatever other Hate-Flavor-Of-the day he pulls out of his ass…. Fucker.
i give u another year and ur bald perez.. haha, that will be sooooo funny.. hahaha