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Filed under: Zportz > The GosselinsDouchebag Dad Of The Year attends the LA Dodgers game in Los Angeles this weekend.
If I could get into Jon Gosselin's head, in this photo he's probably thinking "_______________."
Posted: October 4, 2009 at 11:00 am
He needs a job, he's worried shitless. He's thinking how many more games can he attend if he's not pulling in any bread?!?
uuugh fuck off
Money, money, money. MONEY!
I think they're diggin' the Elvis getup…
(Hey, Perez…don't you think he should hook up with Jessica Simpson? Wouldn't that be a combo? LOL!!!! )
How much money can I get for sitting on my fat lazy ass at this game?
ass and titties lol
'if i sit here long enough and cheer the right team maybe people may like me' FAIL!
wow, why am i such a horrible husband, father, and person all around. maybe i should have brought my little boys to the game too.
See the lady behind me in the blue shirt?
Yeah, I'm gonna do her.
And the guy next to me.
He'd be thinking "Thank GOD I'm almost free from shrew of a pariah I was married to. On with life!"
im a loser
If I could get into Jon Gosselin's head, in this photo he's probably thinking "Perez Hilton is obsessed with me!!!!!"
Hes probably thinking, "Damn I thought I was at a Dodger game".
Hmmmm… I wonder if that cheerleader likes kids
He's thinking "God I'm so fucking ugly, I wish someone would re-arrange my fugly face"
I wonder if Phil Jackson is single?…
Is this a joke? You're trying to tell us there isn't any other cleb news going on? Their show tanked, their has-beens. What happened to the days when you used to break news?
Jon is thinking "Perez loves me, and I love him too!BTW, I need to learn how to spell "penalty"!!!
I wonder what K-Fed is eating right now… I wish I was with him. I wish they made this shirt in a men's style, I hate wearing Kate's clothes.
He's most likely just staring deep into my amazing rack.
"Gosh i wish i wouldnt have stayed up all night snorting shit off that hooker"
Eat a dick Jon.
You are disgusting.
He's thinking, "Hmmmm, my kids look just like the VA Tech shooter. While I'm here attending this game for the kids, I'm going to head out afterwards to an asian massage parlor and have them rub one out for me while I'm thinking of hot little college girls. I'm doing all of this for the kids".
Watch Jon on The Insider Monday… he's going to face off with Nancy Grace!!! He's a brave dude… he already endured those regular hags on The Insider and did quite well defending himself. This is awesome trash TV!
…HE'S A LAME ASS DOUCHE LIKE PEREZ. PRETTY MUCH THE TRUTH!!
He's thinking " I LOVE me, who do you love?'
I think he would be thinking, "Oh, awesome! Camera! Let's milk this, gotta keep my fame!"
Fuck My Life… Why am I so fat?
i'm going to fuck that lady behind me, after i hire her as my new nanny.
aaw man i fucked that girl last night with no condom..
"KATE TAKE ME BACK!"
"I'm at a DODGER game basketball is over! Come on perez if you gonna talk shit get the info right"
how am i gonna screw kate over this time?
He's thinking: "Wonder where the hot dog guy is."
yuck yuck maybe I can score, too
"does my life make me look like a fat douchebag?"
In this one I am thinking he wants us to leave him the fuck alone…. BUT he is a big douche, so who knows.
He'd be thinkin , i wonder who perez is more obsessed with…me or kaka?
I am a single father…and kate kinda seems like my ex…CRAZY! so why not let them sort it out without your opinion every day on how he so douchey?
He is a bad person for accepting a deal to wear ed hardy.He is a bad person for finding a girlfriend? he is a bad person for going to a lakers game?
WTF?
did your dad and mom get a divorce when you were a kid perez?
if he pisses you off so much then stop blogging about him!
And who are you to say hes a bad father?
do you know the 8 kids?
have you spoken to them?
or are you just making these comments based on your daylate pictures and stories?
go away
Here's my mug so people will read your blog Perez!!!
HOW FUCKING STUPIDS REPORTERS ARE THINKING THAT HE'S A CELEBRITY AND THAT IS WORTH TAKING HIS FUCKING PICTURE, THAT'S WHAT HE'S THINKING.
The guy next to me should really be paying me to sit there…you know I am Jon Gosselin.
At the very least he's got a shot at being a Pro-active spokesperson….
Its the LA DODGERS!
"god i'm ugly"
"Why can't I just get me some money–I mean love, up in here!"
mmmmmm…Hot Dogs!
"I hope my bald spot isn't showing."
Re: xoMona – Ain't that the truth. Another "made up" story, per se. Getting it all wrong again. And seriously. Guy takes in a baseball game and it's proof he's a bad guy? How dare a man take in a sporting event!!!!
"MmM. You've got a perrrtty mouth…"
Mmmmmmm waffles………
can you sell children on eBay?
Re: imsoregistered –
Cant do that…its too straight….only backstage at kaka events for perez!
too manly to hit up a dogers game! to many homophobes there for perez!
Ummmm, that would be the LA Dodgers game, DUMBASS! GO ANGELS!
I'd forget about the kids and the bitch with Kobe's cock in my ass.
definitely a dodgers game, perez.
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That's obviously Dodger Stadium and NOT the Staples Center. Perez, you need to go to more games.
"yay, another camera!"
Everyone leave I have to poop….. NOW!
………" thankgod no one can see me here " …….and wont notice i am not at home with my kids
too bad hes at a Dodger game and not a Laker game
where is the closet ed hardy retailer?????
"I feel pretty, oh so pretty and free"….
I'm sick of seeing this fat fuck's ugly face on tv and on the internet.
He's wondering why a 30 some year old fat gay guy is obsessed with blogging about him.
eeewww lala.. i lUV my hairplugs
These hair plugs are going to get me a LAKER BABYMAMA!!! Woo-Hoo!
"you know you want some of this"
I'd rather not go into his head-too scary a place right now
omg who thge hell is he? he is the uglisest most vial creature i have ever seen in my life eww
I should probably go get that rash checked out
"mmmmmm donuts"
lol….kate should get all his custody rights cancelled and hit his sorry ass for child support….he'd have to kill himself cause theres no way he could pony up for 8 kids….lol…what a spiteful little biotchboy
He's thinking that dumb klutz Pumpkinhead doesn't know the difference between baseball and basketball, but no matter, since I pay his graft he'll run the picture like a good subservient monkey butt-boy.
Dude, he just cleaned out their joint bank account. Leaving only 1000 for Kate.
At least Jon is making the first step in stopping TLC from filming his kids. Kate just wants to continue to make money off them. Who's the real douchebag?
… about a x-large order of super loaded nachos!!!!!
soon i'm going to pull an OJ, have all the money and be famous forever… muwahhhhaaaaa
He's thinking. I drained the household joint account and left Kate only $1000 bucks.I know Kate has to pay for birthday party supplies prepare for the party and all I have to do is show my lazy ass up for it. I have to pay the Heller's, rent is due in apt in Manhattan. I have single guy needs. I have to pay to get women. Kate knows how to stretch $1000 bucks.
He's thinking, hey, wanna give me a cut of this photo's price. He really is unfortunate looking.
FU CK all these assholes who keep shoving a camera in my face and I married the biggest BIT CH on the planet.
Re: slinky – NANCY GRACE??????? Her show deals with CRIME and victims of CRIMES. Nancy does not get into celeb gossip. Jayne Velez Mitchell does. Is it Jayne not Nancy????
Jon is thinking, "Did the paps and the people behind me hear and smell the big fart I just let out?, That Jon Gosselin milkshake gave me GAS."
Do I look as ugly as I feel.
Re: welbanks – LOL!
"hey, so, you free friday night?"
"oh sup photographer. do you wanna fuck after the game?"
"will this picture be on perez hilton? i hope not, cuz i look plain sleazy here"
Re: iamsleepwalking – From radaronline - whom in records, Kate was paying. Yeah, real trustworthy. But gee, not so "secret" as Radar implies then, would it be? Or the fact that to withdraw hundreds of thousands it takes more than an ATM card, but a visit directly to the branch and Jon wasn't in the area? And usually, when an account is in contest, the courts notify the bank to not allow such a large withdraw? Or that without someone telling Radar, given the current privacy laws, there'd be no way to know not only amounts, but what was left? God, some people will believe anything Kate pays to put out…
perez… this was at the dodger game…. puke that he was in the same vicinity as me and my daughter!
Wait a minute….wasn't he the one that was saying HE was always with the kids and Kate was never with them…huh. Just today I have seen pics of him here, leaving the Ivy, at Millions of Milkshakes, fuck….where are the kids you are always with douchebox? I am sure your boys would have LOVED to go to that basketball game with you, but does having the kids with you kind of put a damper on the picking up of hos?
Hi, I'm a douche bag.
F**k me i am famous, really.. i swear…
I wonder if I am going to jail for stealing all of Kate and the kid's money out of our joint bank account?!?!?!?
Re: imsoregistered – PEOPLE.COM ALSO CONFIRMED THE STORY. BIG BANKS ARE NATIONWIDE AND YOU CAN GO TO A BRANCH OF YOUR BIG BANK ANYWHERE AND THEY ACCESS YOUR ACCOUNT.
It is no way in hell that Kate would pay Radaronline. They were the first to interview Aunt Jodi(one with big wooden nose) and Kate's brother, Uncle Kevin. They both sold Kate out. They both have been demanding that TLC controlled Kate and Jon and they need to stop filming. Of course it was all wonderful when wooden nose Aunt Jodi got paid to be on the show.
oh come on we all know jon only acts and reacts and skips the thought process
did I wear a condom with the last tramp I fucked?
"You better give me my $7 for this."