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Douchebag Dad Of The Year attends the LA Dodgers game in Los Angeles this weekend.

If I could get into Jon Gosselin's head, in this photo he's probably thinking "_______________."





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Douchebag Dad Of The Year attends the LA Dodgers game in Los Angeles this weekend.

If I could get into Jon Gosselin's head, in this photo he's probably thinking "_______________."
"I came here to get away from my kids and now I've got this one kicking the back on my seat!"
"Get outta my face! No wait, look at me, look at me! GET OUTTA MY FACE. No, look who I'm sleeping with now!"
Why am I so bloated?
oooooooooo look a camera……*fame* *fame* need morrrreeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
"I am such a creeper"
shit….I forgot to wear ed hardy
just FYI, thats a Dodgers game (baseball). The Lakers haven't started playing yet.
"I'm an ugly half gook."
"Buddy, can you spare a dollar, to help a pimp out?"
"even I'm sick of me"
'I should charge this guy $20 to take my picture'
If I could get into Jon Gosselin's head, in this photo he's probably thinking "When is this camera bozo gonna leave…I need to scratch down there!"
FML
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CITY YOU DIRTY ASSHOLE
he's saying "look at me, I'm all alone
boo woo woo
mmmmmm dodger dog
Oh Hiii.. Paps, (grin and act surprise) you finally spot me!!!.. Take more pictures of me and make me more famous….(..even though I’ve always said I don’t like the spotlight but I just like to say the opposite so people can’t figure me out…) FYI, Kate just got the show, and I just got the cash …**ain’t that sweet**?
i hope i didn't just shart.
i wish i was still on the show so i could get more free hair plugs….gotta look good for the minors…i mean women my age
I am so effing ugly….just look @ my ASS-EYES!
"I have to poop."
"hey, you, look over here…do i have semen dripping from my lips?"
'Just spendin' time w/my kids.' — seems to be what he says when they're never around.
He can't think for himself! Where is his dumb-ass lawyer to think for him? Since Kate's not around him anymore, he needs someone else to act as his brain! No wonder why she always yelled at him and hit him! She was probably so frustrated with his lack of ability to live.. he probably had to be reminded to breath or blink! THE GUYS AN IDIOT!!!!!!
"If I only had a brain" Like the scarecrow from he "Wizard of Oz"
I wonder if Hailey pops zits?
Re: roshanigirl –
Isn't that sad! They would have LOVED to go to that game! And the little girls wouldve probably liked it too! WHY IS IT THAT WE NEVER SEE JON OUT WITH THE KIDS? He is always with Hailey at the park playing on the swingset when it shold be with the kids. And why is it that he wants to apologize to Kate but then he keeps knocking her down? He dares asks the question of why Kate won't talk to him or accept his "I'm sorry"BS??? Because she knows he's a loser!
Re: ShoeWhore – Re: ShoeWhore – Re: ShoeWhore – Re: ShoeWhore – Re: ShoeWhore –
Doesn't he charge for autographs? There's a way for him to make….Oh wait! Maybe that's not such a great idea as he may starve to death waiting for someone to ask him! Who the hell would want the fuckers' autograph? Maybe Kate would…on a check…for lets' say $230,000!!!! Man Up you asshole and be a respectable father and partner! Do you steal candy from babies too? Wow, am I angry?
Re: KCRosie –
Are you on the same planet as the rest of the world? She may be a bitch, but at least she has class, sense and parenting skills! Something he doesn't seem to have. If it wasn't for her, they would have nothing! Jon has always been a loser! When the sextuplets were born, he didn't have a job. Because of their local "fame", Kate was able to beg a politician into getting him a job with the city or state in the "IT" field. She was the one who managed the money, paid the bills, etc… because he is too dumb. He blew it! Maybe she seams like a "shrew" because of what she had to put up with! We all felt so sorry for him…"his evil wife smacks him or emasculates him". Well, now we all see why and what she has had to deal with the past 10-11yrs! OMG!