A Family Affair
Wow!
We know it's your birthday, Asslee, but way to shove it in your poor sister's face that you're happily married and she isn't.
Can't really blame her, we guess. Judging by the look of her, she was already hammered enough to be unable to remember a thing about this birthday bash! Thank goodness there is photographic evidence.
Jessica Simpson came out to Las Vegas to celebrate her younger sister's 25th birthday on Saturday. We're guessing by the fact that she never took off the sunglasses that she might have been a little worse for wear as well. However, we'll concede that she deserves to go on a bender or two after the last birthday she celebrated. (You know, the one when Tony Romo dumped her ass?!)
We don't think either of them touched one of those cupcakes, though.
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Too bad Asslee is a fucking ugly bitch…
sexist pig! if it were two brothers you wouldn´t express pity for the one that was single. and look at them, why would you feel sorry for jessica, she is way hotter then ashlee any day! one is a natural beauty the other one is slowly turning into a plastic freekshow
third wheel much?
I thought he shaved his emo hair off this weekend.
Jessica, push Pete in the Pool!!!!
Ashly is adorable!
i dunno about happily married..
Nick is a nice guy. Everyone can tell that from the Newlywed show. He wouldnt be divorced if Jessica hadn't started f-ing everbody - Bam Margera!!
I pull for Nick
Ashlee Simpson is ugly.
Jessica has a ring on THE finger?!!!
Re: Rachel89 – Why? Because she wants people like you to speculate
She is wearing sunglasses cause the sun is in her eyes!! Give her a break!!
Where's Daisy?
I can't believe I feel this way but I actually feel sorry for poor Jessica. Too bad her dad wasn't there for her. I'm sure you all know what I mean.
Oh come on, give Ash the chance to win from her sis just once in a while!
Ashlee is ugly and she always looks like a cheap bitch.. Urgh!
Re: Harry Balsac – OMG! Harry? I've missed you!!!
Re: Doyoulovesit? – Awe, someone's jealous! LOL!
My sisters and I are always supportive of our achievements - regardess of what is going on in our lives. Is there a reason why they can't be the same?
Let me guess - you are an only child.
hahahah jess goes from being the famous sibling to third wheel hahaha
Re: Amanda Says – hah! Very true!
Hey, Monkey-face, you're an idiot. Uh, did you not notice the hundreds of other people behind Jessica that are wearing sunglasses?! You're a complete moron!
Both Simpson sisters are beautiful!
whats up with Jessies high-waisted bikini bottoms? granny pants anyone?
Re: Harry Balsac – Fake ass bitch. No life huh?
Ashlee isn't shoving anything in jessica's face, perezpuss. They're just celebrating her birthday you asshole.
Re: SWEETPIECE! – No. Just some wannabe loser. I have a few guesses….
Re: SWEETPIECE! - No honey, as soon as she gets a nose job, the sooner I stop commenting about her!
Where did Jessica buy that outfit? The Mrs. Roper Collection? Nice control top bathing suit fatass. She should've just broken out the Mom-Jeans again! Dumb, irrelevant bitches.
Re: _Alice_ – Alice…why so much anger?
oh foo, Jessica probably wanted to be there, not only does she like her sister, it gives her a chance to be on camera. eeek, that dress!
I like Ashley's hat.
I don't think Ashley is rubbing anything in anyone's face….if Jessica had a birthday would you say she was taunting her sister for not being single and free and untethered to brat?
Re: Harry Balsac – Because it's rude. It wasn't hard to figure out Jig. I thought you were cool.
Re: _Alice_ – I agree…Jigsaw is a loser asshole
Re: _Alice_ – 28 Oh, disappointed! Good to see you lovely!
Re: Doyoulovesit? – 29 I hope she never does! I hate when women fuck with their noses. Gives them character and individuality! Oh course, if she had a schnoz like Jimmy Durante, well then, get rid of that hose!
Re: HOLE – Mr Hole, why is your profile the same as Harry…aka, Jigsaw???
days are #erd pete is leaving ass. jessica has really bad breath.
Re: _Alice_ – You did not realize That I am Jigsaw and Hole? and harry…
Re: HOLE – Jig, click on your profile. It lists your previous comments as Harry. Change your profile. LOL, and I thought you were computer savvy?!
Re: HOLE – Yawn. I caught you, now you have to make silly excuses. Oh well. Anyway, gotta run. Take care;)
Jessica simpson has nothing to be jealous of: ashley is only 25 and already tied down AND to a loser who can't seem to shake his adolescence…. Jessica is hot, single and ready to mingle - as it should be! I hope she's royally wasted and having a blast.
Re: _Alice_ – What a dumb fuck! PMSL
Re: xSaimex – STFU with that already
Ashley and Pete aren't happily married and look at the photo. Do you really need to feel sorry for Jessica? She's so damn pretty.
poor jessica. how horrible. first her dog gobbled up, now THIS.
Jessica looks really pretty in this pic
Yeah pete did shave his head. he shaved it yesterday at the concert at Madison Square Garden. it was awesome
i really do not like jessica but she looks great here
Ugh how D List!!??!! I was in Kenya and Tanzania on holiday and Jessica Simpson and her D-list entourage was on my flight from Nairobi back to London last Monday night! Her ultra gay hairdresser tried WITHOUT success to get her and her friend onto the flight before us mere 'mortal' passenger got on but the folks in Kenya have no clue who she is. Me and other Americans passenger chuckled uncontrollably as the airline attendent at the ticket desk told her hairdresser that 'there was a LINE and they needed to get in it for service!!' What a loser!!
Look! It's Dumb, Stupid and the Douchebag!
Jess looks very pretty in these photos. Famewhore sister looks like an idoit!
WTF is Jessica wearing???
What, she's not allowed to kiss her husband because her sister is right there? She's showing affection. There's a difference betwen that and taunting.
On another note, Ashlee doesn't look drunk. She looks like she's happy and having a good time.
that's not very sensitive of them w/j right next to them
Re: oliviag519 – Does everyone have to be gorgeous?? Are you??
This sickens me. All of them are attention whores.
Jessica looks retarded in those sunglasses.
Jessica got all the pretty genes. Sorry Ash
Even surgery can't make up for it.
jessica is NOT a third wheel. i'm sure joe simpson probably couldn't make it to the party…ohhhhh SNAP!
Someone needs to call Jessica and tell her that we found her dog in some coyote poop
ouch, what a show-off. the tide can turn on her anytime, you know. anytime!
There's no reason that Ashlee shouldn't be able to kiss her husband! So what if Jessica isn't married….she was, and it ended, and did we care that Ashlee might have problems with that marriage??? Jessica has been grieving the loss of her precious puppy, and all you can find to make it sound like she gives a damn if her sister is married and she's not??? Please!!!!
ha ha ha ha, poor fat ugly big nosed fish lipped jessica, got dumped on her birthday by that tony romo football player guy, that is funny, i did not know that. I hope he has a new girlfriend by now and i hope she is young, preety, skinny and gorgeous, and i hope this dumb stupid non-talented useless has been fuck up that is jessica simpson hears about it and cries her botoxed eyes & face all day. .
Ashlee can't enjoy her birthday because of Jessica???
Are you nuts Perez????
Perez go out & get laid!!
You are getting ridiculous!!
Happy B-day Ash !! Too bad for Jess, but it is her sister's day ! Why shouldn't Ash be happy??? Jess was married…remember…and she didn't want to be married to the "man of her dreams" (at that time..) !! Sorry, no sympathy for Jess, very "Happy" for & Ash & Pete!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Harry Balsac – Re: HOLE – You an asshole and a loser Dave!Can make it on your own so THIS is what you came up with? Fuckin' douchebag!
Re: _Alice_ – Re: HOLE – Wow that took a lot of genius.. You create 2 profiles.. One Alice, and the other Hole. You converse with yourself over some bullshit you just made up.. Wow.. I think one of PH's employees is out here for PH himself.. Do you honestly think that no one would see that this convo was set up? Stupid ass..