Simon's Birthday Included Some Nekked Fun

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Simon Cowell is celebrating his 50's birthday on Wednesday and the Brit had an early birthday party this weekend in England.

And from what we've heard, it was a lot of racy fun with a sort of Moulin Rogue theme to it.

One act included a performer dressed as a woman's privates who went on stage and pretended to use several sex toys. Inneresting.

We can only image what his 82-year-old mother, Julie, thought of the whole thing!

Simon's publicist and friend, Max Clifford, revealed: “It was a brilliant party, some parts of it had an outrageously camp theme. The funniest thing was seeing Simon trying to explain it to his mum, who was there with a priest and some of her friends from church. She asked what it was and he told her it was a sideways mouth and a toothbrush but it was very suggestive and it was very clear what it was supposed to be"

Another show included an almost fully naked woman doing a reverse strip, where she went on stage and dressed herself.

In attendance were many of Simon's friends, including several of his ex's such as Terri Seymour, and celebs like Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell, Piers Morgan, Dannii Minogue, Cheryl Cole, Randy Jackson, Ryan Seacrest and others.

The party ended around 5 in the morning with a naked guy staggering to a car and being driven away.

Simon Cowell + Ryan Seacrest + A Naked Man = Three Happy Men.

Good times!

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Oct 5, 2009 at 7:30 pm / Email this  »

    49 comments to “Simon's Birthday Included Some Nekked Fun”



    1. 1

      I'd hit it



    2. 2

      And, of course, the excitable Hilton drew loud shrieks from his core demographic of young women packed into the front rows each time he took the stage to introduce the next act. “I have this little gossip site, but music is really my passion,” he said at one point. “This is a dream of mine.”

      Whether the dream will yield a second tour is questionable. The trek drew modest crowds, and tickets for some of the all-ages gigs were given away. Tickets for the Hollywood show could be bought at the window for $25, down from the advertised day-of-sale rate of $31. Norwegian singer Ida Maria, one of the headliners, dropped out after a week claiming “total exhaustion.”

      It also passed under the radar of the music industry, whose denizens are neither enamored of Hilton’s day job nor thrilled that he landed his own label at Warner Music Group. Hilton was aware that his stamp of approval could backfire on the artists, telling the Seattle Weekly that “if you love Ladyhawke, you shouldn’t let your dislike for me get in the way from coming to the show. Just get over it. It’s not about me.”

      On the other hand, the promoters did seem to keep costs down, judging by the fact that many of the artists set up their own equipment. Ladyhawke (a.k.a. Pip Brown) recounted that she had driven 8,000 miles in a van with both her bandmates and with Semi Precious Weapons. . - Reuters
      .
      Sorry Mario…Why didn't sis post a link to this REPUTABLE site???



    3. 3

      eww!



    4. 4

      HAHAHAHAHA!!!! This is too fucked up to even think about it. There's got to be more scandals like this.



    5. 5

      wtf is up with the naked guy? lol



    6. 6

      LMAOOO BEST PARTY EVERRRRR!!!!



    7. 7


    8. 8

      ewww i hope there is a towel on that seat…. WTF!!! everything is just so wrong about this picture



    9. 9

      Rogue? Moulin ROUGE!!!
      .
      Once again, you never check your spelling and look like the dumbass you are.



    10. 10

      wth is there a naked guy there for? its so random



    11. 11

      Yat all weekend. ym ms bg. aystwci



    12. 12

      ewwwww gross..the naked guy is fugly



    13. 13

      Re: Miley Cyrus…The Princess of All Media – Nice find. Love the link to this article from fyimusic dot ca: "Perez Hilton Tour Flops"



    14. 14

      WTF?



    15. 15

      A reverse strip?
      Naked dude w/ exposed pubes?
      Too many weird things goin' on here…



    16. 16

      i swear that i will be unable to sleep tonight. this guy is THAT ugly *barf*



    17. 17

      ew that last picture made me almost throw up



    18. 18

      What, Katie Price wasn't invited? No Kerry Katonah or Pete Doherty?
      Is Simon too GOOD to hang out with Anglo chavs?



    19. 19

      When Simon can't get enough from Ryan, he turns to the mexican guy who cooks tacos right on the corner



    20. 20

      Well, that was unexpected!
      No, thanks.



    21. 21

      Oh girl.



    22. 22

      Snore.



    23. 23

      i just want to understand…
      or get an invitation for next year.



    24. 24

      Re: Miley Cyrus…The Princess of All Media – Good job by you and thanks.



    25. 25

      wtf



    26. 26

      Sucks to be that guy! Haha, what an idiot!



    27. 27

      As Ugly Naked White Fleshy dons a wedding ring he's dirtying the leather seats with his big shitty ass in a feeble attempt to stop the camera person
      L O S E R



    28. 28

      and someone get him a diaper!



    29. 29

      i think the last guy is saying "Seacrest - out"



    30. 30

      the naked guy was sucking ryan seacrest's balls



    31. 31

      Moulin Rogue?



    32. 32

      Ew to the gross naked guy! Why is he naked?!



    33. 33

      LOOOL naked dude



    34. 34

      Is everyone in hollywood an immoral pervert? So disgusting!



    35. 35

      Re: sonjawisher – Lol thats funny.



    36. 36

      LOL love the naked dude sooo random wish i was there



    37. 37

      Nouveau rich, with no class at all. Being all ostentatious. Blegh

      Common sa much———— and right up Perez street no doubt.



    38. 38

      who the heck would have a relationship with any of those losers
      whos the fatty with the tele tubby belly, ive noticed it's sporting a wedding band
      women these days settle for such losers!



    39. 39

      RE: the naked hairy fat guy: I think I just burned my retinas!!



    40. 40

      perez simon is NOT gay! he said if i was gay i would've already admiited it. i believe him bcz he's so open. he's very metrosexual. just like david beckham.
      mmmmm. like me some simon. he's looking good. and all that $$$$$.



    41. 41

      Randy Jackson has lost weight. That suit is fantastic on him. Somebody's wife and children are not going to be happy that daddy forgot to dress himself before he went outside. And then got his picture on Perez.



    42. 42

      LMAO @ SIDE WAYS MOUTH.



    43. 43

      ??????????????????????????????????



    44. 44

      The naked guy looks like Jon Gosselin. Seriously nasty.



    45. 45

      if the naked guy was what the guests look like, I'd stay home.



    46. 46

      Seriously that was almost a full money shot there. C'mon Perez if we're goig to see naked men on here can you at least make sure they're hot. Lol.



    47. 47

      Re: Megan Fox Before Nose and Lip Surgery – he likes a bit of both! (yes really)



    48. 48

      whos the naked dude?

      weird..



    49. 49

      I FIGURED SEACREST LIKED COCK…BUT YOU SIMON?????