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Apologizing For Being A Pig Gets Big Ratings!

Filed under: David Letterman

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Though David Letterman can't say the same for his life, his show is doing very well!

The ratings for last night's showing of The Late Show, in which he apologized to his staff, his wife, and the world for being sleazy, grabbed him the top spot of the night, beating out Dateline and The Tonight Show.

The Late Show got itself a whooping 4.2 million viewers in household ratings.

So take note other late night talk show hosts: You want good ratings? Break out the scandal!

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40 comments to “Apologizing For Being A Pig Gets Big Ratings!”



  1. 1

    first!

    don't shit where you eat letterman!!1!



  2. 2

    I'am not sure why you think that DL is a pig. He fucked willing young women. I don't know how they do it in the gay world, but that is what he is supposed to do. At least he didn't do it after he was married.



  3. 3

    love dave



  4. 4

    Blackmail is a crime!!!!!!!



  5. 5

    wtf? sex between two adults? bfd!!!! enough already, no harm done except to his wife (who was a girl friend at the time)



  6. 6

    Kind of like you and your stupid video accusing Will.I.Am of hitting you. More people came to your site to leave comments about how you deserved it… good for you Mario



  7. 7

    "Apologizing For Being A Pig Gets Big Ratings!"
    Maybe you should try it, Gunty.



  8. 8

    it´s called being honest, and marketing too. he was smart for not givin that man money, and tell the truth.



  9. 9

    hahah

  10. buck says – reply to this


    10

    this guy is creepy



  11. 11

    WHY IS HE A PIG JUST BECAUSE HE HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE WHO CONSENTED TO IT?

  12. ap076 says – reply to this


    12

    Quick everybody get your post in before that ugly, repetitive, hag "David Letterman: Staff Fucker" finished her box of wine and gets in here to tweet her nonsense.



  13. 13

    I really dont understand why people care about this so much. big fuckin deal he screwed some girls he worked with. like its some big surprise, shit like that happens all the time….



  14. 14

    I LOVE DL…AT LEAST HE DOESN'T TAKE IT UP THE ASS LIKE YOU!!

  15. kugar says – reply to this


    15

    Two consenting adults is creepy?!! Since when?!! What's creepy to me is you and your love for taking it up the A**



  16. 16

    Perez, why are you calling him a pig? for having sex with willing partners. you jealous cause your not, get rid of that hidious hair do and you might have a chance….



  17. 17

    Holllywood is known for old unattractive men sleeping with women that need them to get a job. The shocking thing is that anybody was surprised that a guy who looks like Letterman would NOT be using his position to get women who worked for him into bed.



  18. 18

    Go Dave ..
    So far, he has handled the situation pretty well.
    It's now between him and his wife.
    And I applaud Dave .. at least he didn't pay hush-money to that blackmailer creep.

  19. ap076 says – reply to this


    19

    Pig is a little strong don't you think, you WeHo bathroom stall, foot tapping/wide stance, blow anything that comes along Pig.

  20. DM201 says – reply to this


    20

    certainly shame on him for being married and doing that, but the only one he has to answer to is his wife. You on the other hand you talentless fat fuck of a useless scab on the ass of society, have no talent, have no morals, have no friends, no one loves you, sure you have 13 year olds take their pics with you or write "perez" in lipstick on their clothing or what have you. But they are just young kids, not knowing any better. Luckily they'll grow up, learn about hard work, honesty and not talking shit about people and calling it a career. I will say this, I think you probably are a decent person.

    And I know things get sensationalized and things always read worse in print, then if they were actual words being spoken person to person. But your disdain for things, your hatred, drawing dicks on people's faces, cum stains, saying nasty things about kids such as Miley (who may be famous, may be a bit older then they should be) are still kids. Everybody wants fame to one degree or another, but you confuse gossip with whatever it is you do. You are nasty and utterly useless on the whole. I'm sure you play it up alot, and it's easy to do when you're getting attacked, sort of a defense mechanism. But this is the sort of thing that will only shorten your already fleeting career.



  21. 21

    Love David Letterman.



  22. 22

    such bs…he shouldn't be getting rewarded for his scumbagness



  23. 23

    If he was married at the time then he is definitely a pig and even worse for making the whole thing so public. How humiliating for the wife.



  24. 24

    pig pig pig douche pig fire him!!!

  25. ap076 says – reply to this


    25

    Oh please get this through your heads, he has stated he was not married at the time, and nobody has come forward to contradict this thus far. Even if he was married at the time, and being in a long term relationship is the equivalent in my mind, we don't know the status of that relationship at that time or even the parameters of that relationship (yes there are open marriages/relationships). His words last night indicate the Ms is angry so he very well may have violated the trust of their relationship. On the topic of his wife, people need to stop commenting on her and calling her a DOORMAT. That is ignorant. If anything she would be the wronged party here. But it is her decision to forgive him or not and if she chooses to forgive him she need not explain her reasons to anyone. They may be as simple as she loves him. Or she wants to work at the marriage with Dave for the sake of her son.



  26. 26

    There's only one pig out there in mainstream media and that's you. He had sex. Happens every day. It's a part of life. Get over it.



  27. 27

    Why is he a pig? He wasn't married and didn't have a kid when he was having the affairs. If his wife forgives him, then so should everyone else.



  28. 28

    never watched Letterman now and still don't - really, who does?



  29. 29

    Actually, he didn't apologize. Listen to him again. Steve Martin even reiterated it on the View this morning. He said he hurt his wife and he had his work cut out for him, that's it. I'm sure he kept his apologizing where it belonged…to her in the privacy of their home.



  30. 30

    Re: ap076 – LOL! So true!



  31. 31

    Re: Devil_In_DoubleDs – "never watched Letterman now and still don't - really, who does?"

    Apparently 4.2 million people?



  32. 32

    Leave him alone.



  33. 33

    HMMM I WISH YOU COULD GROW A VAGINA AND APOLOGIZE FOR BEING SUCH A PIG PUDGY HILTON!!! LORD KNOWS YOU CANT GROW ANY BALLS!

  34. MP says – reply to this


    34

    That's a sad statement about our society today. Dave's a dog.



  35. 35

    I predicted that this scandal would help Letterman's career a few days ago in the Letterman's "Restricted" Office Includes All The Essentials thread. And I'm sure he knew it would.



  36. 36

    This guy cheated on his girlfriend right? That DOES make him a dog. He's kinda icky to me.
    I couldn't understand when I watched the clip and people were laughing….I don't find him very funny at all either - am not from america though and I guess different countries have different senses of humour

  37. @v@ says – reply to this


    37

    Gettin' some makes him a pig? He wasn't married at the time. Glad he did.



  38. 38

    IF PEREZ was ever getting LAID, he'd not post this dumb shit. But since it's someone else, he calls them a "pig" (which is very ironic, since Perez has been called that several hundred thousand times on his own site).



  39. 39

    Dave, you mentioned your Indiana Lutheran upbringing. SO you blame your upbringing - you blame mom? Thought you loved your mom.

    You do know that the Lutheran Church is opposed to infidelity? In other words mom and the Lutheran Church are opposed.
    Your joking and skirting around what you did…protecting people…

    Christians can see that this is weighing heavy on you and you are skirting around what you did. Afraid of a black mailer…you did the right thing there but
    It's painfully obvious that you'd rather have gotten away with being a hoar behind Regina's back.
    Why don't you retire.
    Is mom so proud now?



  40. 40

    have you ever seen a woman doing these stupids things? fuck you Letterman, at least shut the fuck up…