With all the press Lindsay Lohan has gotten in the past week, it was only a matter of time before Michael Lohan opened his mouth about his daughter.
Taking time out from speaking on his BFF Jon Gosselin, the media whore father says he's worried about Lilo's downward spiral.
But, Poppa Lohan has a plan!
He says: "I'm going to get her off the prescription drugs that she's on. I hate it when people talk about illegal drug abuse…because it's not just drinking and illegal drugs that kill you. Prescription drugs can destroy and kill a person and are sometimes harder to stop. Look at Heath Ledger and Michael Jackson."
Thanks for teaching us Drugs 101, but comparing Lindsay to Heath Ledger and Michael Jackson is like comparing apples and oranges. They actually had very successful careers.
Michael also explains why she's not acting. You know why Lindsay's not acting in feature films right now? Because she can't."
Tell us something we don't know!
He goes on to say "The girl with all the talent is hidden and buried deep inside this fungus that's grown because of the prescription drugs. She can't be herself. When you hug her she's like, vacant inside. When she kisses or holds me I get chills, and not in a good way-in a bad way."
Umm a fungus inside her??? We don't think that's from prescription drugs.
Michael rambles on for a while, but never actually says what he's going to do. However, he does manage to blame this somewhat on himself and, of course, Dina because - according to him - "Everything was fine in our family until Dina and I got divorced."
Poppa Lohan better get to the girl soon since that whole fashion thing didn't work out. It's only a matter of time before she takes a cue from her little sister Ali.
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