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Poppa Lohan Wants To Save Lindsay

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With all the press Lindsay Lohan has gotten in the past week, it was only a matter of time before Michael Lohan opened his mouth about his daughter.

Taking time out from speaking on his BFF Jon Gosselin, the media whore father says he's worried about Lilo's downward spiral.

But, Poppa Lohan has a plan!

He says: "I'm going to get her off the prescription drugs that she's on. I hate it when people talk about illegal drug abuse…because it's not just drinking and illegal drugs that kill you. Prescription drugs can destroy and kill a person and are sometimes harder to stop. Look at Heath Ledger and Michael Jackson."

Thanks for teaching us Drugs 101, but comparing Lindsay to Heath Ledger and Michael Jackson is like comparing apples and oranges. They actually had very successful careers.

Michael also explains why she's not acting. You know why Lindsay's not acting in feature films right now? Because she can't."

Tell us something we don't know!

He goes on to say "The girl with all the talent is hidden and buried deep inside this fungus that's grown because of the prescription drugs. She can't be herself. When you hug her she's like, vacant inside. When she kisses or holds me I get chills, and not in a good way-in a bad way."

Umm a fungus inside her??? We don't think that's from prescription drugs.

Michael rambles on for a while, but never actually says what he's going to do. However, he does manage to blame this somewhat on himself and, of course, Dina because - according to him - "Everything was fine in our family until Dina and I got divorced."

Poppa Lohan better get to the girl soon since that whole fashion thing didn't work out. It's only a matter of time before she takes a cue from her little sister Ali.

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37 comments to “Poppa Lohan Wants To Save Lindsay”



  1. 1

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  2. 2

    loading both barrels for this piece of shit.



  3. 3

    What a friggin douchebag, nothing like throwing your daughter under the bus. I don't like the skank, but she doesn't deserve this douchebag telling the world about her problems.



  4. 4

    …great. An intervention from an ahole. Sounds like suck-sess to me.



  5. 5

    Lindsay's a lost cause…he needs to focus on Alli who needs to be at home and in school not carousing with someone who has a problem with prescription drugs.



  6. 6

    Three words: BIG. GIANT. TOOL.

    Now shut up already.



  7. 7

    Shut the Fuck UP Mike Lohan…. if you gave an honest shit about your daugher you'd go help her ass…stop talking about doing something and DO IT. Brittany's dad needs to be hired out for this sorta shit……



  8. 8

    The Most Dangerous !!!

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  9. 9

    Without question,
    Little Lindsay Lohan
    is in serious need of
    an intervention.
    Mommy and Daddy Lohan
    should participate.
    We all want Lindsay
    to once again
    do what she
    does best.
    Lesbian Cunnelingus.



  10. 10

    well today I learned something - LMAO on drugs 101 !!

    Oh yeah poppa Loan, one of these days when one of your girls turned dead. You and your f*can ex-wife will wish you did something positive for your 2 girls!!



  11. 11

    I disagree. It's not comparing apples to oranges. She is a human just like Heath and Michael and drug use is drug use no matter who is using.



  12. 12

    Re: LizardKinG – please let me take a shot too !!



  13. 13

    Mr. Lohan, what were the prescription drugs for?



  14. 14

    Re: sharre – NO ONE IS EVER A LOST CAUSE !



  15. 15

    hmmmm, you know what they say about people in glass houses mr lohan, dont you? that and you should dress in the basement

  16. DM201 says – reply to this


    16

    "Thanks for teaching us Drugs 101, but comparing Lindsay to Heath Ledger and Michael Jackson is like comparing apples and oranges. They actually had very successful careers." how the fuck does mentioning other people who've had problems or died due to prescription drug abuse have anything to do with their respective careers or star power? You're not much of a deep thinker, can't disseminate information, nor comprehend subject matter that's not very difficult to absorb. So what exactly does your "apples to oranges" have to do with anything Michael has said? He was on point and on topic, you consistently fail at both. They say suicide is never the answer, but clearly you weren't born before that saying was created, otherwise it would be.



  17. 17

    Let’s get real – since when are crystal meth and cocaine “prescription” drugs?



  18. 18

    He should quit talking to the media and start trying to help his daughters!



  19. 19

    Re: JigSaw – I like you so much better when you're like this… ;)

  20. DM201 says – reply to this


    20

    all that being said, god I hate his daughters…but I hate Perez more, useless fat fuck.



  21. 21

    Re: Canadiana* – remember just squeeze the trigger.



  22. 22

    He should've saved his other slut daughter Ali when she was on her knees blowing all of the high school boys in the filthy men's locker room.



  23. 23

    I don't agree with your apples and oranges comparisons. Drugs are drugs. People of all stations get addicted to them. He wasn't comparing their celeb status either. He brought up Heath & Michael because they're the cases we ALL know about.



  24. 24

    How did she make 'Labor Pains' if she can't work? I know it wasn't a great movie, but she acted in it and looked good.



  25. 25

    You know, if he was really that concerned about his daughter, he would actually do something about it instead of talking to the media about it. I used to think that Linds had great talent….and she did a few years ago. The girl is losing herself quickly and needs someone who DOES care enough to step in and help her. Unfortunately, she is surrounded by people who care for her by talking about her in the media. Sad, really. She needs some serious help.



  26. 26

    do prescription drugs cause "puffy - i wish i had angelina jolie lips - but instead i look like a blow fish" look? WTF is up with her funky lips. not only do they look good, they looks scary! not sexy, not normal, but more 'tarded, then anything.



  27. 27

    Y WONT THIS MORON FUCK OFF!!!! HES DONT CARE BOUT LILO HE JUS WANTS MONEY!



  28. 28

    Daddy's part of the problem. He needs to either be positive about Lindsay and her mother or leave them all alone and live his life! Out of the media.



  29. 29

    MJ SOLD 750 MILLIONS RECORDS
    HE'S THE MOST SUCCESSFUL ARTIST IN HISTORY
    LINDSAY IS A PIECE OF SHIT



  30. 30

    MJ IS THE MOST FAMOUS AND SUCCESSFUL SINGER OF ALL TIME
    LINDSAY IS GARBAGE



  31. 31

    MJ SOLD 750 MILLIONS RECORDS
    HE'S THE MOST SUCCESSFUL ARTIST IN HISTORY
    LINDSAY IS SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
    LINDSAY IS SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
    LINDSAY IS SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
    LINDSAY IS SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
    LINDSAY IS SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT



  32. 32

    Haven't we heard that before? Didn't he say he was going to "save" Lindsay a few months ago?
    Complete loser.
    I feel sorry for Lindsay .. she was doomed from the start with parents like Michael and Dina.



  33. 33

    hmmm…im a recovering drug addict and all i know is if this is all true, which im pretty sure it clearly is, normal people dont look like a corpse, is shes never gonna get better unless SHE wants to. obviously shes been to rehab more then once and her career has been majorly effected. to a drug addict nothing matters unless you can get high…not your family, your career, friends, anything…so its gonna have to be strictly her decision. who knows what or when she'll realize it. or if she even ever will. in my opinion she sucks. i could care less about this chick the world is better off without her. darwinism.



  34. 34

    HE NEEDS TO SAVE his OWN fucking ass. He is not mentally or emotionally fit to "save" ANYone or anything.



  35. 35

    OMG WHEN HE COMPARED LINDSAY TO HEATH IS WHEN I DRAW THE LINE!!!!!! OMG I AM JUST SOOO WOW!!! I CAN NOT BELIEVE HE WOULD DARE SAY THAT! sorry about my mini ranting (that could go on for a while)



  36. 36

    MJ was killed by his doctor…there's a difference



  37. 37

    He needs too shut the fuck up and stop talking about
    it and he needs to just do it. and he should NEVER
    EVER EVER put the precouse name heath ledger in
    his mouth and speak it cause heath ledger was a great
    actor and he is just trash sooo he shouldnt say shit!!!!