Quote Of The Day
Filed under: Audrina Patridge
"This guy at a club once told me, 'If you were a door, I would slam you all night long.' I just laughed it off."
- Audrina Patridge, on the craziest pickup line ever used on her, to Maxim
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: October 6, 2009 at 1:30 pm
she's so pretty!
It wasnt a pickup line I meant it!
oh those boobs are so cute!
cute watch, too.
how about "Got any Windex? I can see myself in your pants"
…she looks great.
$5 says it worked, though. You could play the first 30 seconds of a Barry White song to her and be balls-deep in her heinie before she had finished her first Cherry-Apple-Fruity-Mochatini. Which is about 20 seconds longer than it would take to get yourself elbow-deep up Perez's colon after you introduced yourself as a twee indie musician who wears hand-me-downs from the special ed kids and looks like he probably should have been one of them.
This chick looked 10 times better without the fake tits. So sad, she is hardly doable now.
I would not be caught watching The Hills, but is this girl mentally challenged?
She should have left her tits like this … they were cute.
i like em small like that shes a fucktard for getting them so big
She's more like the door knob…..
I wood like to throw her over my shoulder!!!!!!!!
Re: contrarianchick – …LOL. Great comment.
ugh go away girls from the hills.
Re: Canadiana* – …absolutely. More than a mouthful is a waste.
Re: Long Dong Connery – "I wood like to throw her over my shoulder!!!!!!!! "
Well sure, if you're standing on the edge of a cliff.
LOVE THIS LINE!! I'm gonna use it and see what happens!
Sooooooooooooooo fckn gorgeous!!!!!!!!!!!!
Her body looked so much better before the boob job. She looks abnormal now.
It does not look like she eats
she has saggiez
Re: Zombie Hitler – haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
She has no lips. Only white guys would find her attractive.
i luv her body!
Refreshingly natural!
she had nice boobs before she got them done. i hate that. when girls have nice real tits and ruin them by making them huge fake hard gross ones. too bad.
she had nice boobs before she should've kept em
It was asinine for her to even tell this.
Dumb as a stone….
Woah is this an old pic? She is far too skinny.