Top 10 Actresses Past Their Expiration Date
Filed under: Julia Roberts > Lindsay Lohan > Nicole Kidman > Cameron Diaz > Drew Barrymore > Renee Zellweger > Teri Hatcher > Sarah Jessica Parker > Meg Ryan
This brought on the LOLs!
Spike TV has listed the top 10 actresses past their "expiration date" with La Loca herself making the list at Number 5! Now that one we agree on!
Making the list:
10. Nicole Kidman
9. Teri Hatcher
8. Drew Barrymore
7. Helen Hunt
6. Renee Zellweger
5. Lindsay Lohan
4. Sarah Jessica Parker
3. Meg Ryan
2. Cameron Diaz
1. Julia Roberts
Anyone you would take away from or add to the list?
Bet we could think of a few!
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What a stupid list.
Ok, what about the guys. I know spike is a "man" show but they could do one about men also.
wtf
uh… JENNIFER ANISTON!
Not an actress, but definitely LADY GAG GAG.
Nicole kidman should be number one! her face is 80% plastic and SJP isn't looking so good either
gwyneth paltrow
I definitely agree that Lindsay is way past hers…
Drew Barrymore! She's the best!!
I HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH A FEW OF THESE!!! JULIA ROBERTS? CAMERON DIAZ?! They are still hot and they still rule!
Spike tV has no idea wtf they are talking about, they just like the young hot ones, not the older hot ones, perverts!!! Heaven forbid they enjoy people who can actually act!!! (the jury's out on Lohan though)
What a dumb list…most of those Actresses shouldn't belong on that list..especially Julia. 1 hit wonders like Megan Fox…yea she should be on the list.
I don't think Julia Roberts, should be number 1.
I agree- Jen Aniston! I don't think Meg or Julia are expired yet. What about Vivica A Fox? And Courtney Cox?
God! She's FUG!
Not funny. You really seem to have a problem with women. First stay at home moms, now older actresses. Which group of people meet your high standards?
yeah these are household names but time to bring in the newer ones….and…i cant think of anyone? ellen page? i dont know??? uh, megan fox??? not sure???
julia roberts hasnt been in a movie since when? sarah jessica parker, sex and the city is all she is good for….
lindsey lohan….guess shes not going to get serious anytime soon…..cameran diaz…too much of a voracious laughing matter
Lindsay Lohan should be #1!
I Totally agree w/ Lindsey being on there…. but they're forgetting Jennifer Love.. and tara Reid..wait, never mind they don't even count at this point, those two don't even work! LOL. But other than that I do find this list rather sexist…How dare they imply that drew barrymore, JULIA ROBERTS and SJP who are one of my favorite actresses be past any expiration date? Julia is a classic. What about the men's list? ? ? How blatantly sexist…no shame in their game….Boo Spike T.V. Go back to the caveman era…yyour that far behind on your opinions…
what about her sister??
Well TUBBY, you missed the list of Exp. Dates' I NOMINATE YOU # 11
A few of these I agree with with Drew-ouch. Sister's working hard.
lyndz lips (in your pic) look like a duck bill. not at all like angie. when will the jessica's, lindz, etc of the world learn. if you wenr't born with them, you aren't suppose to have them.
But Drew??? Spike TV is for dicks.
Hey Julia Roberts is still cool. Sorry but you can't just forgoe someone that has made movies like Steel Magnolias and Pretty Woman okay. Hey if Julie Andrews can pull in rolls so can she its not like she is trying to play 20 year olds. Also, why is Helen Hunt on their I didn't think she was considered an actress anymore havent seen her in anything in forever.
I hope Meg's lips don't blow up at the site of this list!
angelina jolie for one.
I sooo agree with number one!
thats a terrible list! i features some of the highest payed and best known actresses, ive never even heard of spike tv…
BTW-someone should seriously tell Lindsanity how to do her make-up and pose. This is too much for the public to see/know-yikes is right.
not heard of #7 but agree with rest
take away drew barrymore & add mischa barton.. if she is considered an actress. if she is, then add heidi montag (the hills is not reality.. come on. thats acting.)
Jennifer Aniston.
The Miss
I agree with all of those. with maybe the exception of Drew Barrymore..shes not toooo bad. wtf is wrong with lindsay lohan though? she looks like a corpse.
Did Spike list the top 10 males past their expiration date? This list is not LOL but sexist and ageist as most of the women are pushing 40. Lohan is there for her disease of addiction.
Cameron Diaz shouldn't be lumped in with that group.
I don't think Lohan is good enough to be amongst that list!
i dont think nicole kidman is a has been. or julia roberts, cameron diaz, drew barrymore. there all respected actresses who have been around for a while. i think every hills cast member should be on that list though.
Her "enhanced" lip job did not turn out well . . . hard to believe she's what, 25?
Typical male list. Just goes to show the mentality of the viewers as well. Ridiculous and insulting.
Yikes. Isn't it sad what drugs and hard living can do to someone.
So besides Lohan, all of these women are successful actresses who the magazine thinks are too old to act anymore? We all know there is major double standards for women and men in hollywood and this list is another great example. Male actors can be successful much much longer as they get older and less attractive (many are not attractive to begin with!) but the main female role in any movie must be young and hot. Sad.. I feel really sorry for some of the beautiful talented women on this list. Sarah J Parker is FABULOUS I would kill to look like her when i am her age.. The same goes for Meg Ryan and Julia Roberts. This list sucks.
That is AWFUL! Women aren't just there for eye candy. They are there to tell a story. Men like George Clooney and Brad Pitt have lines all over their faces, and we don't take them out like Old Yeller. What a sexist piece of crap this list is.
I'm glad they have Helen Hunt on the list - she really sucks. In fact, all of these actresses are super annoying. I was just thinking last night that Bradley Cooper is forever tainted because he's banging skank Renee Zellweger. Who can stand that bitch with her sour puss? I would not pay to see a movie with most of these bitches in it. Julia Roberts has always sucked.
She looks like a shriveled up 50 year old…. looks like the dried up lady in "something about Mary". Heck, I did my share when I was her age but I never looked like that!!!! There must be a straw or whatever up her nose 24/7…… such a shame. Wonder what she's going to look like at 40… god only know!!!
People age. What's the big deal? I would far rather look at someone who has aged normally than at someone who has had botox and plastic surgery to the point where their skin is stretched out and shiny. Lindsay Lohan looks awful right now because of too much partying and the horrible, horrible fish lips, which I swear should be illegal. Why anyone thinks this look is sexy, I'll never know. It looks like hell!
Oh lord, folks, enough of the complaining ! Its a fact of life that women AND men are judged in substantial part by their looks - and that's not going to change.
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Come on, folks - we ohh and ahh over anything pretty - flowers, decor, etc. — why then, are people NOT supposed to prefer attractive - and in this case - younger women?
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Kind of like fat people demanding we accept them as they are. Sure - to your face - but what am I really think? "Jesus, he/she is a whale."
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Thus, don't read the mag, skip this blog if its not your taste — and anytime you'd like to give a nod to reality, i.e., whining will not make Dame Judi Denshe as popular as Megan Fox, that'll be fine.
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(And I ADORE Dame Judi, but a looker? Nope. Just a fabulous actress).
Drew Barrymore should not be on this list
Julia Roberts is hella talented she doesn't need or have an expiration date.
Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz?? Really? Their careers are thriving! Linds should be at no.1.
Nicole Kidman, Renee Zellweger, and Julia Roberts are not only incredible actresses, they're also classy and beautiful. The only reason they're not so famous anymore is just because they don't stroll down the streets of Hollywood or create scandals everyday. What's so shameful of being famous for your talent?
Most of those actresses are still great and I love their movies!
Spike TV?! I guess all 12 of their viewers will be edified by this dumb list.
I would def not put Cameron Diaz, Julia Roberts, or Drew Barrymore on this list. Possibly not Nicole Kidman either…
My Top 10: #10: Jodie Foster #9: Drew Barrymore #8: Meg Ryan #7: Helen Hunt #6: Teri Hatcher #5: Nicole Kidman #4: Julica Robertts #3. Jessica Biel #2. Lindsey Lohan #1. Angela Jolie. My Husbands Top 10: #10. Jodie Foster #9. Drew Barrymore #8. Meg Ryan #7. Sarah Jesscia Parker #6. Helen Hunt #5. Julia Roberts #4. Nicole Kidman #3. Teri Hatcher #2. Renee Zellweger #1. Lindsey Lohan. Cameron needs to be taken off for sure, she is great.
Gwenyth Paltrow
Susan Sarandon
Scarlet Johanson
Daryl Hannah
and of course…….Tara Reid
J-LO. She's a tired and washed up.
Jennifer Aniston!!!!!!!
Jennifer Aniston!!!!!!!
Jennifer Aniston!!!!!!!
Jennifer Aniston!!!!!!!
Jennifer Aniston!!!!!!!
Jennifer Aniston!!!!!!!
Jennifer Aniston!!!!!!!
Jennifer Aniston!!!!!!!
Jennifer Aniston!!!!!!!
Jennifer Aniston!!!!!!!
Jennifer Aniston!!!!!!!
Oh, and for all of you people bitching that "Gee, women shouldn't be judged on their looks!" The list isn't about looks you fools, it's about people that aren't delivering the goods anymore. Name the last GOOD Renee Zellweger movie, the last GOOD Julia Roberts movie, the last GOOD Meg Ryan movie. Do you notice that Sally Field and Meryl Streep aren't on the list, well their older, but they are still putting out good work. Stop just ASSUMING that everything is about looks, the people on this list just aren't doing good work anymore.
K-STEW. I don't know if she's actually past her expiration date, but she sure smells funky.
Take Lindsay Lohan, Sarah Jessica Parker, Drew Barrymore, Renee Zellweger off the list. Everyone else needs to stay.
Just because they don't star in idiotic money making blockbusters anymore doesn't mean they've stopped acting.
Not my DREW!!!
I think the list is absolutely correct, based on some of their last few movies.
so you think all women should be shot after a certain age. perhaps they should be driven indoors so you'll never have to look at them again.
i still don't understand why women aren't allowed to get old or heavy. why is that a crime?
You should be on the ones for bloggers.
SJP should not be on that list. Sandra Bullock should be on there though.
really julia roberts? wtf.
Julia is one of the classiest celebrities out there. Leave her alone.
wth? drew barrymore? shes amazing!
Lohan does have a trout pout lately, but this above photo has been messed with.
stupid ass list….most of them are still awesome actresses with talent..its not about looks people but talent…terrible actresses such as megan fox, miley cyrus, the hsm actresses, kristen stewart, and mischa barton just to name a few
wow. i hate that list. of course spike tv made it, those sexist assholes. take SJP off asap! and drew barrymore really? the only one i agree with is lindsay, she can go fuck herself.
They would never consider putting a list like this together judging the top 10 actors past their "expiration date". God, Hollywood is so ageist and youth obsessed it's discusting. Great acting comes from age and experience, this is why most Hollywood actresses are addicted to plastic surgery because many of them are considered "over the hill" at 35 years old.
i would take away more then half that list. what a bunch of crap.
this is so sexist and annoying.
why is cameron diaz on it?
Where is Heather Locklear and Denise Richards? And what about Sarah Jessica Parker? She shouldn't be on there! Oh! But Jennifer Aniston should!
I totally agree…
1. Julia: Pretty woman and… ? nothing else
2. Cameron: her profile would be something like: justin's ex and ten times winner of the Kid's Choice Awards
3. Meg: She was called America's Sweetheart, but also Sandra Bullok, Julia, Now is Resse.
4. sarah jessica: 1 hit only ( Sex and the city the serie, the movie, the sequel)
5. Lindsay: Is funny as she is the only one under 30 on the list
6. Renee: only has an expression on his face
7. Helen: she is still alive?
8. Drew: I love drew so i´m not gonna say anything about her. In her place, Halle Barry. I just thinking on Catwoman , that movie really kill her
9. Teri: why this show still on the air?
10. Nicole: I still think that she won the Oscar by a nose
spike tv are a bunch of jack offs. did they come up with a list of male ACTORS by any chance. yeah I think not. sexist and fucking gross.
guess what..we are all aging. it's true. deal with it world. guess everyone over 40 should just curl up in a ball and die. god forbid they should go on living in the public eye. *gasp*. everybody sucks - yeah I am looking at you spike tv and some of you fuckers here too.
this is a stupid list… fuck actresses having to be in their teens while men are 'beautiful' til 75
#1 perez hilton.
Then again your not a celebrity.
Sarah Jessica Parker? Are you kidding me!
Drew Barrymore? Are you kidding me!
Julia Roberts? Are you Kidding me!
@Aquarius71, you are putting Angelina Jolie as #1, you are dumb and stupid. jealous much!
thats evil!
you dont see womans mags listing dudes that have "expired"
whoever invented that and voted on it is a sad little dick and i feel sorry for them.
.. however..
cameron diaz and drew barrymore dont belong on that list!!
and I would add Jen aniston and sandra bullock.
Who's the dumbass pig who thought of that list…I'd rather see any of those actresses (excluding lohan) any day verses that skank from Transformers who can't act.
This is why I don't smoke, drink, use drugs, and sleep around. If you take care of yourself you will slow down the ageing process. If you don't, you will end up looking like Lindsay Lohan. God Damn, what an ageist article, I'm sure the author is a 55 year old Miller Light and Nascar enthusiast with crows feet and a fat ass.
Man, almost every name (except for Drew) is spot on.
Ouch! That suck's.
Lindsay Lohan is an actress??
Um Ok its only fair then we make up a list of actors who are way past their expiration date! In no particular order:
Russell Crowe
Tom Cruise
Hugh Grant
Mel Gibson
Jude Law
Eddy Murphy
Nicolas Cage
Will Smith
Kevin Costner
Keanu Reeves
1. LOHAN her career is over and she is just a Tara Reid that the tabs love.
2. ANISTON friends was the only entertaining thing she's ever done.
3. JESSICA BIEL what movies has she been in again?
She is so ugly in this photo!
They forgot Melanie Griffith…Why did Antonio marry her? WHY??? What a waste..
Re: Spindoc – Actually, the list IS all about looks. If you read the original article, it's all about how these actresses used to be hot and now they're looking old. Or, in Drew Barrymore's case, fat. WTF!
Drew Barrymore! Shes awsome!!!
"Julia Roberts?" Is this the same Julia from movies such as Pretty Women, the Ocean's movies, and countless other huge movies. Granted, I do not like some of her stuff of late, but she's still a great actress.
the only ones who belong on that list and lindsay lohan and meg ryan
i cant stand meg ryan and her fake duck lips
she needs to go back to the pond
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I do em all except Lindsay!! She got something STD??
not diaz, she's a role model, a leader
And they said the same thing about John Travolta .. hahahahaha
I LOVE LINDS