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Ceiling Eyes Focuses Below Eye Level!

Filed under: Knifestyles > Audrina Patridge

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At least, in theory!

A very lifelike bobblehead (aka Audrina Patridge) was walking in El Lay on Wednesday wearing a shirt promoting breast cancer awareness.

And boy, does she know her girls!

We bet she could tell us exactly where she bought them!

[Image via WENN.]

66 comments to “Ceiling Eyes Focuses Below Eye Level!”



  1. 1

    camel toe much…. shes got a bigger bulge than you perez



  2. 2

    Justin Bobby is an idiot!
    Who on EARTH would choose FUGLY Kristen Callavari over Audrina??!!
    Kristen looks like a bug eyed twat and needs to sort her digustingface out ASAP.
    I miss Lauren :(



  3. 3

    they get bigger everytime i see them



  4. 4

    for the love of god….. can she please eat a big mac or something? she looks terrible!!! i miss the old audrina…



  5. 5

    WOW she looks sooooo scrawny!
    YUCK



  6. 6

    Check out ayebeclear.com



  7. 7

    She is way too skinny… Borderline anorexic… That really isn't cute…



  8. 8

    Ugly and fake—- and eat something for fuck sake.



  9. 9

    LOL, "Bobblehead"!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha



  10. 10

    why is it that so many hollywood starlets have such hugh heads on scrwney bodies. They look like freaks.



  11. 11

    so thin. so sad. plastic surgery does wonders for most people… most.



  12. 12

    that's just a bad angle…. but damn does it ever make her head look huge! but seriously, the camera is pointed downward too much.



  13. 13

    Not a good look. Too bad - she is a pretty girl.



  14. 14

    This mentally-challenged bitch is one of the dumbest idiots on the planet. She barely made it through the 8th grade. And guess what?? She has tons more money than you ever will, suckers! Every other utterance out of her mouth is, "oh my god." She's a complete dunce. And by watching her on tv, YOU are also stupid ha ha. You're probably even dumber than SHE is…..



  15. 15

    HOT HOT HOT…..



  16. 16

    She paid for her girls.



  17. 17

    she is so ugly her and paris hilton need to be locked into a box then dropped into shark infested waters via an airplane.



  18. 18

    Re: Shezzzz. – kristen is so much prettier than audrina if i had to pick.



  19. 19

    She is SO disproportionate… like, I don't understand it. Bobble head is a good way to describe it.



  20. 20

    EATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT sommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmethinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng. So annoyyyinggg



  21. 21

    honestly, i think her boobies look pretty real. They don't have that half-a-grapefruit stuck to the chest look that fake ones have. They seem to have a natural weight and sway to them.

    I have big ones and (when I was younger) was very thin… 5'6", 32F boobs and 110 lbs.



  22. 22

    She needs to eat a sandwich.



  23. 23

    She's lookin pretty sickly.. guess Speidi is driving her a bit crazy too. She's a pretty girl, but no girl is attractive when they're that skinny.. Theres a lot of younger girls who are into that show, she should show by good example.



  24. 24

    Can somebody please tell me why she looks like a walking fucking bobblehead???



  25. 25

    wow her head looks so big on her little body.



  26. 26

    She is so skinny now! It's unhealthy.



  27. 27

    there's so many problems wrong with this image i dunno where to start.



  28. 28

    she looks like a lollipop with that big ass head!



  29. 29

    Unbelievable. Promoting breast cancer awareness when your tits are fake?



  30. 30

    Nice toe



  31. 31

    wow.. she is oddly porportioned



  32. 32

    wow she is skin and bones!! and .. put on some shorts over that camel toe for cryin out loud!



  33. 33

    that shirt is kinda cute..an di usually hate tshirts with sayings on them



  34. 34

    that shirt is kinda cute..an di usually hate tshirts with sayings on them[



  35. 35

    Re: Shezzzz. – ummmmmmm he chose kristen bc thats what the hills' writers wanted



  36. 36

    Wow…like everything is wrong with this picture.



  37. 37

    my gosh, she looks like she would break in half if you high-fived her. she seriously needs to pack on some weight. how does she not topple over with her boobs being the heaviest part of her body? seriously.



  38. 38

    oh my god she looks hilarious! hahahaha her head will topple her over



  39. 39

    is she anorexic now? can't believe i had a crush on her



  40. 40

    KNOW UR GIRLS sounds like she though of her fake tatas and didn't realized that is actually a breast cancer awarness shirt FAKE WHORE MUCH



  41. 41

    Re: Orangina – ?? People with fake boobs can also get breast cancer, and they're allowed to care about others.

    I want this shirt!!! Anyone know where to get it?



  42. 42

    bobblehead



  43. 43

    I think she has a diaper on. Or is that one of her balls poking through.



  44. 44

    I have been online doing searches for that T-shirt? Have any L.A.-types seen it anywhere? I would appreciate the help!



  45. 45

    Are we really going to allow Hollywood to define beauty in all its disproportionate glory???!



  46. 46

    I love that shirt! Who cares that her tits are fake? Big deal!



  47. 47

    Re: jalapenocupcake – hahahaha! wow perfect description!



  48. 48

    is this a clever shot or is she 80 lbs?



  49. 49

    She looks like a bobble head. How does ones head become so much larger than ones body?



  50. 50

    damn bitch, go eat something!



  51. 51

    hahahahahaaa bobblehead !! lmao



  52. 52

    breast implants are so common I don't think its bad. And supporting awareness is a good thing. Even if I don't like her or anyone on the dumb show the hills.



  53. 53

    booblehead, i mean bobblehead was the first thing i thought when i saw this picture. oh sweet naive audrina (cough cough.) she knows her girls alright but does she know her boys because she needs a lesson in packing. and until she does i would suggest she lay of the spandex or tame the bush.



  54. 54

    boobs jobs make it harder to detect abnormalities



  55. 55

    okay this is either a bad picture or she's so fckng skinny you could lose here in the shower.



  56. 56

    Oh my Jeez… poor Audrina she looks soooooo too skinny!



  57. 57

    Nice bodybut fugly face. No wonder she wears glasses a lot. I wonder if there's something they can do cosmetically speaking to fix those…considering im premed i ll look into that.

    Oh well, how did she get famous again? Oh ya her ok body.

  58. Lyns says – reply to this


    58

    Wow! She used to be so cute. Eat, bitch!



  59. 59

    Her head is about the same width as her body



  60. 60

    she looks like a fucking lolly-pop….Eat a damn sandwich girl….



  61. 61

    she's so thin… her boobs look gross as well as fake



  62. 62

    She looks like a freaking Bobblehead - huge head on a skinny body. Scary!



  63. 63

    omg she looks anorexic



  64. 64

    The worst thing about this picture is the fact that I can see her PAD through her pants…can no one else see this?



  65. 65

    Too bad breast implants distort mammograms! hypocrit



  66. 66

    Any photographer with half a brain could tell you this is just the effect of a shot taken very close to the subject with a wide angle lense (probably 28mm). ANYONE will look skinny and freaky when lenses are used incorrectly. This is why the parking lot appears to have that slight curviture of the earth look. My God Pez, is your site really %90 haters? I think you need to start separating comments into two categories, lovers and haters. It can get depressing reading 50 jealous hater comments in a row….this poor girl just wears this shirt and all you negative wackos want to have her arrested! Even Stern is shocked!