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Ellen Page To Write New HBO Comedy

Filed under: TV News > Ellen Page

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Hipster heaven!

Ellen Page is teaming up with fellow Whip It cast members Alia Shawkat and Sean Tillman to write and executive produce a new comedy for HBO called Stitch N' Bitch.

The show will follow "two painfully cool hipster girls as they relocate from Brooklyn's Williamsburg neighborhood to Los Angeles' Silver Lake enclave in hopes of becoming artists — of any kind."

Casting decisions have yet to be made, but all 3 actors are being considered to star in the project as well.

Sounds like a snoozefest to us!

What do U think?

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44 comments to “Ellen Page To Write New HBO Comedy”



  1. 1

    if its supposed to be a comedy, then i think id give it a try.



  2. 2

    well, thy are going to have some trouble on the copy right front. Stitch N Bitch is already a line of knitting books by Debbie Stoler- they have groups all over the country of women and men who convene over the love of kitting and crafts called "Stitch N Bitch". its been done, and those ladies are trying to make great from something that is DIY in essence. diy commercial style?? no thank youuu.



  3. 3

    ugh.
    i don't think it is possible for me to roll my eyes any harder.



  4. 4

    Who cares, show us your TITS!!

  5. DM201 says – reply to this


    5

    oh you hideously ugly fat fuck, why exactly would it be a "snoozefest"? I'd say Ellen's more then proven herself and her ability. I guess there in lies the confusion for the Chubster Perez, he can't identify with ability thus shits on those with it.



  6. 6

    …I vote for Phyllis Diller and Cloris Leachman. Ooops. I mean Lindsay Lohan and one of the Olsen twins.



  7. 7

    sounds interesting- page and shawcat are incredibly talented so it can't be too bad

  8. Jared says – reply to this


    8

    Considering how you "love" Sliimy and a lot of other shitty stuff, I'm gonna say that we can't trust your judgment on anything from now on.



  9. 9

    I never have an opinion until I actually watch a show. Perez, I don't hate ya but seriously, can you stop being so negative about new shows/movies/music until it's available? Ellen Page is talented, that's all I know right now.



  10. 10

    Painfully cool hipster??? More like Hilariously annoying posers.



  11. 11

    snoozefest? umm it's ellen page, she doesn't do snooze. ellen page is the next wave of genius. think seth rogan, but of with a vag. the canadians always do it up right.



  12. 12

    Sounds really good! I will watch.



  13. 13

    Um, just because she's BEEN in clever cool movies doesn't mean she knows how to write one.



  14. 14

    this bitch is such a plain jane
    and she looks like a shitty version of erika christensen (google her)



  15. 15

    Yep that sounds pretty boring and like a reeeally tired storyline. I would expect more from Ellen Page!



  16. 16

    Re: Jared – i highly doubt perez is writing this anymore.



  17. 17

    Will it help keep the property values up in Silverlake?



  18. 18

    Sweet, just what Silverlake needs… another f*ing lame comedy that uses lame stereotypes written by people who don't live there. Brilliant!



  19. 19

    Re: LisaL79 – I'm with ya on this..
    "two painfully cool hipster girls…" Sounds like pretentious BS. Posers indeed!



  20. 20

    sounds like some ass kisser starf*ckers at HBO got caught up in a bad idea!



  21. 21

    ellen page is a refreshing young actress who really knows how to make people laugh - i'd definitely give this comedy a try, and hopefully it will be different than the other hundreds of failed attempts at comedy



  22. 22

    Not everyone got it when David Lynch captured Silverlake best… hmmmm… weird Mulhulland Drive/former Disney Studio 8 plex. Coming to this town that is posing as a city with "neighborhoods". It rubs off quickly on the transplants and quickly changes the artist in all who enter into indecisive philosophizing babbling brooks. Parent-subsidized knitting and other making things dreams. Romanticizing the fact that people with the $$$ want it done their way and want the creatives to be the hands for painstakingly tedious details from motion graphics to mixed media.
    I guess this show will be for the tweens and the parents that are subsidising their child's "make art dreams".
    I love Ellen. I know HBO has a high rate of success. Crossing fingers.
    Yoda says, "Snooze Fest it may be…"



  23. 23

    HELL YES…I will be watching this.



  24. 24

    Didn't know he hated Ellen Page.
    Oh! But yes! He's a woman-hater.



  25. 25

    "painfully cool hipster girls"? ha ha ha ha.



  26. 26

    If the actual premise of the show is to make fun of these, "painfully cool Hipters" then I wil totally be watching because I hate all things hipster and American Apparel. Die hipster douchebag culture.



  27. 27

    Re: LisaL79 – Yes!!!



  28. 28

    Maeby I'll watch it…lol.



  29. 29

    sounds like it could be good…i'd watch it.



  30. 30

    I love her as an actress and she was absolutely brilliant in "Hard Candy". Not to mention she is a real cutie pie to boot.



  31. 31

    She's beautiful. Why haven't I seen her before?



  32. 32

    oh God, this is going to be LAME. it's going to be juno the tv series. i know she didn't write juno, but i feel its going to have the same kind of tone and whatever to it. i second hello_kitten who said "i dont think its possible to roll my eyes any harder"



  33. 33

    I wanna see it!! That sounds awesome.. As long as the girls just think they're too cool but bad stuff happens to them a lot.. that will be hilarious.



  34. 34

    Anything Ellen Page does is gold so I'll be watching. She's the only young actress out there who has kept her dignity in tact and has massive talent!



  35. 35

    sick. i thought she was cool until i saw that.



  36. 36

    She's a good actress and doesn't seem like she'll turn into a crack whore like so many in young hollywood. Hope its good.



  37. 37

    Sounds like it will be some unfunny,pretentious garbage…



  38. 38

    Hey Perez, when are you going to start poking fun of Ellen Page for not coming out of the closet?????



  39. 39

    Wait, wait, wait. Yesterday, just yesterday HarMar Superstar aka Sean Tillman is a GENIUS who you LOVE. Today his new project is a snoozefest? Clearly Perez's wrtiters are not checking each others work to sychronize opinions.



  40. 40

    Re: bellear86 – Agree on this. It´s my fear that it will be a pretentious douchebaggery with her droning voice all over. Making yourself look "clever" is SO tired. FUCK VICE, AMERICAN APPAREL AND DAMN WILLIAMSBURG.



  41. 41

    too bad there is already a book called "stitch n' bitch" for knitting… the name needs to be changed



  42. 42

    she is so girl next door tomboy in a dress hott



  43. 43

    She's mega boring. So is her tarded friend, Drew.



  44. 44

    are you kidding me? she's not even funny!