LOLhans Planning Lindsay Intervention!
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Drugs > Dina Lohan > Michael Lohan
Oh, we're sorry! Did we ruin the surprise?! Maybe if other people kept there mouths SHUT!
We all know how much Michael Lohan loves his fame daughter, Lindsay Lohan. His newest crusade for attention revolves around getting his celebutard kid some much needed medical help. She has allegedly been popping some major pills in excess, such as Adderall, Zoloft anti-anxiety and bi-polar drugs. There is no need for any one person to be on all those medications!
So, now, Michael has a gameplan - stage an intervention. All he needs is his ex wife, Dina Lohan, to get on board.
He says:
"Dina has got to get on the same page with me. It’s a serious situation. You can’t just talk about it and tell me that you want to do an intervention and then do nothing.”
Yeah, sure you need Dina, but it also would have been good not to talk about this to press so that the news doesn't reach Lindsay. Ever stop to think about that while you're gabbing and smiling to the cameras playing the good daddy act?
If we were Lindsay, we'd decline any invitation to spend time together from now on! Idiot!
But this is how Michael seems to think he should handle himself and he sees nothing wrong with it:
“When Lindsay doesn’t adhere or listen to what I say about serious situations, I feel I have to speak publicly to put pressure on her. If she doesn’t take my advice and do what I say…the more pressure I put on her, the more likely she is to eventually do the right thing.”
Let's see, she's been in the Hollywood machine since we was about 7 or 8 and she has yet to do the right thing….EVER! So, we wouldn't hold our breathe there, Michael.
Seriously though, we'd like to see Lindsay get some much needed help from people who actually care to help her and aren't just looking to be in the news. Hopefully, someone will come along and do that for her.
[Image via WENN.]
Who the hell waste's their time talking to this suckpump. Where do all these useless quotes come from.
I'd still lick her out.
All he is doing is embarrassing her more and more…I know people can't blame their parents for all of their problems and Lindsay has to be responsible for her life, but her crazy Dad is NOT helping!!!
"Maybe if other people kept *there* mouths SHUT!"
You illiterate douchenuggets.
oh my god how old is this girl?!?!?! she's going to look 50 in her 30's!!!
About fucking time. But seriously, isn't that just a pot and kettle scenario?
somebody's butthurt.
*coughperezcough*
Time to call in Jamie Spears????
I didnt know she was bipolar…(?) that kind of makes me feel bad.
This douchebag loser needs to shut his face. Who the fuck cares.
The lady is a hotmess!!!!
she used to me cute and adorable
now it looks like she is 80
it sucks that her parents are more interested in fame than in there own daughter
i am willing to bet money the her sister will end up just like her if not worse
I don't care if he does it publicly or privately, I just want her to get help. :[
The sad thing is, it won't do anything unless SHE wants it.
I really hope she opens her eyes soon.
just another way to get a bit of attention…how else would she get it
OK daddy lohan. do you realize she has no respect for you whatsoever? She is never going to take your advice, she hates you. You'd have much more luck telling her the opposite of what you want her to do.
i find it weird that in hollywood today, its not only the actually actor/actress/musician/whatever thats famous but their whole entire family…if sites like this stopped giving these people attention THEY WILL EVENTUALLY GO AWAY..take a hint
This person (used loosely)… is over, past & DONE!!!
Still, if the media (if you call yourself that) had any integrity, it wouldn't publish Papa Lohan's boneheaded comments. Addiction is a very serious problem and it is very possible that your irresponsible publishing of this story will prevent Lindsay from getting the help she badly needs. If something tragic happens, some of the responsibility is yours, Mario.
"maybe if somebody kept 'there' mouth shut."
mario, looks like joo, jer mom and seester, sulema y conchita, need to get an ed-ju-ma-ca-shun.
these are basic grammar skills. especially for someone who is supposed to be in the "writing" business. e-stoo-pee-do!
Thats sad.
Whoever wrote this post is effing illiterate and surly.
LL is doomed.
It's indisputable that Lindsay needs help ASAP. However, all the detox and/or rehabilitation isn't going to do any good unless she wants to clean up her act. NO ONE can force her to stay off alcohol and/or drugs permanently until she realizes that she's going to be another Michael Jackson if she continues behaving the way she is currently.
Perhaps someone other than Michael Lohan or White Oprah could get it through her thick, dense brain that she's self-destructing every day.
Mario you are such an ass, you're so freaken happy to watch a train wreck and them has the balls, quit small I imagine, to dis' any one who wants to step in and try and save their daughter. You probably loved watching Anna Nicole die. Hopefully some day you'll be in the same shape and we can enjoy your crash. Oops!! You are a train wreck.
Any way when you croke will enjoy bloging about you sh*t stool!
she needs the blanket to keep her warm. LOL
Perez needs to stop being a cheap ass and and fire his talentless minumum wage collecting ghost writer. Whoever is doing Perez's dirty works needs to get a fucking journalism degree.
Re: assingaround – omg hahahahahaha
I feel so sorry for her. Yeah, she's made some stupid choices but given the parents she has who can blame her? It's hard to believe she's ever had any good guidance from either one of them. Her family gives new meaning to "dysfunctional". I hope that someone steps in and gets her the help she needs. She's young and there's still time for her to straighten out.
lindsay is a lost cause. she's nasty looking and over!!
Perhaps it's needed, but why the fuck go public with this plan? He's a pathetic media whore. Why can't he just keep his mouth shut and DO IT instead?
She probably wants to go out like her idols marilyn monroe and Anna Nichole Smith… poor girl. She does look hella old tho.. yikes!!
This is going to be hard to do.She has no legal problems and has a legit script.
And she has been working lately,I say no even tho her tolerence for the medication has esculated thru the roof.It's her decision!
Perez: YOU could use some very deep therapy. Deep. Therapy.
This is an intervention. You have very poor JUDGEMENT.
She looks so old. It's not fun making fun of her anymore. She's too sad.
Poor Lindsay. I hope she runs the other way and stays free from Michael and Dina.
Get professional help .. feel better .. take care of yourself .. without the "help" of those 2 leeches .. the worst parents ever.
She, like every other under 30 Hollywood party hag, thinks everything is fine. She will never take responsibility for anything she does just like Paris, and Britney. Her parents have done enough damage and it doesn't look like anyone else gives a shit about her. She needs to fall hard and try to figure things out on her own maybe then she will finally understand that her life is wrong. I hate to say but she needs to go to jail, real jail.
Zoloft is not an anti anxiety drug. It is a anti depressant and very common. Get your drugs straight. If nothing else, she should be on zoloft.
"Maybe if other people kept THERE mouths shut!"
Jesus Christ, learn how to write properly, please!
Fuck 'er. She wants to die. Let her…
everyone talks so bad about her like its a joke… seriously i think something bad is going to happen to her one day and then everyone will say how much they loved Lindsay… just like they did with MJ… i really think that she will end up with an overdose one day… sadly, i don't think she will make it to 30yrs
… i pray that she gets it together, she looked so promising as an actress a few years ago
She ought to drive her fancy car off a bridge. Ha ha, one less useless skank breathing up all my air.
Why don't they do the same thing they did to Britney Spears?? I couldn't just sit back and watch my daughter destroy herself…
Is she still a Lesbian? Inquiering minds want to know!
PLEASE get help! You are an amazing actress and I LOVE ur songs. You can be on top of the world again Lindsay!
Are you hammered? Try proofreading. Dang.
Who cares anymore…they all just need to take themselves OUT of the "spotlight" and deal with their messes. Nobody would even have a clue about what they did if they weren't constantly throwing themselves out there in every way possible for publicity. If we all just quit talking/paying attention to this family tomorrow, they would GO AWAY.
Lohan is looking BEAT she needs help.
It's a matter of time before she kicks the bucket.
Re: buffymybasset – i know!!!!, i wouldn't let that happen either.. and even worst, right in front of my eyes and the world! don't they realize she REALLY needs help? it's no joke.
This one has parents who are too afraid to lose her (money) to do any intervening.
I agree with GoAskAlice-time to call in the big guns. Somebody needs to help the poor thing.
Re: G0 Ask Alice – word
Re: Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker PhD rescinded – aren't you a peach.
The spelling and grammar on "Mario's" posts has become atrocious. I'm truly offended by it.
There is a difference between their, there, and they're. Please learn the difference!
IF she can get better and IF she does make a comeback watch perez is gonna kiss her ass just like he does britney
"We wouldn't hold our BREATHE"? You mean breath?
You can't get "their" right, and now this. You lose more credibility with every "breathe".
You're becoming so easy to mock that it's almost not fun anymore.
Almost.
I don't know why someone hasn't had a judge intervene and get her butt some help. Does she have any real friends??? I wish someone would just drag her by the hair and throw her into a hospital. Poor thing, it's past the point of laughing and making fun of her.
Shouldn't people who aren't the family do it?
It took me years to realize that the Michael Lohan who is Lindsay's father is the same creep who keyed my brand new sports car when he was in his 20's. Some things never change. An ass then, an ass now. (Can you say ass on a blog?) I hope Lindsay will find the strength to transcend the hell she is in.
what the fuck is wrong with her face? yikes….looks like an extra from Zombieland Happy Halloween, Lindsay!!!! eek
That girl needs first to go back to her roots.Her hair roots! Who the fuck told her she looks good as a blonde? She needs to go back to her really pretty red hair self and immediately look for professional help. She is talented and young so she certaily can turn her life around if she chooses to do so,which I hope she does.
Its a shame she does look very old I used to like her and she is a good actress she just needs some help but I understand what she's going through. It's not easy especially when even ur family sells u out for free probably.
Re: Rozweil – Man I just had a the biggest belly laugh haha The thought of your car getting keyed by Mr Lohan cracked me up. He still looks like he can do it again.
What color was your car? Red or Yellow haha I had a visual of a yellow sports car….
Stress and those serious worry faces make you look older, in the other laughing and smiling makes you look younger.
She needs an intervention but not from any doctors those depression pills and anxiety pills and bi-polar pills and blah blah. There thousands of ways to remove the stress and anxiety from the mind without any pills. Anxieties are fear based, she has to remove the worries of not being famous, people not liking her etc, when she lets go of that her talents will still be there.
Part of her problem is that her identity is wrapped up in the drama she and the media created for herself, she has to realize that it is not who she is or makes her who she is. This is a subject I know deeply from research and personal life. Most pills for mental "disorders" their word not mine, are silly and a way to make money. There are hundreds of mental techniques to deal with and eliminate fears.
Re: ClaraBow – As difficult as it is, maybe we should go easy on the ghost writers, even if they are only semi-literate. I've heard that Mario's mother and his sister are the ones ghost writing and I think that the sister may be a "special needs" person - at least that would explain the poor grammar and inability to punctuate or spell properly…
she looks like Blanche Dubois meets Baby Jane
she is just a sad little person. i mean fuck she looks 30+ years old. that blonde hair completely washes her out and she looks like she got lip injections? and girl use some moisturizer! it's pathedic. she can pull herself out of this. just maybe gain 10lbs.. dye her hair back to that orange-ish red color.. layout in the natural sun.. and get off whatever is fucking her up.
seriously i don't care about her that much……*sighs* atleast britney spears cared about her career, but obviously lindsay doesn't.
Re: G0 Ask Alice – lol true……atleast he cared about his daughter, why is it taking lindsay's dad so long?
I hope they do a Special Edition episode of "Intervention" on her. Please god let her say "I'm walking on sunshine" that would be too funny.
Re: belairgossip –
I'm a pharmacist and just to set it straight (because I love when people talk about shit they know nothing about) that Prozac, like other anti-depressants, IS an anti-anxiety drug. Funnily enough it is used for more than one condition, like most drugs.
As for Lindsay - maybe people, including Perez, should consider that perhaps she needs to be on those drugs? If she's bipolar, she needs to be on bipolar meds. and excetera. But as they say - opinions are like areseholes… everyone has one
Perez! People who need bipolar meds need to take them! I'm on prozac,ativan, and seroquel and if i don't take my meds i'm no good! YES! SOME PEOPLE NEED TO BE ON MORE THAN ONE ANTIDEPRESSANT MEDS! I HOPE SHE GETS HELP! MENTAL ILLNESS IS NOT FUN, IT'S SERIOUS!
there = THEIR.
Instead of trying to control your daughter, Michael, try being accepting and stay out of the limelight. Save her the embarrassment!
Freckle arms
I wonder what would happen if someone just believed in her. She's like an abused child that hasnt grown up. Sad. She needs good friends.
Re: aydno1 – your disgusting to say this person, used loosly. that's just gross. like she's old food. thats really pathetic of you to be so horrible and heartless.
ATTENTION JON GOSSELIN.. keep buddying it up with Papa Lohan and following his advice and
your kids will end up just like Lindsey. There may be a glimmer of
hope for them they have Kate in their life and not Mama Lohan.
EWWW She's ugly she looks so old she looks like she stink like rotten fish eww
I feel sorry for her; interventions won't accomplish much until she's ready to address her issues… so sad to see another young starlet crash and burn.
OMG she really needs a medical health care….
Re: samsays – that's so true, and a very good point.
Lindsay is talented. The girl can act, however because of all the drugs in her system…Idont think that's the current case. I think considering the fact she is underweight, she's probably on Aderal…which is a drug they give to people that have ADD. It's basically like speed, so it cuts her appetite down to zilch. Other than that she might be also popping downers and may also be addicted to vicodine. Im pretty sure shes bulemic also…..so whatever it takes to lose or maintain her weight this girl does. She obviously loves fashion so she really wants to emmulate models on the runway and their manequin looks….however she's no model…she's not even above average looks. If she wants to design clothes thats fine I hope she does well….but if this girl continues taking the drugs she taking plus coke and sticking her fingers down her throat (which weakens her heart muscle) she wont be alive long enough to see her fashion dreams through. Lindsey needs to get clean, see a nutritionist, she can maintain a thinnger weight by eating healthy and exercising. It's too bad these Hollywood girls think drugs and throwing up is the way to maintain a lower weight, infact it's not because it messes with your metabolism so in the end you ll end up gaining weight.
Then why did you just write this if you thought it was an embarrassement to her? Because you are just as f ed up as her dad is ? YOU suck This is why you should be charged with stalking on the net because you do and get your ha ha's at the pain of others even the gay community you cannot be a good kind person that you try to potray yourself as when you go too far you need to go to jail. LOOK AT THE PAIN ON HER FACE ! IDIOT!
Re: aqua – And you know this ? are you all knowing? or just a moronic asshole?
#51 Serena- I have commented about that SO often, they usually don't make it to the page… as though someone doesn't want anyone to read about how terrible the spelling & grammar is (like everyone doesn't notice!)
Get with it PH crew, you look lazy when you have a ton of typos- run a spell and grammar check before posting. Your readers are not stupid.
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yes! she's awesome, I mean, at her age, she's still attractive to many people! you don't know how h ot models and sex y folks on ___Tallloving Co m___ go cr azy about her act!! she's like kinda role model to many people there!!
Lindsay is famous for being a loser. If she wants to achieve infamy (in her mind) she needs to drop dead and be another Hollyweird casualty. No one will care though, she is like Dana Plato. Her worthless sister needs to go away too. Hell the whole family needs to drop dead (except the brother).
Re: SOOTHE –
# 74
Since when is Kate a good mother?
It will be a miracle if the Gosselin kids aren't in prison or rehab by the time they're 13.
BECAUSE of JON and KATE. She's no better than him .. both are dysfunctional
CALL IN THE SPEARS' THEY'LL STRAIGHTEN HER OUT AND DO A WAAAAY BETTER JOB THAN HER TRAILER TRASH MUM AND DAD!
Re: Yellow Peeps –
The Gosselin kids will need rehab or be in prison because of the turmoil their father has brought into their lives by being such a media whore. Don't dump
everything he says and does on Kate. They are his words and actions not
hers that keeps the media at their gate and his parading down to talk to
them because they are the only friends he has. He has sold his soul (if he ever had one) to the media for the almighty dollar without any reguard to
the effect it will have on his children's physical and mental health not to
mention their self esteem .
I WAS JUST LOOKING AT THAT PICTURE OF HER AND SHE LOOKS SO SCARED. =(
I couldn't get past the first sentence. …their mouth's…
Her parents need to step up and get their daughter the help she obviously needs….or she's gonna OD. They need to stop blabbing about it and DO IT.
Re: Brainbug – You right brainbug she is known for being a loser and her sister is falling right behind.
Dina just said Lindsay is a Genius and does not need an intervention. YIKES
Lindsay has been really quiet since the Radar story came out. Why haven't the paps found her? It must be because she hasn't called them to tell them about her whereabouts.
Perez, you always make fun of her and now say you want her to be ok? it's kind of weird
Why bother? She's a lost cause. I wish she'd just OD already and get it over with. She is the biggest famewhore in Hollywood. She seems to feel a sense of entitlement to do whatever she wants with no consequences because she made some shitty Disney movies as a child.
This poor kid looks over thirty already…like they say I guess it's not the age, it's the miles.
He feels he needs to speak PUBLICLY to put pressure on her!?! I might do substances too. Quit airing your daughter's dirty laundry out in public like a jackass. Air your own da*n laundry if you feel that need. What a tool.
Re: Dynamixx – I know, LOL. But it wasn't so funny back then… And the car was a not-so-flashy black.
Jeeze this guy is dumb, that whole pressure thing, yeah no one is buying that, the most basic daddy-daughter rule is, the more pressure she gets, the more she says fyiyf and rebels, no matter what age.