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"A verdant landscape filled with beautiful animals of all kinds, harp music, cumulus clouds in a bright-blue sky, and happy people conversing pleasantly, sipping cold sake from homemade bamboo cups."

- Martha Stewart opens up to Vanity Fair about what her idea of perfect happiness is

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32 comments to “Quote Of The Day”



  1. 1

    …she smokes doesn't she!



  2. 2

    typical old rich bitch answer.



  3. 3

    my perfect happiness would be cumming



  4. 4

    That sounds PERFECT



  5. 5

    My Perezcious's idea of perfect happiness is very similar except the Perezcious would substitute GAY for happy.



  6. 6

    LOL. Martha sure has a simple idea of perfect happiness…



  7. 7

    What? No unicorns and rainbows?



  8. 8

    ew.

  9. jemms says – reply to this


    9

    my idea of perfect happiness, is perez spelling correctly.



  10. 10

    LOL Martha! She's so insane (on LSD - from what it sounds like it), I love it!



  11. 11

    She's just describing what she does in her backyard



  12. 12

    i love this women. i think she just described heaven.



  13. 13

    Perez, please learn how to use the fucking spell checker!



  14. 14

    Wow, that's interesting because she gave almost the exact same quote in VANITY FAIR, except she said "A verdant landscape filled with BEAUTIFUL animals of all kinds, harp music, cumulous clouds in a bright-blue sky, and happy people conversing PLEASANTLY, sipping cold sake from homemade bamboo cups."



  15. 15

    sake is gross



  16. 16

    she fuckin CERTIFIABLE. FOR REAL… LIVE IN THA FUCKIN REAL WORLD.



  17. 17

    fuck that, how about sitting in a hot tub sipping champagne. and looking at hot men. this bitch is weird



  18. 18

    I think your readers would gladly pay you to hire an editor — at least a spell check editor



  19. 19

    If you read that whole page of VF, Stewart comes across as pompous and arrogant.



  20. 20

    No quieres nada Martita…



  21. 21

    Re: jemms

    Amen. How hard is it just to read over what you write? Even just once!

  22. ap076 says – reply to this


    22

    I'll have what she is having !!!!

  23. @v@ says – reply to this


    23

    That fantasy sounds pretty good to me, but there are better.
    Oh, and Mario, that's 'pleasantly', not pleasently. Good. Lord.



  24. 24

    Sounds like an Honore Fragonard painting.



  25. 25

    Hey martha…Who the Eff Cares?



  26. 26

    "sipping cold sake from homemade bamboo cups". Bamboo cups???? WTF, LOL !!! Martha, you should rather say; from bamboo cups made in jail by female inmates.



  27. 27

    That sure sounds better than sipping water from handmade plastic cups in the free hotel!
    N'est-ce pas, Martha?



  28. 28

    What's wrong with a couple of brewski's and a bag of Pretzels? Martha Stewart is SO pretentious and full of herself. She did NOT grow up with a silver spoon in her mouth (actually, quite the opposite), so where her feigned "airs" come from is anyone's guess. Maybe her s*it really doesn't stink to high heaven.



  29. 29

    Sounds good to me!



  30. 30

    What a stupid bitch



  31. 31

    Her paradise sounds great.. except that sake is GROSS.

    Martha is a goddess. I love her.



  32. 32

    I love Martha!