No, we're not kidding. Why would we joke about this?
Marge Simpson will be the November covergirl of Playboy magazine in honor of The Simpsons' 20th Anniversary.
Aren't you curious what the totally recognizable (with an age totally undefinable) cartoon mom looks like NAKED?!!?
Even if you're not, you're going to find out, but don't worry, there won't be any reason to get blue-balled over the blue bush. All you perves yearning to scratch one off to a real woman will still get a real-life human Playmate to enjoy in the issue.
Oh Hugh Hefner, the shiz you pull!