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You'll Never Guess Who's Going To Be On The Cover Of Playboy Next Month!!

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No, we're not kidding. Why would we joke about this?

Marge Simpson will be the November covergirl of Playboy magazine in honor of The Simpsons' 20th Anniversary.

Aren't you curious what the totally recognizable (with an age totally undefinable) cartoon mom looks like NAKED?!!?

Even if you're not, you're going to find out, but don't worry, there won't be any reason to get blue-balled over the blue bush. All you perves yearning to scratch one off to a real woman will still get a real-life human Playmate to enjoy in the issue.

Oh Hugh Hefner, the shiz you pull!

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38 comments to “You'll Never Guess Who's Going To Be On The Cover Of Playboy Next Month!!”

  1. 1

    Does Homer know about this,you go girl.

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  3. 3

    playboy is going downhill, they can't even get anyone decent on the cover so they resort to fictional characters?

  4. 4

    wtf! LOL!

  5. ap076 says – reply to this


    Don't men READ playboy for the articles anyway?

  6. 6

    love it

  7. 7

    ewwwww seriously? Lois Griffin is the prettiest cartoon mom, imo.

  8. 8

    BNSDBND marge must be hot

  9. 9

    LMAO, that is so funny, Homer is not gonna be happy

  10. 10

    Finally, I'll see if the carpet matches the drapes.

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  12. 12

    Omg! You go Marge~

  13. 13

    Thats very dumb!!

  14. 14

    LMAO - ace.

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  16. 16

    perez, the guy who obsesses with all these underage kids, is calling straight men pervs?…..

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  18. 18

    Okay… wow. ayebeclear.com

  19. 19

    Well it's original.

  20. 20

    I will defiantly buy that.

  21. 21

    seriously? hahaha

  22. 22

    Hahahaha!! Nice! I want to buy that..

  23. 23

    Hugh should put Lois Griffin on the cover. She's the MILF everyone wants to see naked. hehe

  24. 24

    Go Marge .. so funny

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  26. 26

    what about Lisa? She shud be there too…

  27. 27

    I don't believe the real Marge would do it. I'm not fooled. yes-blue carpet.

  28. 28

    Re: Death By Your Kiss – yeah, I can see Lois doing it! But Marge? common…

  29. 29

    hahahahahaaha thats fantastic

  30. ap076 says – reply to this


    Just cause I called out the nature of gay porn being more "Perv" than anything Playboy shows (from my own gay experience) and I pointed your friendship to a gay porn director, doesn't mean you need to censor my posts.

  31. eymey says – reply to this


    Ha, this is so awesome! :D Maybe I'll buy my first Playboy!

  32. 32

    that's a fucking giid idea, go hugh !!!!! ang go marge ;)

  33. 33

    Hey, it's got to be better than the Heidi Montag issue that shows ABSOLUTELY NO NUDITY in her pictorial. I canceled my subscription of 10+ years after that issue.

  34. 34

    You go girl!

  35. 35

    so straight men that get off looking at naked women.. are pervs… but 30+ year old men calling 17 year old boys sexy… totally okay…. *eye roll*

  36. 36

    Hugh Hefner is broke. He can't afford a real model. They are hoping a Chinese company will buy Playboy soon.

  37. 37

    LMAO I love it. Jessica Rabbit should be next. hahahaha

  38. 38

    freakin brilliant marketing. The special cover is only available on newstands and at 7-11. Whoever thought of it should get a promotion.