Palin Shows No Mercy For Levi In New Dim-Witted Memoir

Judging by the way she carried herself during the last election, we knew we weren't going to get a book filled with great political insight or philosophy from Sarah Palin.
But this is better!
Sources are saying that a good chunk of Sarah's new book coming out in November, Going Rogue: An American Life, will focus on the hunky hick who knocked up Sarah's teenager daughter Bristol Palin - Levi Johnston. A publishing insider says that Sarah is out to "destroy" Levi with the information found in the book:
"She writes that he is a 'bald-face liar.' She says he's bitter at the dissolution of his relationship with her daughter, and is trying to earn a fast buck at the ex-governor's expense."
Juicy! That will make for a much better read than we thought. Although, we'd also love to hear the real story of how this small-minded imbecile was ever elected into a major public office. We'd read that story as well!
Take notes, Levi. We expect that six months after this releases, you'll publish your memoir to retaliate!
Oh what fun!































































"bald-face liar" or "bold-face liar"?
Um, I believe it's "Bold-Faced" liar.
2nd bitches!!! :O)
Does anyone even care about her anymore?
I sure don't.
I just don't get how someone this stupid got elected to the governorship of Alaska, much less chosen for the number two job in the nation. A perfect example of the failure of the underfunded American system of education.
I'd like it better if she just posed for Playboy!!
its amazing how afraid the left is of Palin
Of course Sarah trashed Levi in her book.
What did we think? Certainly we already knew that her writing wouldn't be full of political insights, strategies, and possible solutions for the sad condition of American politics.
It's her style .. for example, she will never admit that "abstinence only" education doesn't work. It's far easier to dump on the young Levi!!
Re: Kansas Kerry –
R U kidding? You dorks elected a first term Senator who has never written or sponsored a bill to the highest office in the land. Not to defend her, but at least she has some background running something. Obama just runs his mouth, and the sheeple line up. They have the majority in both houses, and their approval rating is 30%. I think the sheeple are waking up to this mistake.
I'm confused — why is that quote juicy? I mean, does it shock anyone that she thinks he was bitter? Hasn't she said this in public many times before? Why is she pointing out that he has a bald face? LOL
i might read this site and enjoy it…but do not agree with Perez on everything. Sarah Palin for president!!!
Bold-face you idiot! Thank god she isn't our second in comand.
It's amazing how everything with Perez is about being gay. Palin has accomplished way more than Perez in her lifetime. The liberal left is soooo consumed with Palin it's actually pretty funny. What threat is she to everyone? She's not even in office anymore.
She would have been wise to remember that no matter what she thinks of him, he is the father of her grandson and that it is not her grandson's fault who her daughter chose to have a baby with. I do agree that he is out to make a quick buck off his relationship with the family, but maybe he is just providing for the baby the only way he can. He isn't educated, that's for sure. She is just an idiot and I can't believe she "wrote" anything.
why do you care about Levi, Perez, he's not gay, why you riding his nuts?
Sarah Palin is a great example for women, like her or not, she was ELECTED by the people and thats a great achievement for all Alaskan women
Re: Frag The Paps – I totally agree. Plus - she should trash Levi - he is a huge loser trying to profit off others (since he has no discernable talents other than pro-creating - any nitwit can do that). Obama wins peace prize - for what????
Re: Kansas Kerry –
#5 Not under-funded at all.
For American funding of education, we spend $9,138 per student per year, according to a 2006 U.S.Census Bureau report.
That's more money than any other nation in the world! And the system is NOT WORKING.
One in seven American adults are functionally illiterate.
Only 69% of U.S. students graduate form high school with a regular 4-year diploma.
Nothing to brag about, that's for sure.
We waste tons and tons of money on education!!!!
Another example of how broken America really is. SCARY
She has a fucking lot of nerve complaining about Levi doing things for money. This Bitch totally ditched the people who elected her by quitting to make money to write this stupid book… eff off Palin!
Re: Texas Mom –
# 14
So right!
Re: Frag The Paps – Don't even get me started on the "experience" bullshit…. Palin was governor for just 3 years (since 2006) when she resigned. Before that she was involved in SMALL, LOCAL government. Obama was in the Illinois Senate for 7 years and US Senate for 4 years. Please, that weather girl pageant queen doesn't have more political experience than a Harvard Law graduate and University of Chicago constitutional law professor.
Re: Texas Mom – I 100% agree. She may not like him, but she should at least try to maintain a relationship with him, not alienate him from her grandson's life.
Re: buck – if the right had any brains they'd be afraid of her too.
I get a sense that the Right thinks that the Left is afraid of Sarah Palin…what a stupid thought. We're not afraid at all. The whole nation (and probably the entire non-American world) believes that she's the dumbest ass in the nation to think that she could run for an intelligent job. She is ill-informed and is highly selfish - choosing to give up her governership over writing books. I do agree with one of the posters that she's clearly a failed of the failed education system and misplaced conservative agenda.
Hey, she presented him as the perfect son in law, dressed him up and trotted him around the country in her dog and pony show, then as soon as the election was over kicked him to the curb and tried to keep him out of his own son's life. Sorry Sara, you made your bed.
Re: Texas Mom – exactly! and the poor kid will have a hard copy version of grandma trashing dad when he's older. classy. i'm sure he'll know about dad in playgirl, but hey, like you said, he's young and uneducated and can earn a buck or two to support the kid any way he can right now. Sarah makes her daughter to be so innocent of it all which is wrong.
Re: Yellow Peeps – unfortunately the system is working just as the liberals designed it. They want to keep the kids dumb and impressionable while they indoctrinate them to the leftist agenda.
Re: Kansas Kerry –
Listen poor little lamb, the education system has plenty of money. The libs think throwing money on any situation will make it better, it does not. Try to step outside the blind ignorant hate you feel for Sarah Palin, and think. She starts out on the school board and ends up being a nominee for Vice President, and because she is on the right, you fools do nothing but try and belittle her. A story like this is a great reminder what living in the best country in the world makes us capable of. Don't let your hate confuse you even more. You really are lame. Grow up.
There's are good ole Perez, if someone doesn't agree with him then they are imbeciles or what have ya. I think there is only one real hater here and you know exactly who he is.
perez once again censors posts related to HIS book sales. Can't seem to get my post on
Why do you call her memoir dim-witted? Have you read it? Again, not a fan of hers, but you're the most close-minded person out there!
she reminds e of rita skeeter from harry potter. amiright?
That picture of her is so stupid! It looks like a fake book that would be on SNL or something.
Re: Yellow Peeps – "For American funding of education, we spend $9,138 per student per year, according to a 2006 U.S.Census Bureau report." Daycare costs more than that per year!
Re: Frag The Paps – You say she has some background running something??? Are you NUTS? She left during her FIRST TERM IN OFFICE. She couldn't even complete 1 full term! Your comment is laughable!
wait, how she was elected? How about our dumbass president whose never governed a thing in his life. Explain that one!
Re: Chandler –
Wow, I wonder why she didn't want to be in the spotlight anymore! See the difference between the right and the left is the right will admit that we made a mistake. GWB was a disaster. Not once but twice. He will go down as the worst President eer. The left on the other hand will defend this current mistake until the country is actually destroyed, then they will just blame GWB.
He is still the father of her grandchild though. What a dumb bitch always making bad things worse.
re: s.p. Jamming finger down my throat! Blaaaaaaaaggghh!
Re: buck –
Buck. I'm not afraid of her. I'm simply amazed that some people think she's intelligent or has anything interesting to say.
Re: LeFleur – I've been accused of being jealous of her good looks, "good looking" husband, powerful job, etc on this site before by one of her insane supporters. What is there to be jealous of? Her extreme ignorance and denying of evolution!?
By the way. I have a number of friends who are conservatives who think Palin, Hannity, Limbaugh, et al. are fools and hurting the core Republican party.
Lady do the world a favor, next time you go helicopter hunting.. JUMP
you are totally dead-on about Palin, perez! she is indeed a small-minded imbecile.
You people are all proving Sarah Palin's point why she left office. Everyday she was defending herself and her family from attacks from people like you. She loves Alaska and couldn't waste anymore of the peoples time defending herself from all the baseless ethics complaints, that were proved to be false. She couldn't do her job becuase of it, so she did the right thing and stepped down. Now all you haters can really be scared! I can't wait for a real conservative candidate for President in 2012. I am so scared what the world will be like by then-hopefully it's not too late…
They next time any of you Americans find yourselves complaining about your economy, global image or …well… anything really, I suggest you just reflect upon the fact that this bubble brain could have ended up at the helm of the good ship USA. If ever there was a reason for entire nation to breathe a collective sigh of relief Ms Palin is it. Actually sod that make that the entire planet as Matt Damon, for whom I harbour a new and profound respect, remarked "she's going to have the nuclear codes".
Phew!
…now Tina Fey on the other hand… well, she'd have my vote!
Ho hum. As if 70 percent of the country cares what this vagina for hire has to say.
What exactly made her an imbecile? Because she said she can see it from her house and you, being a complete IDIOT, took her seriously ? I guess metaphors really boggle your simple mind.
I can't wait to hear what Levi says to defend himself against Sarah's accusations!! Hahaha!
Isn't Sarah's 15 minutes up yet??????
She can not manage an adult relationship with a teenager ?
How could she manage being Gov of a state - oh that is right she COULD NOT and quit. Blaming it on others. (Narcissistic Development Disorder - look it up.)
She is nothing but the front for the Christian Nationalist movement that must be stopped dead in it's tracks in America - just as it had to be stopped in Germany, Italy and later Spain. Fascists always try to get the religious radicals to take the rest of the country hostage for them.
They do that by lying.
I believe every word this kid has said.
And that he going to show off his hot cute self.
well of course she would — he has the real truth on her, and she's just trying to discredit him. Sorry sarah, too late.
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I WOULD read a book from Levi about the juicy details of Palin's VERY fucked-up life !
If this is all she had to focus on than this is sad. She is the liar.
Todd loves her to go "rogue" on his ass with the coffee can thick strap-on! Yes, coffee can sized! Sarah really knows how to step it up!
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That's for you LG!
Hope Levi sues her ass and puts that house husband back to work on the pole!
OH MY! IT HAS BEEN SO OBVIOUS!
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THE SHEBITCH LOST HER YOUNG DICK AND NOW WANTS TO DESTROY HIM!
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GO LEVI!
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GOOD PUBLICITY FOR YOU!
no one but Alaska knew who she was. Teens get preggers bitch, like it or not Levi will be in your grandbaby's life foreva. I think she is a classless society licking money whore bitch.
For all you right wing idiots on her that think she's the future of your party, I don;t know whether to laugh or cry. Palin is part of a very scary extremist right wing faction in this country which includes hatemongers like Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Anne Coulter, Glenn Beck and to a lesser degree, Bill O'Reilly, who want to create a Christian theocracy in America controlled by whites and who want to kick out all the Muslims and Latinos. They are sadly mistaken because this country, whether they like it or not, is becoming more diverse and tolerant every day with the new generations of young people coming of voting age. The pathetic right wing haters know they are losing and are grasping at straws and are doing their vicious attacks out of desperation. In anoher 20 years these people will be marginalized and no longer be a factor, pray to God. So what if Obama is a first term Senator?? Fucking Palin didn't even finish her first term as governor- she 's a pathetic, whiny quitter!!!
yet another example of why normal people (both republicans and democrats) do not like her. She is small minded, vindictive, and devisive. She has done great damage to the republican party, split in two…..and poor Bristol…thrown under the bus yet again by her mother. Wasilla Hillbillies!
Re: Poindexter-X – Thank all you haters that have hepled Rush become more popular than ever! It didnt work to attack those people being a democrat, so try and attack acting like a conservative republican. nice try tough guy…Real republicans know who the enemy is. Wish you libs could figure it out..
God, she's stupid…
I truly despise her!
LMAO!!! is this dirty whore SERIOUS? measuring dicks with a teenager who knocked her daughter up??? LMAO!!! how pathetic and desperate is this slut bag? does she realize she's arguing with/about a kid??? LOLOLOLOL. GROW UP WHORE!!!
JEALIOUS, JEALIOUS JEALIOUS GO SARAH !!!!
Perez, why do you say things like that?! Are you better educated than she? Are you? Are your morals better (yeah, right)? Please, don't talk like that. Does your mother approve of the way you…live/act/are?!?? Concentrate on that, then you can judge others. Enough already! I mean it!
Re: TiSmYsEaSoN –
I'm sure she would be crushed to hear that.
"trying to earn a fast buck at the ex-governor's expense."
LOL…guess he isn't that dumb then is he??
How much can this 45 year old woman write that could destroy the life of a 17year old boy? Apparently she forgot he is also the father of her grandchild…
Who's the selfish idiot…I vote Sarah!
You blocked my post. Was it because I said that both babies are Bristols and the DS baby was fathered by relative? It happens all the time in Alaska.
Re: BUTCH8844 – That's what Todd says, along with harder, faster, stronger!
Re: LizardKinG – Haaahaaaa - well said!
Re: camaguey – Actually, Perez graduated from NYU (just one school) in a normal amount of time. We all know how long it took Sarah to get a pathetic communications degree.
I'm not defending Perez, but if you're going to go that route, someone might as well point out the obvious faults in your argument.
Re: Snickers – I saw Ann Coulter speak a few years ago, and I was terrified. It would scare you to see how positively people responded to her racist comments on what the policies should be regarding Muslims and immigrants. She said a paint chip named Muhammad should determine who is let into the country. If you match Muhammad, you can't come in!!! We were sitting there with a "WTF did she just say?", disgusted look on our faces, and there were people cheering and APPLAUDING her!!! Disgusting. You don't see left wingers being bigots like that!
A few sentences maybe, but if she spends a significant amount of time on the subject it just proves her memoirs were premature and she had nothing real to say about herself.
Sarah Rocks!
You know this dumb bitch just paid someone to write this whole thing. Gee, Republican values at work-Teen daughter knocked up, mother in law selling drugs, Palin's shady dealings as Governor. I laugh my ass off at how smart and wonderful Republicans think she is…….great reason why Republicans are going the way of the dinosaurs, EXTINCT-haha!
Sarah Palin:
Hawaii Pacific University
North Idaho College
University of Idaho
Matanuska-Susitna College
University of Idaho
Result: BA in Communications
President Obama:
Occidental College 1979
Columbia University
Harvard Law School
Result: Juris Doctorate, magna cum laude
Sarah Palin is "smart" because she has mastered the art of saying a lot of words, but not really saying anything.
Gypsyfawn, go fuck yourself.
She only has herself to blame on this one. If she hadn't dragged him around making him famous just so she could make her daughter look like the Virgin Mary instead of a knocked up teenager, no one would know a thing about Levi Johnston.
As for him, while I'm not a fan I can't blame him for trying to make as much money as he can. This woman is going to make sure he has to spend it on lawyers just to see his kid.
Why is she gossiping, and writing and even talking about a teenage who got her slutty daughter preggo?? She doesn't have better things to talk about?
Re: Peachie – Thank you!! And someone on here had the nerve to say they wanted a conservative for Pres. I know some things in this country have gotten a little out of control, but purely conservative?? That craps about tradition, they'd probably make it illegal for children to be born out of wedlock (ahem..Bristol), practice eugenics, forbid immigration from anywhere but Europe, make it illegal for women to work, get rid of abortions and birth control, make Christianity and church mandatory for everyone…who the fuck knows where we'd be?!?!
WTF is she staring at in this picture?
What kind of mature woman goes after a really young man, publicly and in print? He's the father of her grandchild, for heaven's sake.
Some leadership right there, NOT; vindictiveness, rather than setting an example. Why would he be bitter about the dissolution of his relationship with Bristol? Was it forced upon the two of them by interfering adults? This woman has no awareness, IMHO.
bald?
OH Palin, I have MISSED your cliche' soundbites and the title of your book makes me giggle. ROUGE? You married young, took you 6 colleges to finish, PTA turned elected official, and your daughter got knocked up by YOUR lack of educating her…not really blazing a rouge trail there. Stay in Alaska with the "regular folks" and leave us mainlanders alone.
My ass would be quite pleased to skim the pages of that book, right before I flush the pages down the loo.
MAKE HER GO AWAY!!! This woman is a disgrace to women all over the world and no one should look up to her. If she would stay as a governer instead of opening up her mouth trying to make more money and stay famous i could say kudos for her for being a woman of high rank in the world, not one who is trying to make more fame, she honestly makes me sick. The presidential elections were a joke, poor McCain, it should have been about him but Palin made more appearances than ever before. And that book cover? OMG, could you be more full of yourself?!
When Sarah becomes president America will be her family.
Re: hank schmank – Lol
Why does she get you guys so riled up? You must see her as a serious threat, or you wouldn't care so much.
Re: AnnieJ –
Sorry to inform you dear, but it was Palin who coerced this Hillbilly 'hick' to marry her daughter. This was to promote her evangelical ideas on the issues of pro-life, abstinence, and denouncing sex education in public schools. I am a registered Democrat, and have many Republican friends who are actually brilliant. But all of you hillbillies are making Republicans appear real uneducated. Please do the research, and keep your comments to yourself!
Re: Frag The Paps –
Barack Obama Served three terms in hte Illinios State Senate. US State senate in 2004. Chairman of the Health and human Services Committee. Enacted death policy reforms. Bipartisan passage of legislation to monitor racial profiling.Enacted videotaping of homocide interrogations. voted in favor of the Energy Policy Act in 2005. Primary sponsor of the first federal legislation (Democratic Republic of Congo Relief, Security and Democracy Promotion Act).
Re: Frag The Paps –
Sarah Palin did ABSOLUTELY nothing in Alaska. Just ask the residents in Alaska who were smart enough not to vote for her. Someone needed to tell this 'so-called' energy expert that oil is imported in the US from 15 different countries. Drilling in ANWR was not going to lead the US to energy independence. Canada is actually our largest chief importer of oil. Why am I not suprised, Palin was under the impression that the US was not a part of NATO. (LMAO)
is it just me, or does this book cover look like a pit-bull in front of a wal-mart background with scrapbooking letters on top of it?
Re: boiledchimp – 85 No, just ludicrous! A joke! But perplexed by the fools who buy her baloney! Moose baloney that is! Smeared with wolf pup blood.
Dead fish on the side with a sprinkling of crude oil.
She's adorable! PALIN FOR PRESIDENT IN 2012!!! I love her. She was great when she was up against Biden during the vice presidental debate. She just as smart as she is cute. LOVE HER, LOVE HER, LOVE HER!!!!!!!!
As an Alaskan, I am pretty much offended by anything that flies out of her mouth…..PLEASE don't judge us for our terrible choice in used-to-be governor!!!!!!!
if her slutt daughter had opened her legs she wouldnt have this problem now would she and where was sarah when bristol was busy getting her hoe on?
I agree. Each time I see this woman I always think of the sad state of the American education system but also the lack of common sense and people's ability to allow themselves to be influence by anyone (like some of the stans on this site). She lacks intelligence and that's not something to hold against her but to listen to her and her advice is just wrong, what is worse is those that think she's actually competent to hold elective office.
Sarah Palin eats moose turds for snacks.