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Blast From The Past!

Filed under: Personally Perez

Vintage Perezito!

An old friend just sent us these hilarious photos from back in the '80s.

Miami!

Elementary school!

Loyola!

Hilarious!

Posted: October 12, 2009 at 6:13 pm

220 comments to “Blast From The Past!”

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poorlittlerichiegirl says – reply to this

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lmfao im blind ewwwwwwww
AshleyNicoleme says – reply to this

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Oh my god! You were so cute! That last picture is awesome!
CandyDanny says – reply to this

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loyola, like my college
Luv My White Cotton Panties says – reply to this

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ha ! mario that 3rd pic. looks painfull. that belt is going to smack that girl on the face.
annaBAMN says – reply to this

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this made my day.
not gonna lie. (:
elliemae1981 says – reply to this

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U were a cute lil fatty
kimmygirl says – reply to this

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cute
timetofly says – reply to this

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fat then too, eh.
MP says – reply to this

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I think those pictures are very cute. I don't think I'd be posting my childhood pictures for the world to see.
Sharonrey says – reply to this

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The girls' outfit with the highwasted black skirt and polka dot shirt is so in style now. I want that dress I think.
SWEETPIECE! says – reply to this

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Love it!
StupidBitchesNeedsToLearn says – reply to this

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Did you eat one of the other kids?
You look so full…
You Stink, Bitch! says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
anneO43 says – reply to this

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you were just as ugly back then too.
JulesGules says – reply to this

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ACID WASH! lol
Serenity Kline says – reply to this

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What a porker, lay off the lunch snacks and drink some water you fat lard. You look like DONKEY LIPS from Salute Your Shorts.
Wuffeh says – reply to this

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Ah, so you've always been fat. Good to know.
drama_princess22 says – reply to this

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ADORABLE!
tytyvirgo says – reply to this

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Haha aws!
4JTine20 says – reply to this

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OMG! so cute!!
TMM says – reply to this

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AAAAAAAw you had a soul back then ?
marcooo says – reply to this

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i wonder which one is you!!! lol
richelleeeee says – reply to this

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lovee! hahahhaa
Zack says – reply to this

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So you where always fat
Smiles3585 says – reply to this

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lol which one r u?
lxTEDDYBEARxl says – reply to this

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you look exactly the same!
lovexly says – reply to this

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so adorable!!
Pixie. says – reply to this

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Q guay, q lindo el Perezito
Miss_Marjolein says – reply to this

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Hihi, great!
shesaidWHAT? says – reply to this

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HAHA AWWW babyyy
LaniANG says – reply to this

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lmaoo
ap076 says – reply to this

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You are a brave man for posting these, let the H8ing begin.
It did bring back acid wash memories.
bec193 says – reply to this

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I love old pictures
La Vie En Rose says – reply to this

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Awww, that's cute.
CA$HCA$H says – reply to this

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Haha Perez
Death By Your Kiss says – reply to this

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LMAO you kinda remind me of Peter Griffin.
Sylvesterr says – reply to this

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Hahaha! That is so funny!
Johnny562 says – reply to this

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awwwwwww you look exactly the same just thinner lmao
U_SUCK_DONKEY_DICKS says – reply to this

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OMG!!! Your fucking head is HUGE!!! WTF? Dang, you were a little porker! No wonder why you are such an angry person, I bet you were picked on incessantly about your weight as a kid!!!
WhenICrackThatWhipEverybodyGonTrip says – reply to this

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LOL
Bambosh says – reply to this

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awww… cutie ^^
slapThat says – reply to this

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and you call sadie sandler an rumor willis ugly children….pfffahahahahah…you are the real POTATOHEAD!!!
cheeetaz says – reply to this

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this is super creepy. ::shivers::
ashleylovesjustinbieber says – reply to this

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hilarious is right. first?!
POLSYPOP says – reply to this

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THE SCAREY THING IS ALL THE CLOTHES IN THE PHOTOS ARE GOANY COME BACK IN
BritneyBarnes says – reply to this

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OMG! you look so cute! what happen ?lol
*Vivi* says – reply to this

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OMG you havent change at all:D
FrankieLons says – reply to this

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wow you never got better looking with age. you look crappy since you came out your poor mom.
Oh la la says – reply to this

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you seemed to be a nice kid!!!
peter_antoine says – reply to this

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jajajajajajajaja

you haven't changed a bit!!!!

so cute!!!
Simmi! says – reply to this

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Perez Hilton=cutest chubby boy ever!
TORTEZ says – reply to this

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Lmao…thanks for sharing that was brave of you.
blacklily.of.the.valley says – reply to this

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1) Deformed head…check
2) Hideous fashion…check
3) Misguided look of self-satisfaction…check
4) Hanging out with nobodies…check
I can safely report you haven't changed a bit
eyezwideopen says – reply to this

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It's no wonder that you pick on everyone and no one is exempt from your hostility considering how big you were as a kid, you must have been bullied all throughout school. I'm glad that you have Teddy to love you unconditionally. To be on the safe side keep the treats coming that way even if he is only staying because of the treats you won't know it. After looking at your pics you should layoff all those poor celebrity kids that you put down on your site; don't hate on them because that was you when you were growing up.
VeganVal says – reply to this

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OMG - Hilarious, and adorable!
Angiekins says – reply to this

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aw, you were a chunky monkeyy
you still look the same though :p
popstar2k2 says – reply to this

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ummmm….yeah….you should have probably not posted those!
Jeri says – reply to this

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Awwww! Too Cute! You had the "pinch me" cheeks!
thetwistedlover says – reply to this

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elliemae said it all haha.
iTeffy says – reply to this

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aww.. thanks for share
PerezTheBlogNazi says – reply to this

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Aww, a lil pig boy.
G0 Ask Alice says – reply to this

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And you have the nerve to comment on other people's children? It all makes perfect sense now.
laura9867 says – reply to this

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what an adorable little gossip=blogger-to-be you were!!! Still showing th flair of the Perez we all know and love!
CuddlyCarla says – reply to this

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At least you have no shame. Check out those acid wash jeans! And frankly, judging by the first picture, I'd be gay too if I was sandwiched between those two flamcakes.
*Bubu* says – reply to this

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Re: Death By Your Kiss – yeah, lol
gypsysmama says – reply to this

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How cute were you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dmddmd says – reply to this

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an ugly fat body then an ugly fat body now!
ripthethird says – reply to this

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once a fat tub, always a fat tub. PUT DOWN THE FORK, FATTY
greenandnavy says – reply to this

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you looked like Ryan secrest, back in the day.
juicycampus says – reply to this

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aww what happened to you mario?
koots_bc says – reply to this

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what a porker, so were you pissed off when you couldn't wear the pink or blue dress.
JohnnyLaw says – reply to this

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Looks like you were always a fat fuck.
RDylan says – reply to this

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I understand everything now
barb says – reply to this

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UGLY and Fat even then. No wonder your so mean, you must have really been pick on.
WKNDBIKERIDER says – reply to this

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Re: blacklily.of.the.valley – Good one!!!
ChrisBrownRocks says – reply to this

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AWWWW!!! Perez! U were sooo cute! Sweet!
Yellow Peeps says – reply to this

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Very funny.
I must say, you are brave.
You had to know that all the haters would be posting the typical
"fat" and "ugly" comments.
YUCK says – reply to this

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wow, you've always been a whale of a blogger.
GossipHot says – reply to this

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jajajajjjaajajajajajajaaja no manches jajjajaj ke risa
LauraQ says – reply to this

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Re: StupidBitchesNeedsToLearn –

HaHa!! You are hilarious….I almost started crying laughing when I read this
GOSSiP__xo says – reply to this

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Re: Death By Your Kiss – L M A O
im a g says – reply to this

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*BLECH* you got da ugly body fat homie!
LaLaLams says – reply to this

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Oh ha ha ha! Very cute. You looked like you all had so much fun.
I like the costumes!
LauraQ says – reply to this

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Re: blacklily.of.the.valley –

HaHa!!! Love the checklist thing !!!!
kansasmama says – reply to this

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Awww, you were so cute! If I were your mama, I'd just hug the daylights out of you! Cutie!
BeautifulDisaster311 says – reply to this

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You're the fat one right??
Party Squirrel says – reply to this

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You were a fat little fuck. Sorry, you ARE a fat little fuck
BeautifulDisaster311 says – reply to this

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Re: Serenity Kline – Salute your shorts, omg I soo remember that show, lmao!
Pugs'R'Us says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHA! Now, this is funny! Love it!
NickNolteRulez says – reply to this

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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!! MUY CUTE!!!!!!
IamNotAhumanBean says – reply to this

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Just ignore the meanies, who cares what they think - that is always so fun and funny to look at pix from 25 yrs ago - peace li'l bro
LauraQ says – reply to this

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Who would have thought that little butterball would grow up to become……uh….uh……..have you really done anything positive with your life Perez ??
cccblahblah says – reply to this

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adorrrable.
igetsooocbaby says – reply to this

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Haha thats funny lol.
mjizzle says – reply to this

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wow.. you had a big ugly head as a child too.
Starlit says – reply to this

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Ewwwwww!
unreal5511 says – reply to this

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I think it's hysterical Mario has the audacity to talk shit about other fat people. What a pig he is and was even as a brat. Oh and hey Perez, why aren't you posting about that cease and desist order you were sent by the Lohans and their legal counsel?
jones19 says – reply to this

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LOOOOOOOOLL
PerezTheBlogNazi says – reply to this

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Re: Serenity Kline – I remember that show too. Hmm, good t.v. back in tha day…
sexibitch says – reply to this

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Perez, don't let the haters stop you from doin' yo thang.
I think you look HAWT.

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