Blast From The Past!

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Vintage Perezito!

An old friend just sent us these hilarious photos from back in the '80s.

Miami!

Elementary school!

Loyola!

Hilarious!

    Posted: Oct 12, 2009 at 6:13 pm / Email this  »

    220 comments to “Blast From The Past!”

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    1. 1

      lmfao im blind ewwwwwwww



    2. 2

      Oh my god! You were so cute! That last picture is awesome!



    3. 3

      loyola, like my college :)



    4. 4

      ha ! mario that 3rd pic. looks painfull. that belt is going to smack that girl on the face.



    5. 5

      this made my day.
      not gonna lie. (:



    6. 6

      U were a cute lil fatty



    7. 7

      cute :)



    8. 8

      fat then too, eh.

    9. MP says – reply to this


      9

      I think those pictures are very cute. I don't think I'd be posting my childhood pictures for the world to see.



    10. 10

      The girls' outfit with the highwasted black skirt and polka dot shirt is so in style now. I want that dress I think. ;)



    11. 11

      Love it!



    12. 12

      Did you eat one of the other kids?
      You look so full…



    13. 13

      HAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
      HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
      HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA



    14. 14

      you were just as ugly back then too.



    15. 15

      ACID WASH! lol



    16. 16

      What a porker, lay off the lunch snacks and drink some water you fat lard. You look like DONKEY LIPS from Salute Your Shorts.



    17. 17

      Ah, so you've always been fat. Good to know.



    18. 18

      ADORABLE! :)



    19. 19

      Haha aws!



    20. 20

      OMG! so cute!!

    21. TMM says – reply to this


      21

      AAAAAAAw you had a soul back then ?



    22. 22

      i wonder which one is you!!! lol



    23. 23

      lovee! hahahhaa

    24. Zack says – reply to this


      24

      So you where always fat



    25. 25

      lol which one r u?



    26. 26

      you look exactly the same!



    27. 27

      so adorable!!



    28. 28

      Q guay, q lindo el Perezito



    29. 29

      Hihi, great!



    30. 30

      HAHA AWWW babyyy



    31. 31

      lmaoo

    32. ap076 says – reply to this


      32

      You are a brave man for posting these, let the H8ing begin.
      It did bring back acid wash memories.



    33. 33

      I love old pictures :)



    34. 34

      Awww, that's cute.



    35. 35

      Haha Perez



    36. 36

      LMAO you kinda remind me of Peter Griffin.



    37. 37

      Hahaha! That is so funny!



    38. 38

      awwwwwww you look exactly the same just thinner lmao



    39. 39

      OMG!!! Your fucking head is HUGE!!! WTF? Dang, you were a little porker! No wonder why you are such an angry person, I bet you were picked on incessantly about your weight as a kid!!!



    40. 40

      LOL



    41. 41

      awww… cutie ^^



    42. 42

      and you call sadie sandler an rumor willis ugly children….pfffahahahahah…you are the real POTATOHEAD!!!



    43. 43

      this is super creepy. ::shivers::



    44. 44

      hilarious is right. first?!



    45. 45

      THE SCAREY THING IS ALL THE CLOTHES IN THE PHOTOS ARE GOANY COME BACK IN



    46. 46

      OMG! you look so cute! what happen ?lol



    47. 47

      OMG you havent change at all:D



    48. 48

      wow you never got better looking with age. you look crappy since you came out your poor mom.



    49. 49

      you seemed to be a nice kid!!!



    50. 50

      jajajajajajajaja

      you haven't changed a bit!!!!

      so cute!!!



    51. 51

      Perez Hilton=cutest chubby boy ever!



    52. 52

      Lmao…thanks for sharing that was brave of you.



    53. 53

      1) Deformed head…check
      2) Hideous fashion…check
      3) Misguided look of self-satisfaction…check
      4) Hanging out with nobodies…check
      I can safely report you haven't changed a bit



    54. 54

      It's no wonder that you pick on everyone and no one is exempt from your hostility considering how big you were as a kid, you must have been bullied all throughout school. I'm glad that you have Teddy to love you unconditionally. To be on the safe side keep the treats coming that way even if he is only staying because of the treats you won't know it. After looking at your pics you should layoff all those poor celebrity kids that you put down on your site; don't hate on them because that was you when you were growing up.



    55. 55

      OMG - Hilarious, and adorable!



    56. 56

      aw, you were a chunky monkeyy :)
      you still look the same though :p



    57. 57

      ummmm….yeah….you should have probably not posted those!

    58. Jeri says – reply to this


      58

      Awwww! Too Cute! You had the "pinch me" cheeks!



    59. 59

      elliemae said it all haha.



    60. 60

      aww.. thanks for share



    61. 61

      Aww, a lil pig boy.



    62. 62

      And you have the nerve to comment on other people's children? It all makes perfect sense now.



    63. 63

      what an adorable little gossip=blogger-to-be you were!!! Still showing th flair of the Perez we all know and love!



    64. 64

      At least you have no shame. Check out those acid wash jeans! And frankly, judging by the first picture, I'd be gay too if I was sandwiched between those two flamcakes.



    65. 65

      Re: Death By Your Kiss – yeah, lol



    66. 66

      How cute were you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    67. 67

      an ugly fat body then an ugly fat body now!



    68. 68

      once a fat tub, always a fat tub. PUT DOWN THE FORK, FATTY



    69. 69

      you looked like Ryan secrest, back in the day.



    70. 70

      aww what happened to you mario?



    71. 71

      what a porker, so were you pissed off when you couldn't wear the pink or blue dress.



    72. 72

      Looks like you were always a fat fuck.



    73. 73

      I understand everything now

    74. barb says – reply to this


      74

      UGLY and Fat even then. No wonder your so mean, you must have really been pick on.



    75. 75


    76. 76

      AWWWW!!! Perez! :-) U were sooo cute! Sweet!



    77. 77

      Very funny.
      I must say, you are brave.
      You had to know that all the haters would be posting the typical
      "fat" and "ugly" comments.

    78. YUCK says – reply to this


      78

      wow, you've always been a whale of a blogger.



    79. 79

      jajajajjjaajajajajajajaaja no manches jajjajaj ke risa



    80. 80

      Re: StupidBitchesNeedsToLearn

      HaHa!! You are hilarious….I almost started crying laughing when I read this :)



    81. 81


    82. 82

      *BLECH* you got da ugly body fat homie!



    83. 83

      Oh ha ha ha! Very cute. You looked like you all had so much fun.
      I like the costumes!



    84. 84

      Re: blacklily.of.the.valley

      HaHa!!! Love the checklist thing !!!!



    85. 85

      Awww, you were so cute! If I were your mama, I'd just hug the daylights out of you! Cutie!



    86. 86

      You're the fat one right??



    87. 87

      You were a fat little fuck. Sorry, you ARE a fat little fuck



    88. 88

      Re: Serenity Kline – Salute your shorts, omg I soo remember that show, lmao!



    89. 89

      HAHAHAHA! Now, this is funny! Love it!



    90. 90

      SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!! MUY CUTE!!!!!!



    91. 91

      Just ignore the meanies, who cares what they think - that is always so fun and funny to look at pix from 25 yrs ago - peace li'l bro



    92. 92

      Who would have thought that little butterball would grow up to become……uh….uh……..have you really done anything positive with your life Perez ??



    93. 93

      adorrrable.



    94. 94

      Haha thats funny lol.



    95. 95

      wow.. you had a big ugly head as a child too.



    96. 96

      Ewwwwww!



    97. 97

      I think it's hysterical Mario has the audacity to talk shit about other fat people. What a pig he is and was even as a brat. Oh and hey Perez, why aren't you posting about that cease and desist order you were sent by the Lohans and their legal counsel?



    98. 98

      LOOOOOOOOLL



    99. 99

      Re: Serenity Kline – I remember that show too. Hmm, good t.v. back in tha day…



    100. 100

      Perez, don't let the haters stop you from doin' yo thang.
      I think you look HAWT.

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