Well, maybe if he'd stay away from that wench Kristen Stewart for a little while. (Though, most girls we know would gladly plow right through her to get to him.)
Robert Pattinson is complaining that he can't find anyone to go out with him. Though the hysteria of Twilight fans that follows him around day and night would suggest otherwise, R-Patz finds that his admirers are more interested in following Edward Cullen, his vampire character, than him. He recently explained:
"To be honest, I still don't really understand what's going on. Like yesterday, I was having lunch down the road. We were in this place for a couple of hours and suddenly there was like 400 people outside on the street. It was just so nuts and it's like that all the time now…I just don't take any of it seriously. It's just a job and while it's a job I love, girls scream out for Edward [Cullen], not Robert. I still can't get a date."
Rob, give us a call. We've got the names and numbers of over a dozen girls who would GLADLY go on a date with you. But you have to leave K-Stew at home. Three's a crowd!
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