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R-Patz Can't Get A Date???

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Well, maybe if he'd stay away from that wench Kristen Stewart for a little while. (Though, most girls we know would gladly plow right through her to get to him.)

Robert Pattinson is complaining that he can't find anyone to go out with him. Though the hysteria of Twilight fans that follows him around day and night would suggest otherwise, R-Patz finds that his admirers are more interested in following Edward Cullen, his vampire character, than him. He recently explained:

"To be honest, I still don't really understand what's going on. Like yesterday, I was having lunch down the road. We were in this place for a couple of hours and suddenly there was like 400 people outside on the street. It was just so nuts and it's like that all the time now…I just don't take any of it seriously. It's just a job and while it's a job I love, girls scream out for Edward [Cullen], not Robert. I still can't get a date."

Rob, give us a call. We've got the names and numbers of over a dozen girls who would GLADLY go on a date with you. But you have to leave K-Stew at home. Three's a crowd!

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189 comments to “R-Patz Can't Get A Date???”

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  1. 101

    SkinnyTie13 - #23 GOOD LORD! Agreed! Thank you!



  2. 102

    Re: datay – All I can say to you is this: If any of the bullshit you write is true (meaning you are friends with a cast member), then you are a poor excuse for a friend. I feel sorry for anyone who is stupid enough to make you their confidante.



  3. 103

    YellowPeeps #48 And in how many languages can you write intelligently? Or even moderately? Or even spell a few curse words?



  4. 104

    datay says the same shit every thread…lol…



  5. 105

    I'll date you Robert ;) I wouldn't want Edward anyway he's too creepy. . .



  6. 106

    Re: lilnino – Oh, I've seen. I just realized that no one ever calls her out on her failure in the field of friendship. So I thought I would. I think it's all bullshit, but I still think people should be called out on their obnoxiously obvious failures.



  7. 107

    Just for the record…I have a HUGE beef with the Hollywood dating scene. (Not that I'm apart of it in any way shape or form) but there is this whole idea that stars need to date other stars of equal status. I have been on this rant before. Brad & Angelina for example have equal celebrity status, Demi & Ashton Tom & Katie. Take your pick of a thousand celebrity couples whether they be mega stars or indy stars. On one hand I can understand it because only celebrities can understand what it means & what it takes to be famous. However, there are 6 billion people in this world and only a tiny fraction of them are famous. If stars limit themselves to only dating each other they will never find happiness. To be a star is to be under a constant microscope & why someone would want to magnify that microscope by dating another celebrity is beyond me. If u want happiness, try to find someone who is just like the rest of us.



  8. 108

    Weird but understandable. He sounds jealous of the character he's playing. Must feel pretty strange to be jealous of someone who doesn't really exist. Someone should remind all the fanatics out there, sounds like Rob could use some privacy.



  9. 109

    I'd go out with R
    I only love Rob hahah



  10. 110

    Re: Wat the F – LOL i second that



  11. 111

    who whats edward cullen?! a guy who is definitly stalking you ! haha i would definitly go for Robert Pattison…



  12. 112

    I would totally date Robert..



  13. 113

    Am I supposed to believe this crap? If Robert Pattinson can't get a date then I am Madonna. Yes I AM Madonna!



  14. 114

    I hate Twilight but I have loved Rob since he was Cedric lol!!!! My number is….



  15. 115

    Re: Freaku – Oh, there is the little racist FreakU that hates people who wear turbans and don't abandon their religious attire when they enter her precious Australia!



  16. 116

    Well.. If he wants to take a chans with a swedish girl, here I am. Ofc I like the movie and love the books. But I'm not that kinda girl who would run screaming down the road just because I saw a celeb. They are people too, and I don't want to desturb them in their freetime. I'm more like "Oh.. isn't that him..? Oh yes it was.. cool.." and that's it. It's just like I'm seeing some old friend like I havn't seen in years and no longer talk too. I saw a interview with him for a couple of months and he seemed like a really nice guy. So why not, I don't know him but it wouldn't hurt to get to :)

    Well, I'm here if he wants to take a chance :)
    So just mail me Rob if you like. What do you have to loose? :)
    guchie@hellokitty.com

    xoxo // Stina



  17. 117

    Perez, more Chris Pine please! He is the most beautiful man in the world.



  18. 118

    who wanna go out wid him? he a shitting asshole. SUCKING UP to others, tinking dat hes the ooo worlds best. shit u



  19. 119

    come back to England and i will go out with him :)



  20. 120

    I'd scream for robert. dude, twilight was good, but not that good, but i've heard so much about him and i really think he's awesome. i'd dade ROBERT. screw the vampire scene



  21. 121

    Eff the date, I'll marry him!

  22. S-Fab says – reply to this


    122

    Mario, give him my email address ! You may come with us ;-)

  23. Melme says – reply to this


    123

    He is just being humble. :) Perez, stop being an old meanie towards KStew…darl you are just being overly jealous of her.



  24. 124

    hopefully washing his hair



  25. 125

    Robert can call me any day. We can talk about anything you want.



  26. 126

    Twitards are so blind, he's with Kristen get over it!!!hahahaha!!!!



  27. 127

    omg how can he not get a date! he is fit as fuck!!
    date me baby!



  28. 128

    yeah i know why he can·t get a date ! becuase he is ugly !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i dont why u grils like him , he sucks !!!!!!!! i would never date with him …….



  29. 129

    Sorry Mario, hating Kristen Stewart and sucking Pattinson's ass isn't going to land you a date with him. So give it up already.



  30. 130

    If it takes calling him Rob to go out with him

    ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB and times that by a million!



  31. 131

    Re: datay – OMG you are back again and on top of it all you seriously think no one notices that you are the same as Taytayk from other posts. It's really insulting! And you need to get off your fucking high horse and spread lies. You are so full of shit and evidently you have NO life of your own when you can take time to write such bullshit again and again. Have you noticed how hardly anyone replies to the crap you are writing? I said it before and I will say it again. Even IF you had contact to a cast member, I'd be ashamed if I were you. I feel really sorry for your "real" friends. You'd stab anyone in the back to get attention. Damn you need mental help! You are fucking sick and I hope you will get caught either way.



  32. 132

    Re: Kimber21 – I am right behind you Kimber! I have commented her/his shit before. What a twat!



  33. 133

    i'll go out w him! he's such a hottie!



  34. 134

    ROB, I PERSONALLY KNOW MANY BEAUTIFUL AND SEXY WOMAN FROM THEIR TEENS, ALL THE WAY TO OLD GRANNYS, THAT WOULD GO OUT WITH YOU ANYTIME YOUR FREE! THERE WAITING FOR YOUR CALL!



  35. 135

    any day any time!!!



  36. 136

    twilight's shit & kristen h8s all her fans.



  37. 137

    This guy is so ugly, but it's nothing a few drinks and a bag over his head couldn't cure. If he hangs out in the bars at closing time everyone starts to look good.



  38. 138

    Bullshit R-Patz, yeah right you can't get a date, shave that beautiful face and it'll end up covered in kisses doll.

    P.S.
    does that mean he and K-Stew are no more?

    P.P.S
    about damn time!



  39. 139

    he's just saying that to keep all the screetching idiots happy, who'll be satisfierd now and able to sleep in piece at night 'knowing' that Edward.. i mean Robert, is still theirs and for the taking..



  40. 140

    He is one ugly S.O.B and that just the truth.



  41. 141

    SO UGLY.



  42. 142

    Mmmm yes yes yes send him my number and tell him I promise to call him ROBERT!!!!!!!!!!



  43. 143

    who the call him edward unless thier fourteen.

    i'd be screaming rob and i'd much rather hear that english accent just hearing that makes me tingle.

    he knows he gets date he just is being humble rob



  44. 144

    I genuinely feel bad for him. He's a mostly regular guy caught up in this insanity. Of course Twilght fans are delusional; we all knew that. they can't seperate reality from fantasy. They think this kid is a REAL VAMPIRE.
    sad.



  45. 145

    I'd totally date him if I wasn't married. lol. Yes… my husband knows I have a crush on Robert Pattinson. Do people seriously call him "Edward" when he's out and about? That's really sad that people can't separate reality from fiction.

    I still think Kristen Stewart and Robert are together. I don't understand why they're trying to hide it, but I think they are definitely dating. :)



  46. 146

    Don't worry,you'll find someone.I think Kristen is a good person for you,but you have to decide yourself ofcourse.Just wait :)



  47. 147

    Please leave Kristen Stewart alone! She is adorable!!!



  48. 148

    God. what so difficult for him to understand that peopel love him?!
    if I scream- it's for Rob, not for Edward!



  49. 149

    i want him



  50. 150

    yeah, cause he's looking for one of your famewhores bffs!



  51. 151

    Well, he's butt ugly. Pale, always. Not just for the vampire thing.



  52. 152

    I'm pretty sure he can't find a date because he's supposed to meet me. LoL! Rob, don't worry baby, I enjoy you more than edward.



  53. 153

    What? I would gladly get to know Robert Pattinson! Edward Cullen is a fictional character, in other words……Edward Cullen Doesn't exist! I would totally go on a date with him to get to know Rob! But like Perez Said… leave kristen at home! ;-)



  54. 154

    Re: Freaku – agreed!!!!



  55. 155

    I'll marry you! :)



  56. 156

    I believe that he knows that all girls want Edward and feel dissapointed when they realize its Rob Pattinson. He seriously should forget that , on the other side there are many HATERS out there who also don't know the difference



  57. 157

    i thought he was dating kristen?



  58. 158

    amen! get rid of k-stew, she's a girl repellant for him.



  59. 159

    i'm down. pizza and beer sounds like a good enough time to me.



  60. 160

    I'LL GO OUT WITH YOU !!!!



  61. 161

    that's probably because the women who are actually into him and not edward have lives and don't have time to be staking him out. but i think what he said is only a half truth, there are probably women (and girls) who want him but he is not interested in them.



  62. 162

    Dude I would date Rob in a second! He is gorgeous!



  63. 163

    I'd date him for him. Not for him being Edward Cullen. I don't see him as a anything but himself. You Mr.Perez can give Rob my number hey…lol



  64. 164

    He is so UGLY!



  65. 165

    Haha, I'd go on a date with him. That'd be interesting.



  66. 166

    I would go out with ROBERT he is so HOTTT not to mention a good actor in his role and i love the DIRTY hair….lol



  67. 167

    aw hes actually so cute, but kristen too
    they could be couple



  68. 168

    I'd go on a date with him even if he did bring K-Stew.. I'm not bi but I'd f*ck her too to get with him!



  69. 169

    Doesn't he fuckin get it! THEY DON'T WANT AN OBNOXIOUS JACKASS LIKE HIM! THEY WANT THE SWEET GENTLE CUTIE, NAME EDWARD ANTHONY MASEN CULLEN! DUUUUUUUUH!



  70. 170

    He smells like dirty sex.



  71. 171

    ummmm robert, you are like considered the sexiest man alive and you complain you can't get a date??? seriously dude, you have chicks masterbating to you. IM TELLING THE TRUTH I CAN EVEN NAME A COUPLE IF YOU WANT TO.



  72. 172

    I think the problem is that he isnt very happy about the types of girls who want to date him. He thinks he wants someone low key and with a higher level of maturity than most of the girls pursuing him. But we all know, he's just looking for someone hott that he can go out with to make him look cooler. He seems to be all about playing it cool.



  73. 173

    im already going out with the poster of him i have on my wall. and it says rob not edward.



  74. 174

    I'd only date him if I could call him Cedric Diggory.

  75. over says – reply to this


    175

    That's his schtick to say "he can't get a date" he says that every year around the same time too, maybe it helps with the ladies they'll be like aww. He's gross and if you don't think so then your on crack.



  76. 176

    of course he can't, he's like a chain smoker!



  77. 177

    ME meeeeeeeeeeeeee pick me =P lol



  78. 178

    He reminds me of my grandpa. My grandpa uses his english charm and false humility to get the ladies in his lifetime, but inside he's just a big player.



  79. 179

    i would go out with him,but my dad will kill him so for his on good
    i cant!
    just friends!!
    please stop talking about kristen like that!!
    i love her



  80. 180

    i thought he was dating Kirsten Stewart :O



  81. 181

    edward cullen is really annoying. the way he is so over protective of bella is irritating! and the way he looks down at jacob shows him to be egotistical.
    though,
    robert is cute and hilarious! i dont think acting is totally his forte though. makes the londoners and brits proud :)
    i'd date you! ;) xxxxxx



  82. 182

    probably because he sucks. anyways, he probably has millions of girls, and this is all a lie. he can get some at the snap of those boney fingers.



  83. 183

    well he can feel free to call me anytime lol i actually thik hes a really good artist all around and more then edward cullen for sure…



  84. 184

    Ah!id gladly call out Robs name any day.hes very sexy hot!



  85. 185

    I think he is gay and pretends to have no time to date a girl… hiding your boy love RPattz ¬¬ it would certainly kill the whole twilight euphoria.. at least to me… poor guy xD or maybe girls dont date him cuz hes too lame once you meet him!!! xD



  86. 186

    He drips sex! He might not be going on many dates but the boy is getting satisfied and often. You can't look like that and not be getting off everyday. That would be a crime. Rob if you in fact don't have a GF(..psh.. yeah freakin right). Be sure to take advantage of the girls who's panties basically melt at the sight of you. You're a gorgeous man! Knee dropping, panty soaking, mind blowing gorgeous MAN.



  87. 187

    I cant stand edward…but I would most definatly go with Robert. :) He's been my celeb crush since Harry freakin' Potter lol



  88. 188

    i like a guy chasing me not hte other way around



  89. 189

    That is BS i mean i love rob but maybe he is part deaf or part blinde cause i'm pretty sure that evreyone whould love to be with him even some straight guys

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