Sharks! Stay Out Of The Water, McConaughey!!!!
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Matthew McConaughey is going to need something to do for a little while. Does he still have his bongos?
Celebrity surfers were warned to stay out of the water recently when a shark was spotted off the coast in Santa Monica . (Regular joes were left to fend for themselves.)
Celebs like Adam Sandler, Cameron Diaz, and yes, water bug Matthew were put on high alert as a great white shark showed up leaping out of the California waters. The shark has measure to be between 8-10 feet long!
That's one big chomper!
Maybe this will inspire Steven Spielberg to pen another Jaws! (Hey, every other damn franchise is being revived.)
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: October 12, 2009 at 5:23 pm
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It is not uncommon for Great Whites to be along the California coast at this time because it is part of their migration……heard it on the news yesterday, as they were spotted in a few other parts of CA….but this happens every year!
There are like 3 shark deaths a year, I'd still go swimming in that water.
More humans kill sharks then sharks kill humans so whatever, I don't see them dangerous at all. They don't like the taste of human and dont eat flesh so fuck what they say, I'd still go swimming.
I guess when people do what they love, it's all that matters. Common sense would dictate precaution unless you think you're a god then you're just invincible.
To the monkey *cough*writing *cough* this mess…lay off the acid
Re: JigSaw – ZERO for that fucking retarded bitch
yum…
LOL this is funny.
Send the WHOLE Duggar family, plus the Octomom litter and the Gosselins too,
on a free trip to Santa Monica. Tell them its Disneyland!
Send them all for a day at the beach to frolic in the Pacific.
Hopefully this Great white shark can do its job and rid the planet
of these irresponsible overbreeding dolts.
Buon appetito!
Matthew McCona-GAY!!!
Great whites do not leap out of the water off California. They only do it off S. Africa.
I would KILL for another jaws movie… KILLER!
"shark has measure to be" English please !!!!!
Know the industry Steven Spielberg wrote neither the book or the screenplay to Jaws.
Peter Benchley wrote the book and co-authored the screenplay.
Author Peter Benchley wrote the novel "Jaws" and it was adapted by several professional script writers, some working on it whiule it was being shot! Spielberg did not "pen" any of it! If you EVER want to be taken seriously, which maybe you don't, you have got to get the facts straight.
Peter Benchley wrote Jaws and helped to co-write the screenplay. Jesus, Perez, how many times do people in the comments have to tell you to checking your facts!! Or maybe you like people like Billy Bush calling you out for not doing so on their radio show?
I doubt the regular surfers where not warned. I live here in NJ and surf and if there is a reason to not be in the water they will post it @ surf spots that aren't lifeguarded beaches (in the summer anyway).
Great idea to remake Jaws…. And how cool would it be if Steven Spielberg did the remake…. most remakes are lame…this would be a good twist on the remake. "Who knows Jaws better?" You know that would make mad $$$.
OMG! Matthew is such a hottie. Cum 2 Australia, believe it going 2 b a hot one this summer.
I remember reading that Matt Mc doesn't like to use deodorant—maybe if that is a shark in the background of this pic it got a whiff of him underwater and figured even that piece of fish was too rancid to eat……..
Let's send the Lohans for a nice swim in the California waters!
The late Peter Benchley wrote Jaws you douch bag.