What Was He On????
Filed under: Anglophilia > Robbie WilliamsIn case you missed it….
Watch Robbie Williams' bugged-out performance of his new single, Bodies, on X Factor, above.
Not only do his eyes look like they're about to pop out of his head, but….
What's up with those ridiculous dance moves?
Fail!
Posted: October 13, 2009 at 1:40 pm
…don't you mean 'who' was he on Perez? Wishful thinking on your part. Just say NO to drugs. Well, many drugs, not all.
Perez you wanker! Leave him the fuck alone, it was his first public performance in the UK in time and there was a fuck up with the doors on his stage entrance. He was scared, nervous and excited and when you have an ounce of his talent for entertaining (no slagging people off to make yourself look better does NOT count) then feel free to have a pop you tosser!!!!
Everytime I've seen him dance, he dances like that. He's just ridiculous.
this doesn't look good
Sorry, you fat tub of goo.
Robbie is a pop god. He knows how to play an audience. Something that you could never do.
Plus, he is hotter than fuck.
Did he turn down your puss filled rectum?
I loathe jealous queens.
I didn't think it was fail, he said after that he was pretty nervous.
Well, the strings sounded good…..
perez, do you know anything?
robbie is a legend! that's the way he is and we love him for it!
christ, if we were to analyze your every move i don't think you'd be too happy!
I don't understand the appeal. He moves like your friend's dad when he's embarrassing her at a party.
He usually looks like that when he performs. Just the way he is. He gets a jolt out of everyone's excitement. I went to Take That concert many moons ago and he was just like that too. Lots of energy and just a bit crazy
He suffered a car accident last week. His chauffer ran over a guy and he looked really upset for it. He probably does not have a nice week….
By the way…why do you have Mormons advertising on your website?
Bit hypocritical, eh?
I love him, and I think he was awesome.
He didn't fail.
You go Pumpkinhead. Tell him - You're not a f***ing artist …….. since you have such a great track record with people who have William in their names.
Lord, blink Robbie BLINK! He makes Whitney's recent live performances look flawless. Maybe he was just tired and needed a "pick me up".
I love Robbie, he's just nervous!It's been awhile since he's performed here!!!
I don't care…the man is sooooooooooo pretty! Yummy.
I thought he was great - one of a kind - gets the audience up and really enjoying themselves - Great sound system - Great presence on stage - definitely NOT a fail.
It's because he's back home in England, if you were English you'd understand.
this is typical Robbie Williams..looked pretty normal to me! So he is not a great dancer?
I have to say…. I LOVED IT!!!!He is still hot!
This is too painful to watch.
I loved it!
I loooove Robbieeee!
Perez you didn't understand it!He was great!
I am so bored of Perez trying to get some attention by writing stupid stuff that WILL people get to leave a comment…
…ups, I am one of them!
Robbie is a Legend, he always dances like this. And I would do him right on that stage, he is so damn hot!
"Neely, you shouldn't mix booze with pills."
"Why not? They work faster!"
It seemed a pretty regular performance for him, he is kinda of a jokester, I GUESS THEY DIDNT PAYED YOU THE PAYOLA EH FUCKIN IDIOT.
Floundering record sales nerves.
Robbie wants all of your numbers and emails to thank you personally while you're eating dinner.
oh perez shut up. he is an entertainer and always danced like that. and to say "fail" just shows me again what an idiot you are…
Robbie was just overexited because of it was his first live perf for a long time!
And by the way he's one of the only celebrity who's able to dance so badly and still look sexy!
I have to say Perez - for the first time I might add - you are a fucking ASSHOLE! You don't have the slightest idea of what you are talking about - Robbie has it all over your "Slimy" - and give him a fucking break - he's been gone for a while and I think he was fantastic - pure Robbie Williams - love him!!!!
Loved him! He was just being his normal self!
Nerves + a quick trip to Amsterdam before the show = this kinda performance..
But he's still handsome though!
I've seen Robbie twice - he is a fantastic entertainer!….and most of all he sings LIVE!
You are so wrong. He did perfectly fine. i would of enjoyed being there
LOVE IT!!
Thats just Robbie !
Robbie is fab !! and he is the way he is and I love him for it.
WHo cares if he can't dance! He is still Robbie Williams and he is still AWESOME! Great come back!
Fail? You're insane! Robbie Williams is GREAT!
good song, not a great performance. alexandra on the other hand was AMAZING!!! you should post her performance, that was the highlight of the show
I enjoyed it…I don´t know what Perez is speaking about..What fail?
It was good… C´mon …It´s Robbie…He dances like that…No fail at all…it´s supposed to be that way…haha
Just loved it !!!!
Good song by the way
No more strange than normal…LOL
awhhh definately he was on the pills!!!
Robbie is a legend!!!!
Just because he didn't make it big in the USA doesn't mean he didn't in all the other country's in the world.
Here in the Netherlands he can sell out as many concerts he wants..I don't see Lady Gaga doing that anytime soon ha!
ROBBIE IS A LEGEND!
HEY DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT THE HELL THE BODIES SONG MEANS ?
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HAS ROBBIE GONE ALL GOD FUCKED ??
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I LOVE ROBBIE BUT IF HE IS NOW A BIBLE BASHER ILL HAVE TO RETHINK THAT!
HE IS GREAT YOU JERK.
at the beginning he was really nervous. and you could notice that in his voice. but he became better in the end and more confident.
that ist robbie, he is the greatest entertainer in the world. you know nothing about him, perez.
that is just the was we love him. and finally:
HE IS BACK!
Robbie's the best
He was fine. A real talent! Leave him alone
When I watched the show I thought he had to be high… it was shit, shit, shit and his eyes lookes crazyyyy!
oh come on perez:D don't be jealous…
ha he was HIGH HIGH as a kite….
Sorry, I dont see "it". I think he looks pretty hot…. Goofy, but catchy dance moves aside.
What do you mean, what's he on? How many times have you seen him perform? This is how he always acts! Goofy Robbie
give him a break! it was his first TV performance in so long!! and it's just his styleeeee
I didn't think his eyes looked buggy or the dance moves were that ridiculous perezpuss. But I fail to get this guys appeal over in Europe. He sounded horrible vocally. I would have mentioned that more then the eyes or dance moves.
Don't be a tosser Perez! Robbie rocks.
Oh, he's just nervous. Leave him alone, Perez! Love Robbie!
Fortunately he was not trying to impress the overly spoken feuding bitches of P Titty starmaker….lol those judges suck on that show i mean we have certain so called superstars that blow way more nuts than some of the contestants on that show..and fuc% the judge in the middle, she looks lame, bobs her head lame, sounds lame, and i would rather have MS than ever meet her, i am lookin way to old to be on an mtv show lookin ass….who is she, the blonde bitch who probably has no vagina because no man can stand her.
oh Perez has failed again (Robbie 1 / Perez 0)
Re: Aussieone –
i looked up the lyrics on songlyrics.com:
God gave me the sunshine
Then showed me my lifeline
I was told it was all mine
Then I got laid on a leyline
What a day, What a day…
And your Jesus really died for me
Then Jesus really tried for me
U.K. in entropy
I feel like it's fucking me
Wanna feed off the energy
Love livin' like a deity
One a day, One day
And your Jesus really died for me
I guess Jesus really tried for me
Bodies in the bodhi tree
Bodies making chemistry
Bodies are my family
[ Robbie Williams Lyrics are found on www.songlyrics.com ]
Bodies in the way of me
Bodies in the cemetery
And that's the way it's gonna be
All we've ever wanted
Is to look good naked
Hope that someone can take it
God save me rejection
From my reflection
I want perfection
Praying for the rapture
Cause it's strange and gettin stranger
And everything's contagious
It's a modern middle ages
All day, every day
And if Jesus really died for me
Then Jesus really tried for me
Awesome performance! Robbie is amazing. That's how he always danced, he doesnt take anything too seriously and thats what people love about him. Welcome back!!!
I actually like him…he has presence.
You are a total douche for insinuating drugs. He looks completely sober and healthy. He's probably had some work done around the eyes, but SFW. And as far as the 'dance moves' you refer to, thats just it you think everyone needs to be rehearsed and choreographed. He's just being himself. Robbie is so quick witted, when he's done with you you'd have to look up to tie your show lace. So don't even go there with him!
I'm sorry….but you don't know what "PWNED" means….therefore, you can't use "Fail!" either.
jealousy is pathetic.
he needs a little of his swagger back… but, he's still Robbie Williams…..and will always be hotter than you Perez!!!!
This is classic Robbie Williams and if you had ever been to a Robbie Williams concert you would know that this is how Robbie always dances, he admits he is no great dancer but his fans love it, you americans have never understood Robbie, he has always been nervous before a performance and would be even more so because he has not performed for so long. I think he did a great job and cannot wait to see him perform again. Robbie was not on anything , maybe you should do research before you attack people, take a look at yourself before you put down people. If we spend all our energy on judging and criticising others we will just become a negative person and do nothing to effect real change.
I was gonna type "who is this douche" but then realized some of you would try to answer my question. So I'll just say that since I dont know who he is, the world probably wouldn't miss him. O D - ONWARD!
He fucking sucks. Worse than Whitney at GMA.
No wonder your shitty tour failed.
You know shit about entertainment.
PENDEJO. This was a great performance.
Perez, the only thing you should be worried about is you FAILING your diet! granted, robbie didnt sound as good as usual, but everyone is entitled to an off nite, and I thought his dancing was fine.
Re: kittiekat1234 –
YOU LEFT OUT THE LAST LINES:
FROM EMI MUSIC:
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Jesus didn’t die for you, what do you want?
(I want perfection)
Jesus didn’t die for you, what are you on?
Oh Lord
(Jesus really died for you) Ohh
(Jesus really died for you)
(Jesus really died for you) Ohh
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WHICH MAKES ME THINK HE IS NOT GOD FUCKED IN THE END BUT THE REST OF THE SONG MAKES ME THINK HE IS OR WAS GOD FUCKED! BUT HE DOES SING:
And YOUR Jesus really died for me. ???
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I STILL DONT KNOW ???
Hey Perez, what do you know about dance moves, the only one doing something ridiculous on that note is you …come on!…an ex-fatty making comments about dacing moves!…Before you talk about Robbie Williams, please brush your teeth!, he rocks….and please, don't get me wrong, I love you man.
Sounds okay to me. Music is similar to an old band from the 80's…Tears for Fears.
robbie williams is a fantastic entertainer, and the hundreds of awards he has won backs that up. the crowd LOVED IT, he always interacts with them and puts on a show. at least he is real, unlike the fake pop 'artists' cruising around atm. you have to remember he has medical problems and really terrible stage fright. and even bug-eyed, he looks waaay more appealing than perez.
it looked alright
aw bless you robbie ! yeh he did look like he was on something but i think it was just nerves, he seemed so grateful for the cheering at the end!
i think the americans never got him coz they dont understand that not all singers have to give such polished performances, robbie is a great entertainer and in england we grew up with him in take that so know his history.
love you robbie!!
Perez, you obviously haven't seen many Robbie Williams performances. This is the way he is and people love it.
he was still tweaking from watching his driver hit that teenage pap.
Robbie=Amazing. so he was off a little.
Slimmy=Bleeding ears pain.
Ok so it's kinda retro –reminds me of the movie 'music and Lyrics' only missing the Barrymore. I with P'nasty in that for todays market it fails, but I'm going to give it a B for effort after all the guy been through he is still pushing it.
I see nothing but a brilliant performer giving a great performance - what are YOU on Perez?
Perez, you're fucking nuts on this one.
A, Robbie ALWAYS puts on a ridiculous performance because he's just so fucking sexy like that.
B, don't insult the king of British pop if you don't know what you're talking about.
C, he just came back and he's still fucking amazing!
His eyes were fine, and so was he! He looks the exact same.
FUCK OFF on this post.
he is a fukin sexy azz… damn.. id still let him jerk and dance round my house… drool
HA HA HA HA HAAAA lol what a douchbag
Certainly no more freakish than a performance by Lady GaGa.
Perez, I usually agree with you on everything but honestly, if you think this is robbie acting weird then you have obvioussslllyy never really seen him perform. he ALWAYS dances like that. he's freakin english, what do you expect? he's always been a funky dancer and hes just super excited and nervous to be on the show..its his first show in years. i love robbies music and the only thing i think he should have done better was focus on his voice rather than dance so much because hes a much better singer than he showed last night. perez….get ur stuff straight. robbie is a pop legend and he's cheeky, witty and has a "boy next door" appeal all of england loves.
he looked like he was pulling a danny gokey.
whats up with the jesus stuff? the song was just as awful as his dancing.
This looks like my good old Robbie to me! Nothing odd about it. Not many people have this level of awesomeness, it is hard for people to understand
Robbie is fucking hot! Perez, you wouldn't even know a good band when it hit in the face. It's not like your track record on what good bands are is so great. Remember the flopped road show you did last month? You wished you would've had Robbie on there. Might actually have drawn a crowd. Lame ass! GO ROBBIE!!!
Give the guy a break! At least he's REALLY singing NOT LIP SINGING as many others do! He did a good job and he's a great performer!
seriously???? he's like a bad american idol reject. no singie…no dancie…no artist
To me he looks like he's all nerves - its his first big performance and essentially a come-back. Also, it looked like there was a bit of trouble on his entrance, and he missed his cue in one part, but recovered well. He just seemed to be really nervous and excited to me - his dancing seemed to be unself-conscious and filled with joy, just to be out there entertaining again.
Truth - not his best vocal performance, but not bad either. I thought it was a fun performance all in all.
i think hes on prescription "uppers" he has a tendency to be fat so for his comeback he needs to be skinny-lets hope he doesnt end up judy garland style
it doesn't look like a fail to me… not his best performance, but not a fail.
it was so bad i couldnt finish watching it. he doesnt seem to have very much talent. how did he ever make it.
white men can't dance. pretty together if high?!
'fat tub of goo' - ouch! bobby who? this was so bad, I thought it was a scene from a parody of a bad Hugh Grant movie! Some of the worst lyrics I have ever heard - Adam Samberg does better lyrics than this when he is goofing on SNL
Eyes bugging out? really? what are you smoking perez? This isn't his greatest song or performance, but really think of something more clever to say next time