Fox NFL Cartoon Mocks Jessica's Weight!

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Seriously?!

Call her dumb, call her high maintenance, call her a curse, but fat is the least of Simpleton's problems!

On a Burger King sponsored cartoon that aired during Fox's NFL Sunday, Jessica Simpson was mocked for her supposed weight gain by animated versions of the Dallas Cowboys and their coach.

LAME!!!!

"Man, I still can't believe Tony dated Jessica Simpson, even after she blew up bigger than Flozell Adams!" said a cartoon Marion Barber.

"Unlike Tony, at least Jessica comes up big when it counts!" responded Jason Wittens.

And maybe of personal favorite, coach Wade Phillips adds, "Say Tony, is Jessica around? We could use a defensive tackle!"

Give yourself a pat on the back, Fox!

Not only are you politically outdated, but you're about 6 months behind on simple pop culture trivia!

CLICK HERE to voluntarily subject yourself to the skit!!!

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    Posted: Oct 14, 2009 at 6:22 pm / Email this  »

    58 comments to “Fox NFL Cartoon Mocks Jessica's Weight!”



    1. 1

      why does she look like that???



    2. 2

      That's not even funny. Boo



    3. 3

      Leave this woman alone for f*cks sake!! She's already been through the ringer: dating one TOOL after another, dealing with negative criticism for her fluctuating weight, AND her dog was snatched up by a coyote. I mean seriously….kick a girl while she's down?? Shame on you FOX, shame on you Burger King [one of the fast food chains that wholly seems to support weight gain and FAT.] And who the hell are the Cowboys to make fun of ANYONE?? They're the real joke.



    4. 4

      WTF?! You take every opportunity to diss someone about weight. You have even done it to JS. So STFU. You are such a fucking tool!!!



    5. 5

      Yes, just what I was looking for: let's make fun of a woman for being fat! Why not? Women are easy targets for 'comedians', so are fat people, and we all know they deserve it anyway. What, you say? She's a size two? Well, her clothes are ill fitting and too tight, and if we show her from the right angle the world will agree-she's HUGE! What was that? The average American is obese? Well, then why don't we post them all…why don't we shame them all…why don't we make them realize how utterly unacceptable being FAT is. After all, we the people (making the accusations) are all skinny, right? Riiiiiggghhht?



    6. 6

      WOW!! I cant believe that they would talk about her like that.



    7. 7

      I'm pretty sure Perez was making fun of Jessica Simpson's weight WAYYY before this commercial.



    8. 8

      This is really characteristic for the Fox Network. Bunch of evil right-wing extremists. Reminds me why I don't watch the Fox network, Just a bunch of simpletons who happened to have a wealthy enough leader to buy a television news source.



    9. 9

      So stupid! I can't stand her, but she was NEVER fat!



    10. 10

      Jessica Simpson is gonna kill herself if people keep making fun of her. Seriously. :/



    11. 11

      I have a couple things to say:

      #1, Mario, you have been ripping on her weight for the better part of a year. Now all of a sudden you're saying it's LAME that people are picking on her for her weight?? Nice hypocrisy there. I could sit here and say that you are a fat fucking bastard, but that wouldn't be very nice, would it?

      #2, it seems very convenient to blame Jessica Simpson for Dallas' losses and/or Romo's sub-par performance. She's been broken up from Tony Romo for a while now so there are no excuses for his "distractions". Did it ever occur to anyone that he's just not THAT great of a quarterback????



    12. 12

      Yeah I saw this on CNN and it was a horrible thing to do. If Eminem or late night comedians want to make fun of her, then go ahead but FOX Sports in which the company Tony Romo works for employs to cover their sports should not do this. It is disrespectful and Tony Romo should issue a statement about this.

      If FOX Sports want to make fun of anybody, they should make fun of Michael Strahan relationships. Proposing to a woman that cheated on you around town..



    13. 13

      I can't see it, but I'm sure there is no point of that commercial. I don't know why people hate on her, she hasn't done anything wrong.



    14. 14

      This royally pisses me off. I can't believe an actual TV station would resort to such childish behavior as means for promotion. It actually makes me sick to my stomach what the world is coming to. These are the same people who run ads for Weight Watchers, fat pills, etc. I'm absolutely flabbergasted and 110% disgusted. Done with Fox.



    15. 15

      of course being a celeb means you will be attacked on everything you do, wear and even say. jessica knows this too. hopefully she can just get through it and not let a FAT FOOD RESTAURANT..i'm sorry did i say fat? i mean fast food restaurant tear her down



    16. 16

      I'm not a JS fan but for god sake leave the girl alone. I don't understand why she is constantly being belittled by the media and others. Imagine if it were your daughter or sister.



    17. 17

      If I remember, didn't you make fun of her when she gained weight?



    18. 18

      That cartoon's not funny at all - just mean and offensive.



    19. 19

      What a bunch of assh*les!!! Do they feel better making fun of this girl?? What losers!! Jessica looks great!!



    20. 20

      The Dallas Cowboys are the fucking overexposed New York Yankees of football and I hope both teams burn in hell.



    21. 21

      FOX SUCKS…. in every respect.



    22. 22

      what do you expect from a bunch of dumb jocks? losers. SHE'S GORGEOUS!



    23. 23

      Lame.



    24. 24

      Please leave her alone. Let her get over her dog. And let her live her life. Been a rough year for her. She will be fine if people just leave her alone.



    25. 25

      Why is a major network making fun of a woman's weight? that is down-right disgusting. They should stick to telling lies and sports. Jessica never did a damn thing wrong -ever.



    26. 26

      FOX didn't say anything any worse than you have said about her. Actually it is kinda Perezesque if you as me. Hipocrite!



    27. 27

      She brought this on herself. Pretending to be stupid is highly unatractive.



    28. 28

      Wow, that's really low.



    29. 29

      Why does everyone hate on this girl? Really what the hell has she done to anyone. I can see picking on whores like Paris or homewreckers like ANgelina but why this poor girl? She is NOT fat at all. She has a great body and people (especially you Perez, have you EVER looked in a mirror, ugly, freak) should leave her the fuck alone and die. TOny Romo is NOT a great quarterback so dont blame that on Jessica.



    30. 30

      Not funny or clever at all.
      It's inexcusable to mock someone's physical appearance in a commercial ad.



    31. 31

      its Witten… GO COWBOYS!!!!



    32. 32

      oh my GOD, PEREZ….think back. YOU WERE THE ONE CALLING HER FAT SIX MONTHS AGO. YOU'RE SUCH A DISGUSTING HUMAN BEING AND THE BIGGEST HYPOCRITE ALIVE.



    33. 33

      OMG I saw Jessica at LAX two weeks ago and she was small and skinny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    34. 34

      SHIT, EVERY1 NEEDS TO LEAVE THIS GIRL ALONE, BAD MEN, DOG DIED, DROPPED FROM RECORD LABEL, AND NOW BEING CALLED FAT ON NATIONAL TELEVISION….WOW GET OVER URSELVES



    35. 35

      It's JASON WITTEN. He's pretty much the only decent Cowboy. But I wouldnt expect you to get it right Perez, your spell/fact check hasn't been working well at all lately. Your site has really gone down hill…

    36. Moron says – reply to this


      36

      Wow,really low!



    37. 37

      That was so mean…even when the picture of her in the high waisted jeans was taken she wasn't fat. Poor Jessica…she must be hurt and embarrassed.



    38. 38

      now jessica's going to be anorexic. ya happy fox you might have given her an eating disorder. thanks shitheads



    39. 39

      So it's only okay for YOU to mock peoples weight and call skinny people fat? You're a hypocrite.



    40. 40

      Now she's stupid AND fat!!!



    41. 41

      Are you really criticizing Fox for making fun of celebreties? Really?? Isn't that what you do every day???



    42. 42

      WHATEVER… I'LL TAKE HER



    43. 43

      I swear not two months ago, I was on here giving you shit for calling her fat.
      Why is it okay for you to do, but not FOX?

      NOBODY should be doing it, but you're the biggest fucking hypocrite ever.
      How long ago was it that you had three chins, huh?



    44. 44

      Re: cookiepuss71 – Um maybe they didnt have anything directly to do with this, I mean I cant see them even giving a shit about her let alone going to FOX and saying' hey since we suck this year, lets make a skit making fun of Romos ex' use your brain moron before you spout off.



    45. 45

      Wow…

      This woman will definitely develop an eating disorder. Thanks to FOX nad mocking people like you Mario. The only difference is, JS is still hot, and has the Texan boobs to show for it. Mario, on the other hands, is just PLAIN FAT, and DISGUSTING!



    46. 46

      Fox NEWS is not the same as Fox. Why is this so difficult for people to understand?



    47. 47

      Re: vonkell
      "Um", where exactly did you read in my post that the Cowboys organization ran to Fox? EVERYONE has been linking her to Tony Romo's shiteous performances in the past. It's a running joke. Why do you think there was a cartoon made about it? So maybe YOU are the one who should shut your goddamn hole, use YOUR brain and LEARN TO READ, SHITHEAD!!!!!!!!!!



    48. 48

      what the hell… i rarely comment on here, but i felt the need to on this post. Why would they do that? especially a big network like fox? how did anyone think that would be even remotely funny? and my god - if jessica simpson is getting made fun of for her looks, then what hope do any of the rest of us girls have? Jessica Simpson should NOT be embarassed - fox and the dallas cowboys should!



    49. 49

      People are just fing cruel! They are going to make her so depressed that she'll commit suicide the chick is already out there. People need to leave her alone this world is just sad.



    50. 50

      fox sports has nothing to do with fox news, seriously… WHOEVER is doing your writing needs to stop with the political stuff, it's weak.



    51. 51

      FOX sucks. Jessica Simpson is tiny and this is ludicrious. I feel embarassed for the Cowboys and Burger King, neither of whom approved of this.



    52. 52

      who gives a crap if the wench is fat or scrawny. she can't sing for absolute shit. annoying stupid talentless bitch.



    53. 53

      Assholes!!!!!! That's totally out of line and realllllly fucking offensive! I'm tired of women being bashed for their weight. Fuck you if you don't like what someone else weighs!



    54. 54

      I KNOW YOU'RE JUST POSTING THIS SHIT TO GET COMMENTS BECAUSE YOU SO BLATANTLY DO THE SAME THING TO HER ALMOST DAILY ON THIS SITE! YOU MOCK HER, SAY SHITTY THINGS ABOUT HER WEIGHT AND EVEN WORSE! SO I GUESS BY CALLING THIS LAME YOU ARE ACTUALLY CALLING YOURSELF AND YOUR WEBSITE LAME…AND WE ALL KNOW YOUR FAT SISTER IS LAME TOO! SO A BIG FUCK YOU AND LEAVE THIS SWEET GIRL ALONE. JUST PUTTING THIS ON HERE IS WORSE THAN DOING IT IN THE FIRST PLACE SO YOU ACTUALLY SUCK EVEN MORE THAN THEY DO ASSHOLE!



    55. 55

      Re: bagyourface – LETS SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO AND WE WILL JUDGE IT DOWN TO THE BARE BONES! COME ON, PUT YOUR OWN PICTURE UP AND WE'LL SEE HOW WONDERFUL YOU LOOK AND ARE…DO YOU HAVE ANY TALENT BESIDES BEING AN ASSHOLE?



    56. 56

      Re: miss.dre – EXACTLY! THESE ARE THE SHALLOWEST BUNCH OF FUCKERS I'VE EVER ENCOUNTERED BESIDES IN HOLLYWEIRD WHERE EVERYONE IS PLASTIC ANYWAY! SHE IS A NORMAL WEIGHT! GAWD FORBID A PERSON BE HEALTHY AND NOT A BULIMIC ANOREXIC SIZE 00000 ON MAJOR DRUGS TO STAY THIN!



    57. 57

      I'VE SEEN JESS RECENTLY AS WELL AND SHE IS TINY! PICTURES CAN BE DECEIVING…ANYONE CALLING HER FAT SHOULD SEE HER IN REAL LIFE AND SEE HOW FIT AND HEALTHY SHE REALLY IS. WHY PEOPLE FEEL THE NEED TO BERATE HER IS BEYOND ME. SHE HAS A BIG HEART AND EVEN IF SHE ISN'T THE BRIGHTEST BULB IN THE BUNCH, SHE MEANS WELL. BLESS HER HEART!



    58. 58

      That skit was out of line. Now I am no Jessica Simpson fan. Frankly, I can't stand her. She is one of those annoying people who made millions off their body and no other talent. However, this skit was just plain mean spirited. Tony and Jessica broke up months ago. There was no reason to include Jessica in any skit. There is no reason for the NFL to be talking about her, she is gone, history, she and Tony broke up. The NFL and Fox need to move on past Jessica Simpson. That skit should have never been done since they are no longer together.