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Jesus Luz's DJ Skills?!

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Well, they're not so much skills as a deficiencies!

While embarking on his tour, Jesus Luz was reportedly paid $10,000 and requested five bodyguards to spin for half an hour in Balneário Camboriú, Brazil on Sunday.

If you watch this clip, you'll see that Madonna's boy toy is riding on his name alone because the music is nothing special. At one point, he attempts to get the crowd riled up by dancing on the table.

And with his shirt on!

Blasphemous!!!

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25 comments to “Jesus Luz's DJ Skills?!”



  1. 1

    I'll take some of that. HAHA



  2. 2

    are you jealous because he has a bigger dick than lady(boy) gaga? lol



  3. 3

    wo that was really boring



  4. 4

    IS that really Madonna's Jesus????
    If so, MY GOD HE SUCKS!!!



  5. 5

    amazing



  6. 6

    Oh brother…



  7. 7

    LAME

  8. Aj20 says – reply to this


    8

    not so much skills ?? this is his first time djing for a big crowd give the guy a break. and i saw another video and he was great the crowd love him.



  9. 9

    I just think he needs time and experience to get his skills together. The man can move that's for sure and he is very good lucking. I wish him luck…



  10. 10

    he's not even spinning anything… just playing a record



  11. 11

    Asking for bodyguards in Brazil is not uncommon. Most people with even a little bit of success or money have at least 2 per person in their family. Kidnapping is a very common problem and with Madonna's money - 5 is not unreasonable.



  12. 12

    he needs to just wear a shirt that says, I FUCK MADONNA and be done with it. useless…

  13. Aj20 says – reply to this


    13

    Re: smeagle – OMG your such a loser. thats Djing you must spinning some record when the hooks comes out you cant spinning all the time peolpe are comming for dancing not for a hip hop concert. duhhh



  14. 14

    Theeeerrrre's you're new man Madonna!!



  15. 15

    I already read that one german DJ said that Jesus Luz is a fake! He just play pre-recorded CDs!



  16. 16

    Oh Perez-one word of advice: STFU! He did great. You can't please every crowd and I happened to think that song playing was awesome!



  17. 17

    He's using CDJ's actually. It's a lot easier than spinning vinyl, but still requires skill. He isn't doing that bad actually. Not the kind of beats I'd listen to, but hey, some people like that shit.



  18. 18

    nobody's dancing



  19. 19

    He should be a stripping DJ



  20. 20

    blasphemous…for wearing sunglasses……..he has a beautiful eyes…… would like him to go down on me and eat me while looking up at me…….i can give him a big geyser….lol



  21. 21

    LOL!! What a joke



  22. 22

    Re: DRAMA PRINCESS – Dude u sound so desperate



  23. 23

    Wheres the feckin video???
    I cant see nuthin……..bah….watev……….



  24. 24

    C'mon guys, give me a break. Jesus Luz is a complete fake. He is NOT a DJ. He makes so much success in Brazil only because he is a beautiful model and dates Madonna. And to most people in my country, who gives shit about music, it's all that counts.



  25. 25

    Re: A Brighter Beat – He's just faking. He's not playing that CDJ, actually. He's playing a pre-mixed CD (recorded by another DJ). He's famous (and the crowd get so excited by him) only because he's beautiful and dates Madonna.