Well, they're not so much skills as a deficiencies!
While embarking on his tour, Jesus Luz was reportedly paid $10,000 and requested five bodyguards to spin for half an hour in Balneário Camboriú, Brazil on Sunday.
If you watch this clip, you'll see that Madonna's boy toy is riding on his name alone because the music is nothing special. At one point, he attempts to get the crowd riled up by dancing on the table.
And with his shirt on!