John Mayer Is Into Sodomy (No Surprise There!)
We take it John Mayer doesn't really enjoy being interviewed, but we do know he enjoys sodomy!!!
Last night, a reporter caught up with John at a party he was hosting at the Armani store. After kindly telling the reporter " I love you, you're beautiful, but shut your fucking mouth" when talking about Obama's Nobel win, the conversation took an even stranger tone when the reporter asked about his new album:
"Why don't you tell me about your new album? You've been in the studio for a while.
I have a record coming out November 17.Any particular theme or inspiration behind this one that makes it different from previous albums?
Look what we're doing right now! We're connecting right now! This is great! Yeah, it's going to be quite melodically bright, but the themes are all about heartbreak.How is that different? Haven't you written a lot about heartbreak?
I think most artists do, but this is really breaking into the theme of it as a concept.Is there hope behind the heartbreak?
The melody is the hope. The lyrics are the heartbreak, the melody is the hope. If you have the lyrics being the heartbreak and the music as the heartbreak, your editor made you ask stupid fucking questions! You're standing in front of me acting as if these questions are fair, but now we're talking about something real. So there was stuff I wanted to put on the record that just didn't fit the concept. So the next record will have that concept.What concept?
More political things, worldly things.Such as?
Nothing rhymed with public option.You don't always have to rhyme, though.
I'm going to forcefully sodomize your editor."
Geez, we thought stoners were a mellow sort of folk!
Take another hit, John!
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HA HA HA HA HA HA!! The only good thing about John Mayer when he does let someone interview him he ends up making a total ass of himself. What a MORON.
Nice headline idiot.
YOU are the one who is really INTO sodomy.
Now go wash your peen off.
he's a weirdo. why does he always try so hard to be witty??? he is not funny.
relax Mario, he isn't going to be plugging you anytime soon.
LOL!
HE IS A DIRTY DOUCHE that's all
Barf! He's ugly and he sucks!
Perez why are you calling people stoners right and left… Quit making it a big deal. MJ makes my life worth it…. Loves it…. LEGALIZE MARIJUANA!
Well…."His Body Is A Wonderland".
Still can't get over the tease Mario? Are you so bitter that he wouldn't go to second nor third base with you? hahahahhahah
So, you're still grasping at straws, trying to get some sort of interesting story with this guy? The people that like him, like him. The people that don't, don't. Give it up. You aren't changing any opinions.
We know you have a crush on a straight boy that will never love you, but this was old before it even started.
EWWWLLLLL JOHN YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I KNOW HE READS YOUR BLOG! hes soo rude!! and seems like an arrogant fuk …hes a douche!!!! PEREZ I AGREE WITH YOU ON THIS.
If I was a musician I would also get mad if someone decided to ask what I thought about Obama instead of asking about my new record.
HAHAHAHA He's so amazing!! He always has great answers to the questions people make… Sooo funny!! :B You a douchebag, Perez. Ha, you're always trying to get his attention. That's sad!
John Mayer is a total douche. Pretentious, egotistical douche. And you know what? He makes whiny pansy music!!
He's just an arrogant dick. *yawn*
I think John Mayer's sexy and I like his music.
But he can be a prick.
Anyhoo, Perez is still sexier :]
I'd love to be able to get into that mind of his for just a minute…
your butthole is a wonderland
John Mayer makes you feel stupid, so naturally you don't like him. I guess if you don't understand somebody's wit or humor, they are automatically a douchebag. Damn you for outsmarting me, John! Nobody is allowed to be attractive, talented, AND witty. It's just too much for the public to handle!
It is always possible that people are being mis-interpreted. What if John Mayer and the editor are actually involved in a loving and romatic relationship which involves some type of physical contact??? Well, John shouldn't be kissing and telling then, should he??
Anya Blah, blah, blah The Grand Duchess of Blog-Doom
No It sounds like he is on some other shiz!
Zombie Hitler, please start your own blog. I will follow you. You're funny.
That reporter sounds like a bitch.
Album….you mean he is in music?
I thought his job was official beard and he just hung out in Hollywood faking like he's the boyfriend of rich white women.
I believe douche bag here is really gay and his manager probably will not allow him to come out of the closet.
Re: Nesa – The beard is the women who date the gay men to cover up the man's secret.
The reporter was an asshole and John was still kind enough to do an interview. The reporter asked retarded questions and John treated him as such. What part don't you understand, you dumb fat bastard?
Re: Fatty McGee – that, and Mario thought it was awesome when Lady GaGa did it. methinks Mario is sad because he knows he doesn't have a shot at being forcibly sodomized by John Mayer.
such a tool,all his music sounds the same anyway
i'm his editor… come and get me!!!!!!!! i'm ready!
john mayer = ewwww
Ugh…I've never cared for him. His music is all right, but his attitude makes me ill. He's always so snarky and rude, and he has a smart mouth.
lmao you need to stop hating on him, he's so funny! you're clearly jealous. get over it. his fans still love him, and interviews like this one are part of the reason why. way to go john!
HE SHOULD BE… HE'S HAD HIS HEAD UP HIS LOSER ASS FOR YEARS…
Honestly, I wish I never had to hear his voice unless he was singing.
Re: Fatty McGee – Exactly what I saw in this interview.
The reporter is insulting him by asking the typical uninformed questions. Insulting to an artist that is.
Like asking a designer what is different between this new dress and the last one, they are both dresses. Like asking a painter what is different between this portrait and the last one? Both have a person on it.
Sodomy comment was in response to the reporter pushing the politics, it was a Polanski reference people. Do you get it?Think peopleeee
It's called dry humor Perez!
Now enough with the hard-ons and the sodomy titles. You're not his type. Oh, 'Womanizing' John Mayer doesn't have a specific type. You may be his type after all, Mario. Keep hope alive!
He is a weird guy. Have you ever read his tweets - he get's even weirder? His tweets make no sense maybe that is what it is designed to be like but he is waisting his time tweeting about no sense crazy bullshit. He is strange…
He looks like Davey, from Davey and Goliath
I knew Aniston would take it up the ass!
He's f..king funny!! hahha!! people don't take seriously John Mayer… he's a joker… Perez get a life!!!