To be honest, we're surprised it took him this long.
Larry Birkhead seems to be having issues finding some companionship, so the only logical step was to call the Millionaire Matchmaker! Larry is in talks to star in the Bravo reality hit show that follows matchmaker Patti Stanger as she finds the perfect woman for unlucky-in-love millionaires.
We didn't know Larry had THAT much money. We know little Dannielynn probably does, but him?
Last night, Patti spilled the news at the Really Awards, saying that the deal was in the works and that she really hopes it goes through, for Danielynn's sake:
"I knew Anna Nicole. I fixed her up back in the day and I want that child to have a great mom."
Us too, but we can't see any of the gold-digging broads you tend to bring around doing the trick. Prove us wrong, though, Patti.
See if you can find someone with half a brain, some sense of genuine emotion, and a liking for kids who's also willing to also have her relationship taped for all of America to watch in their living rooms. Good luck!
Update: PerezHilton.com has confirmed with Larry Birkhead that the single dad will NOT be doing the show. Contrary to Patti's hopes that he will join, Larry told them he was not interested months ago.
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