Another week, another spew of diarrhea that comes out of Michael Lohan's mouth.
According to the media whore, "This guy follows Lindsay all over the place. All over. Lindsay pays for him to go everywhere. He has no job. No job. Her does nothing. All her does is supply everyone in LA."
O RLY now?
So is he supplying her with hardcore drugs or just prescription drugs, because the last time you ran your mouth you said the wacktress is on prescription drugs.
Keep your stories straight!
Because Michael was so good at playing detective last time, he plans on making a special trip out to El Lay once Lindsanity get back in town and find who else is fueling her habit.
What ever happened to that intervention, Poppa Lohan? Are you going to stage that while you're out here too?
"I feel really bad that Dina would have to stoop to that level to say those things. I really think she is a beautiful person. If I was estranged from Lindsay, why is it that before she went away to Japan, when she was robbed, that she called me and I was the one who flew out there, who worked with the police, and who stayed with her?"
And you're not stooping to any level by talking to the media every other day about your family???
You and Dina are both delusional!
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