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Someone Tell Ali Lohan To Tivo This!

Filed under: Aliana Lohan

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We fear you are about to fall down the rabbit hole dug out by your older sister, Ali Lohan. Therefore, we implore you to tune into a special presentation on Nickelodeon that we think would be beneficial to you. (We know your family is famously aligned with Disney, but you should overlook that just this once.)

Nick will be turning off the toons and putting on the news on a special segment Nick News With Linda Ellerbee called "Kids in Rehab". The program will focus on dangers of kids suffering from substance abuse. Astonishingly, in 2007, out of the 2 million Americans admitted into rehab for substance abuse treatment, nearly 25,000 were under the age of 15!

Unbelievable and severely heartbreaking.

When asked about the program, host Linda Ellerbee said:

“We live in a culture where drug use is glamorized, and celebrities may be sending a message that going to rehab is sort of like going to a spa. But real rehab is no spa. Some brave kids spoke to us honestly about their drug abuse, what it’s like to be a kid in rehab and what it’s like to try to live clean and sober after that. And it ain’t easy.”

The program will premiere this Sunday at 8 P.M.

Write that down Ali and maybe invite Lindsay over to watch.

[Image via FayesVision/WENN.]

21 comments to “Someone Tell Ali Lohan To Tivo This!”



  1. 1

    They look like two old UGLY hags! NO wonder with a father like theirs who KNOWS their drug dealer….what can one expect!? Why not help your child???



  2. 2

    i agree, this family is just too messed up and lindsay unfortunately is setting a horrible example for ali. so sad



  3. 3

    your an asshole perez.



  4. 4

    Leave em', they obviously enjoy being whores.



  5. 5

    But didn't you tell the underage audiences in your failed concert ventures that you were happy for them to get wasted???just don't drive???



  6. 6

    chubby left alone to lindsay.



  7. 7

    Both look horrible and used up. Sad.



  8. 8

    LINDSAY HOhan is def a bad influence for that underage girl ALI SHOULD DEF STAY AWAY FROM HER…now since linsay doesn't have her peeps to hangout and do cocaine with she hangs with her young lkinda old lookin sis BAD CHOICE IS TOTALLY DISTURBING



  9. 9

    what is her sister wearing? and she looks like she's like 30 something



  10. 10

    these bitches have more fun than all of us put together!!!



  11. 11

    Too young to look so much like old used up, strung out hookers.



  12. 12

    Wow…her sister's not that pretty…Lindz has the looks, well, @ least she used to.



  13. 13

    yesss… linda ellerbee is still rockin it for the kids.



  14. 14

    I use to think AL was so cute. What happened ?! Someones been doin the cocopuffs, or it looks like it :O



  15. 15

    ew



  16. 16

    someone help them ASAP!



  17. 17

    My husband did not believe L.Lohan was in her 20's untill I proved it to him with her bio. Then he just shook his head. Looks like her sister is not far behind. sad,sad,sad.



  18. 18

    This family needs a lot of help - more than just one episode of this segment can provide on this topic.



  19. 19

    Toss their whole family into a bonfire, please.



  20. 20

    FUTURE WHORE JUST LIKE SIS



  21. 21

    Broke-ass Firecrotch! And now her slutty sister is following in her footsteps. Way to go Dina (Queen Slut)!