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How To Pose Awkwardly With A Gossip Girl

Filed under: Gossip Girl

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Paging Miss Jay!!! Kelly Rutherford seriously needs your help.

She's like mixing three different kinds of poses into one big mess!

This is how Kelly decided to stand on the red carpet for the Made In Italy press event with Hearst Publications last night.

For some reason, all we keep hearing in our head is "I'm a little teapot, short and stout…"

Fix yourself woman! It's called posture!!!

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

17 comments to “How To Pose Awkwardly With A Gossip Girl



  1. 1

    Your poses were waaay worse. Let me assure you…



  2. 2

    This is news? Really?
    She was probably taking a side step and they snapped a picture.
    Big fucking deal.



  3. 3

    news a bit slow today perez?



  4. 4

    She needs to go back to MELROSE PLACE! BEST SHOW ON TV!!!!



  5. 5

    You are so petty perez! You cannot pose on your life (you THINK you can…but no, you can't). There is nothing wrong with her…leave her alone!



  6. 6

    This really isn't news.



  7. 7

    Fail?! Really? Wow. Your standards of "red carpet poses" are impossibly high considering the source. I agree with AlexaKylee she was probably taking a side step or tripped up and recovered balance. Who gives a shit?



  8. 8

    what a lame post



  9. 9

    I don't care about the pose and I never watch her show and I have no idea who she is but whenever I see her photo I feel physically ill. Not sure why but I am serious. Something about her makes me want to throw up right away. Possibly she is satanic. But anyway, she gives me the creeps (and she is really ugly, sorry).



  10. 10

    thats all you can come up with, P? cornball



  11. 11

    She looks a wee bit dusty. Front of the dress…



  12. 12

    I think she is so beautiful.



  13. 13

    She's busting for the pee pee



  14. 14

    Are you seriously posting about how someone stands for a picture? She's not a model and that's not a photo shoot… they probably caught her off guard. Slow news day?



  15. 15

    first off, she could out-pose and out-model you any day perez. she looks fine. she's probably just tired from taking care of two young children on her own and long days on the set. second off, she was still skinnier than you even when she was NINE MONTHS PREGNANT.



  16. 16

    She's sporting the yo, yo, yo pose. It was popular in the 80's in NY.



  17. 17

    You pose so much worse that she does. You need to be less critical of others and focus on fixing yourself. Everytime I see pictures of you at an event, you look like a HOT MESS TIMES INFINITY!!!! Pot meet kettle, because you both are black, FATASS!