Keanu Reeves Is Not The Baby Daddy
Filed under: Baby Blabber > Keanu Reeves
The results are less exciting when Maury Povich isn't the one dispensing the news, but we bet Keanu Reeves doesn't mind.
A DNA test proved that Keanu was not the father of any of a dumb Canadian woman's kids. Karen Sala claimed that Keanu sperminated her for at least of her four grown-up children, but Keanu protested that he never even met the woman, much less get busy with her business.
It's a good thing that he isn't the father - she was looking for a HUGE payout for some very late child and spousal support -$150,000 a month in child support, backdated to 1988, and $3 million a month in spousal support.
You do the math on that one.
Congrats Keanu! You are NOT the father!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: October 15, 2009 at 10:45 am
This woman is BatSh*t crazy.
The woman was delusional. Why would Keanu even have to do DNA on this? Obviously she is one brick short of a load.
…I thought that he fucked boys? I am so out of the loop.
if she claimed lil' wayne was the baby daddy, no DNA test woulda been necessary!
omg SO OLD
I can have his real babies!!! he's soooo cute!!!ai!
We knew you cannot get pregnant from anal sex!
even if he was the kid…150,000 per month???? 3 million spousal??? the woman has lost her damn mind. Fucking leeches. Get a real job whore.
um why would she be filing for spousal support? can u even do tht if u were never married to someone?
keanu is so freaking gorgeous.
damn that womans old and nasty looking, looks like an ugly lesbian.
and she should have to pay his legal costs.
oh my zhitfukzhitfuk
diz dude never
agez…he iz zo dang fine♥
wooohoooooooooooooooooooooooooo♥
man perez this news has be out for almost 2 days…slacker.
keanu is hot! way to go!!!
Not only is this old news, but do you even proofread your mother's and sister's work? Do it yourself or hire someone that can write!
"Keanu sperminated her for at least of her four grown-up children" What the hell does that mean?
Re: Spindoc – …good point, the time wasting, frivolous bitch!
WHOA….
Perez - Who is doing your writing? Obviously someone who did not do well in well in their writing class. In many of the blogs there are words missing from the sentences and sentences that don't make sense. Poor!
Even funnier is the fact that this crazy bitch is going to contest the results! hahahaha…..bet she doesn't know who really is the father! Those poor kids of hers!
Re: Blueskies18 – Um..You may wanna proofread your own post before bashing anothers writing skills. And now I fucking hate you because I had to actually defend Perez. Thanks asshole. I hope you die for that.
oh to think i was sooooooo in love with this guy for the longest time…since i was 16 oh god now im 40 and he looks like a manson family member yikes…cut the hair still cute though
This woman needs to undergo some sort of psychiatric evaluation. DNA on not 1, but 4 kids? OMG! Social Services need to remove her children from the household. This woman is not mentally competent to care for her children.
of course he is not…..the guy is gay…………