Mayer & Maniston, Together Again!
Filed under: Jennifer Aniston > John Mayer
This is getting ridiculous! It's like Jennifer Aniston is confusing her life with her famous TV show Friends and is attempting to prolong this will they/ won't they relationship with John Mayer for another few seasons years.
We can't take 10 years of this!!! We won't!!!
Sources are saying the tragic dynamic duo are at it again, giving their whirlwind romance another go. While you would think that it would be John rekindling the relationship to get in with A-list contacts and promote his new album, the sources close to the couple say that it is Maniston that wants to get their love back on track. The insider says:
"He really got to her, and she's hooked on him. She just can't let go…There's something about John that she just can't resist."
Excuse us while we reach under our seat for our barf bag!
We don't see anything good coming from the two of them getting back together. Just more heartache for Jen and more crappy, sappy, stoner love songs from John.
Spare us, the both of you!
[Image via AP Images.]
he's a libra, she's an aquarius, they have a natural affinity.
Perez i love you!!!
Aww, someone's upset that Mayer isn't going to go gay for him *boo hoo*
NOoOOoOOOoOOOoo
LUV YOU PEREZ
My Perezcious has just decided on his Hallowe'en costume. The Perezcious will be going out as Bitter Betty.
One of the oddest "couples" out there. Hard to have respect for him when he is with her
I don't believe this!
why??
First he's making out with a guy, now he is back with this bitch. Get your stories straight, will ya?
"He really got to her, and she's hooked on him. She just can't let go…There's something about John that she just can't resist."
AWK, BLESS THEIR WEE SOULS.
i actually don't care, he's my hero and she's a great actress and seems to be a nice person. maybe you guys should just stop hating and leave them be.
PEREZ, stop fucking hating just because you wanna suck on Mayer's damn dick.
She comes across like desperate whether he 'got' to her or not. She had trouble letting go of Brad, too.
Who are these "sources"? I, for one, would love if you stopped blogging about Jennifer Aniston. You are nothing but insulting and childish when it comes to her. However, do blog on every move Lady GaGa makes!
I don't see the appeal at all. John Mayer's head is enormous. Maybe he is hung like a bull, but whatever, Maniston is boring and unattrative too.
"Excuse us while we reach under our seat for our barf bag!"
He just loves her tiny fist in his ass.
why do you care? you hate them both
Just because people bump uglys every once in a while does not mean they are in a "relationship"……she wants to be a spinster, and he has a giant head.
LOL.. i wish it would be true. I like those two together for some reason. I think it is just publicity or that the 'source' needs to sell magazines. However, if it is true i wish them the best, maybe the third is the charm…
She's so fucking desparate it's PATHETIC!!
Porkez, you're a bitter jealous dumbass.
You have a huge crush on JM, don't you? I think he is the only human that had kissed you EVER.
oh, shut up perez!! you are just jealous, because you have a crush on him!! they are perfect for each other! thank God they´re back together!!
NO MORE!!!!!!!!!!!
she just seems SOOOOOO DESPERATE. She can't act for shit. The only good thing she was in Friends. And that is way over. She has never done one decent movie.
boo!! they're annoying.
Perez, just do us all a favor and find a boyfriend already…
I expect mayer is making it up to get a bit of press attention.
Perez, you must really hate that she is officially the most bankable actress in hollywood.
They are so lame. They really need to just give it up already. Either stay together or break up for good, pick one already!!!
Just because nobody wants you, don't criticize other people who are trying to find love.
john mayer was definitely in palm springs this past weekend. how do i know? we were at the same club. and he was making out with my best friend. wonder how jen would feel about that one.
No one believes you kissed John mayer. And if you are deluding yourself to think that he did you probebly did it whilst he was asleep you weirdo perv perez!
I love them together.
WHO SAID THEY BROKE UP? MAYBE THEY WERE JUST ON A BREAK HAHAHAHA
Did he knock you back or something Perez?
I'm from England and I don't know his mustic but I think John Mayer is gorgeous and I don't blame her one little bit. Go for it Jen.
And your point Perez? Let people be…as long as it doesn't affect you PERSONALLY, what does it matter.
thyre a cute couple…i sense some jealousyy
stop dissing john mayer. he is a great singer, composer and mucisian..
Jealous much Mario?
explains his man on man action this weekend I suppose
Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson have to be the dumbest whores in Hollywood. I have lost all respect for that old desperate cow. All her movies bomb so she think she pick up a man that's going to fix it. Mayer knows his shittty album will not sell unless he got a woman. Two pathetic douche bags pr whores pulling desperate pr tricks.
Re: buffymybasset –
I agree, John has become one big joke. If this happens to be true, he definitely is into men.
Aniston and Simpson's fans are just as desperate as Jen. They would rather see Jen with this abussive douche bag than nothing. She would be better off by herself. At this rate Jessica Simpson seems to be smarter than Jen.
They're not back together. They stay in touch but, nothing more. All it takes is one sleazy tabloid to post one lie, and the others follow, without checking out the facts. To Jolie fans and their insults, your ignorance is showing.
SAY WHAT YOU WILL, BUT YOU MUST ADMIT THIS DUDE IS LIKE THE WHORE WHISPERER!!! HE'S NOT EVEN CUTE, HAS NO BOD, LOOKS LIKE HE BATHES ONCE A MONTH AND STILL GETS QUALITY BEAVER. HE MUST EITHER BE HUNG LIKE A HORSE OR EAT THE MUFF FOR HOURS!! THAT'S SOMEONE WHO NEEDS A BOOK DEAL A-S-A-P!
These two are a cute couple but, are also kinda annoying.
Ouch that hurt!:)) but it's the truth.
Very interesting….especially after you reported him kissing a guy in a gay bar.
Ugh does anyone actually care about Maniston anymore? She's *so* boring. Yawn. She's not THAT hot, and she's a one trick pony: romantic comedy after romantic comedy after romantic comedy. Ugh.
His "crappy love song" is number 2 on the billboards douche. Right behind Britney Spears!
Shows how much you know about music! Keep hating, but the numbers don't lie.
do they know this is not cool gossip? this is not tabloid worthy! we are no longer intrigued by this lovey couple! come on! i think they want a nickname….
uh??? jen anistan john mayer
jan mayerstan!!!
yeah! that has a good kick to it!
Re: BottomAceNJ –
LOL
yeah barf bag….that's exactly what I need every time you remind us how he allegedly made out with you….get over it Perez, you are the one that is hung up on him and it drives you nuts that you can't have him
so what if they like each other…let them be you jerk. oh and you wont take 10 years of this…you wont be relevant in ten years so dont worry about that…why does it matter to anyone whether or not they are together. if it bothers you get a life
Perez, do you EVER "report" anything but internet rumors that have been debunked before you are even aware of them?
wait what? they need ur approval??? ha funny b/c if they were regular joes you wouldn't give two shits… who cares what u think! let people have love lives… dont hate cuz u havne't had one in… ever????? hahahahaha no one wants to fuck ur asshole hahahahahah no one wants ur peen hahahahahahha ugh disgusting. and john mayers writing capabilities are so high up there on the bar that you couldn't even see them… and jen? im sure she cares about you hahahhahaha
After hearing Mayer's cover of the Jackson hit "Beat it" , you won't be making fun of him again. The man is too talented for words.
Please she needs to get away from him! He's so gross!
i just puked in my mouth… God aniston… ur such a hollywood slut… but at least the men uve been with have all been gorg.. i guess i'll just give u kudos lmfao.
Of course she cant resist, its fucking john mayer!
I don't see why you call John gay like you are trying to make fun of him when you are gay yourself… like it's a bad thing? Pot calling the kettle black much? D-bag
yawn.. who cares. Really!
"Sources are saying"
Is this story even true?
sunnyhunny321 - is your best friend male, female, straight or gay. I'm assuming you're gay since the club is but wasn't quite sure what you were trying to tell us. More deets please.
She is needy and he is a manipulator, so it is a good combo.
She just gets more pathetic the more insecure and vapid and desperate she becomes. John Mayer has proved himself to be the biggest tool in Hollywoodland yet she tries to hang onto him like a bad smell every time she needs to look like she has a boyfriend. I am just so glad there was nothing to the Gerald Butler rumours that he was going out with her! It was so funny when we made a huge point of denying that. LOL! Brad would have left even if Angie would never have come into the picture. No question. What a fucking Loser. Big "L".
See how both of them are GAY, each other now has a "beard"!
Isn't she like, 20 years older than him?
he's just beautiful (: I love him, but i think they don't look good together ):
GOOD she deserves him.. lol they are both LAMES.
perez is a jealous bitch and nobody wants his ugly ass! you must have slipped mayer a few ruffies the night he supposedly made out with you…..bet he needed therapy after that
It's the "Dyck"
I don't understand how this douche nozzle gets women he's ugly, untalented, stupid, and has the personality of a floating turd, but he is rich and famous so maybe that's it, but still the guy is an absolute ass wipe.
Well her stupid movie tanked and she was tossed aside by a 'hunk' Cooper, yet again for an Oscar winner Renée, so what is a 40-yr old to do? Also doesn't she still need to get financed for producing PUMA? Perfect timing for using a younger PR man as a 'boyfriend'. She traded her life for PR. Go at it, keep making worthless stupid movies. That's why you tossed aside a good man Brad Pitt who just wanted to have a family. He did, thanks to your stupidity, with a MUCH BETTER WOMAN.
What is wrong with Jennifer Aniston? If you break up that many times there's a good reason for it. I think he's much too young for her, not mature enough. I think she's looking for marriage and a commitment and he's not ready to tie the knot with any woman. He's too busy putting notches on his belt. She's just another beauty he's bedded. He'll move on to another. This couple will not last.
HMmmm I think yep both closet Gays
hope they get married and have kids and prove us all wrong!
Well Happy B-day to John Mayer anyway, 32 y.o. today…..reeling in the years baby boy…..call me when you're in the mood for some guy-love…….you're such a hot time when ever you come…….s2g
You feel the need to call he "Mansiton" because you are jealous that YOU are not the one screwing HIM. Quit hating on her. She's a beautiful and talented actress. LEAVE HER ALONE!!!! You are certainly NO PRIZE! Grow and shut the fuck up!
LOVE HER, LOVE HER, LOVE HER. But she can do so much BETTER than him.
Maniston is such a dog! Being a douchebag is not bad enough she goes ape on her roller coaster dumping ground titles. Does she know we are fed up with her ugly self. She is unsighltly and just sickening when she opens her mouth. Mayer is not that hurting for money to be bought out by Jennifer Aniston again. But then again, the pay off for him maybe worth it. She is buying her fame to be the most fugly and disgusting skank in the era. 40 year old women have grandchildren and also children in their 20s in college and still look hotter than Maniston plus they are smarter than her. No wonder her stupid movies are not entertaining at all. Maniston's movies don't even rent at the RED BOX machines for a dollar!!!! Fuck this bitch.
Last week he was playing tonsil hockey with a guy. Can't he make up his freaking mind?
Maniston got the pekers to prove her manliness. Her jawline is bigger than Mayer so she get to wear the pants.
I belive John Mayer is gay but still he has not find out … Jen should be datin tha'p.s. i love u ' movie cute guy. And also wanted to say that Angelina should be in a psychiatric long time a go… KIDS ARENT PETS biach…
She's desperate; he's a whore. I hope they both catch something that involves green pus coming from their nether regions. I can't stand her and he has become a joke.